Peep Show: Food Turnoffs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the food mistakes people have made on the first date and how someone has turned them off with food.

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00:00if you're on a first date and don't want a second one just do all the stuff on this list

00:10they ask people to name the top food related turnoffs and quickly here uh if you had uh

00:18someone turn you off with food what did they do 1-855-954-6969 is the number 1-855-954-6969

00:28or text us at 46969 licking your fingers clean made the list

00:32that's disgusting yeah i might not be mad at you i think you can do that at home

00:39oh maybe if i have ribs i'm doing it but i wouldn't get ribs i wouldn't get ribs on like a

00:46like we have been together for quite some time that's what i'm gonna say i'm trying to think of

00:51how long because you know i'll admit i've done it with maybe wings or ribs in front of my wife

00:56yeah but it took me years to get to that point where i was even yeah i mean i don't know i'm i

01:02might just do it right in front of somebody because i just don't really care yeah picking

01:09your teeth at the table that's a wild one lady could you please do that elsewhere

01:15oh my god a lady oh no that's not a lady

01:20you can't even use a like a a toothpick not at the table like take it to the bathroom one of

01:29those floss picks you can't go to the bathroom you got some steak in there

01:33see people using the straw sometimes you ever seen that oh yeah oh god yeah i saw a guy at

01:39another table use a menu no the corner

01:43stop get out of here oh my god

01:47come on

01:48yeah got it out yes lisa yes what kind of place were you at just like a breakfast place

01:54oh of course it was a breakfast place they say those menus are like some of the worst things

01:59i know oh my god all levels oh no i wanted to leave and ember's like sit down that's disgusting

02:06oh right into his ginger it wasn't it wasn't it's bled oh it bled for sure oh it bled for sure

02:13bleedy gums yep and then somebody else picked up that menu right behind the corner they didn't

02:18know it'd been in someone's mouth no they're bloody gums human beings yeah someone said met up with a

02:25guy from tinder we went for drinks we went back to his place i was two seconds away from pulling

02:30my hair back into a ponytail ripping his pants off and taking him to bj town

02:34incredible what happened then he opened a can of sardines what and started slurping them down

02:40what's wrong with this guy what are you doing he hates women he doesn't want to be with a woman

02:48you don't open a can of sardines in the middle of the day right before she's ready to go i've already

02:53got you back to my house and i'm like you know what hold on a minute i really need some sardines

02:58craving some oh my salty fish particles in me late nights uh sardine i'm drinking the juice

03:06oh she said i shut it down immediately of course and said good night fish slurper it's what he wanted

03:14right like he didn't like her i don't know how do you get a lady out of your house why do you

03:20that's a guarantee why don't you just say it you don't go back why do you go back if you don't

03:25like her i was gonna say i i think that you could possibly feel like you don't want to hurt somebody's

03:35i don't want to hurt someone's feelings we'll go back we're not going to do anything we're just

03:38gonna but she gets all ready to go right away like i had a ponytail thing right you know she

03:43had it on her wrist so he has like a stock of sardines in the cabinet ready to go for these

03:47dates right yeah he's like where's my gross chick sardines

03:51there's a drawer that says that on it oh wow he opens it up yeah because i don't understand

04:00the last thing you want to do is eat anything that is going to be offensive in any kind of

04:07sexual slurping it will make the smell you're gonna kiss someone who just chomped on some

04:15sardines give me a break i don't even know if i'd be friends with somebody who just ate some sardines

04:19no no right you're right you're right and then this got hot and heavy with a guy kissing

04:26felt something fly into my mouth no no jumped back in panic tonsil stone was his two front teeth

04:36oh god i could throw up right now

04:39oh man excuse me that just hit me hard listen um pretty sir something flew out of my mouth

04:48into yours any chance you can uh fish those out for me i had no idea about his partial

04:57oh my god sorry about that

04:59i mean i can't take it out though before we start fooling around

05:04no you can't raise that sucker yeah it's gotta be fix-a-dent whatever i don't know what

05:11you mean but he was super embarrassed and we never saw each other no that's it it's over

05:15things must have just been hanging on like icicles

05:18or she's quite aggressive yeah aggressive yeah he might have got a little too

05:25come on too tongue happy oh my god imagine if two teeth flew in i can't no i can't no i would pass out

05:34what killed her what killed her i hope that i would forget all about it

05:44what happened yeah nothing we're not oh you know what yeah that's true we'd have to be like listen

05:51you don't know like you don't need to know what happened you just passed out he left just know that

05:55it was bad and we're glad swallowed or something oh my god my god you have his partial but then he's

06:03like waiting for you for you for a few days yeah to get his teeth back any luck with those

06:11maybe maybe if you try to eat some threaded wheat

06:14you might actually push it along a little bit oh my god any other suggestions oh my god some peas

06:27eat a bowl of beaver i've died in here for a few days yeah he's just calling to see if you add your

06:36movement yet remember to just keep those keep that saran wrap on there

06:45make sure you don't miss it

06:51put it in a box i'll go through it i don't have a problem going through this has happened a couple

06:55times to me i'll go through it make sure i find them yeah yeah sometimes it doesn't stand out

07:03it's like a turd with two fronts

07:11last thing you want is a toothy turd

07:15dear god worst date of your life he just wipes it off with like a paper towel

07:23there we go those are my thoughts not yours i'm dave hunter i'm dave and chuck the freak

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