Peep Show: Break Up Revenge

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about the revenge someone took after they broke up with them.

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00:00here's a question for you how did a partner flip out when you broke up with them people

00:10broke up with my boyfriend he took the time to make two separate stencils one said i suck d

00:18a stencil yeah you make a nice stencil other said i f my boss and then he used those stencils to

00:26spray paint my black truck oh with neon green spray paint oh those phrases all around my truck

00:33that is pretty funny what are you doing making vengeance stencils

00:37i just bought them on amazon can you get a nice that's a lot you sure can

00:45those are my vengeance stencils i mean i hope you didn't bang your boss

00:52yeah if you banged your boss can you expect a stencil yeah on your car i think so i think so

01:00uh another story making headlines is a florida woman who's facing burglary and battery charges

01:06she broke into her ex-boyfriend's home and threw sprite at him which is not that

01:13surprise zero worse than that she covered him in pickled pork juice and then covered his sofa

01:26in the same pickled pork juice if i had anything in my place covered in pickled pork juice i don't know

01:34that couch is dead right oh yeah yeah you can never get pickled pork out of a couch

01:39no no no no you guys is pickled pork just like hot dogs in vinegar i think it's like what they put

01:46the feet in i was gonna say isn't it like yeah like pickled pigs pigs feet those look like pickled

01:52wieners i don't know what is that what that is maybe that is what it's like a pickled hot dog or

01:57something oh god

01:58what smells something smells like pickled pork

02:09that looks like what it is right there huh because they were red big john's pickled mixed meat

02:15oh god you have any big john's pickled mixed meat it's half my fault for just having a big jar of big

02:24john's or she brought that over i don't know if she had that with her they should just call that like

02:29grandpa food i feel like i knew when we started dating that i was in for it yeah like she just has

02:37a look about her like this is gonna be the best and the worst times you're right i bet you she

02:41f'd like crazy oh something right but she was the coolest and the worst yeah she with pickled pork

02:46juice yeah that's the downside get rid of your spare key if you're dating there oh my god if she

02:51knows there's a key under there oh yeah you can't leave that there uh this guy said i had a girl cut

02:56all my shoestrings cut all my clothes and cut all the tv cords in my house that's diabolical it is who

03:05thinks of that my pants are all cut up at least i can settle down and watch some tv

03:10what would be wild though is i'd have no idea any of this stuff happened to me and then i'd have to

03:18just still go to work and i'd show up oh yeah everything would be cut and my shoes would just

03:23be loosely hanging off of me and you guys are like what in the world you know you know what i did

03:29this woman said i did a bikini calendar shoot for my boyfriend what it was super hot he cheated on

03:37me though and i got angry and dumped him yeah exposed the calendar photos and now i make well over 12

03:45grand a month on strictly doing bikini photos for fans no way so he was like yeah revenge yeah

03:52puts it out there in your bikini every guy was like real hot bikinis god you're gorgeous how much

03:5812 grand a month i'm just bikini photos yeah no no at least he's a raisin eyebrow i don't know

04:06i mean anything's possible anything's possible i just don't know

04:10like probably pull that i won't i wouldn't pay the the most naked person any money no so i'm gonna

04:19see some need to see some top stuff and downstairs i think that it maybe that's what brought all the

04:24boys to the yard and then maybe it's other stuff that's where she got the money yeah yeah uh voice

04:31changing technology anonymous is with us here anonymous we're talking about how a partner

04:36flipped out when you broke up with them uh what what ended up happening was i actually was the one

04:42that flipped out i didn't actually flip out but i uh i told my ex because i loved her i said if you

04:47ever cheat on me or wrong me i she came from a small town and she had like 10 or 11 really close

04:52friends i said i'll hook up with every single one of them i don't care how long it takes well

04:56after she she ended up wronging me and i got to work and it took me about six years but i did it

05:03i will sleep with everyone you've ever met six years

05:07he's crossing them off like it's like kill bill

05:10this took a while this took a while

05:14oh my god i will dedicate the next six years of my life to banging your friend

05:20oh goodness holy smokes that's nuts

05:24six years so much time he could have just spent meeting someone else that he actually liked

05:32right yeah i like at the end of year six he's like and that's that

05:36buries it and puts it on top of it whatever some kind of starts concreting it up in his basement

05:43yeah it's like dad that part of my life is over now yep now i can move on i'll never look back

05:48and one more here this is nuts i found out she was a satanist cool and realized we couldn't be

05:57together anymore but as i broke up with her she cast a spell on me oh yeah one hour later guys no joke

06:07i had a seizure i was in the hospital for three weeks with a blood infection

06:12uh-oh yep satanic magic worked yeah i told you guys i told you

06:20when you find a when you find one that knows the spells yep be careful

06:26they're crazy careful be careful holy smokes yeah that's too much of a coincidence

06:31i mean it is a coincidence but it's too much of a coincidence yeah i don't like it i don't like it

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