Peep Show: Roommate Attacks

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their roommate fight stories!

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00:00i have a question for you guys what made you fight a roommate what made you fight a roommate

00:10yeah you can reach out how did you have to fight a roommate what led to it 1-855-954-6969 is the

00:17number 1-855-954-6969 or you can text us at 469-69 in melvindale michigan police were called

00:25to an unusual dispute between roommates that involved one drawing a sword over the other

00:33dude stinking up the bathroom well you get out here it smells so bad draw your sword

00:41on god that's a funny reaction yeah it is it sucks though because i would there'd be a lot of swords

00:50drawn on me yeah sorry about that oh chuck's in another sword fight it's actually a male and

00:58female roommate the female so chuck you go to the bathroom here and it stinks and lisa goes in next

01:05and she's so mad at you she pulls her sword out i listen i try to use his air freshener yeah i do

01:10i'm like i don't know because he knows you could stab at any moment my air freshener use is

01:18really for lisa it's not for anyone else well i mean it's for all of us it is but the only person

01:26like if one of you guys was like dude that was awful i'd be like yeah sorry about that but if lisa

01:30was like dude that was awful i'd be like no kill myself dude that was awful i would kill those words

01:35yeah i would kill myself dude that was awful yeah uh they responded to a call on henry street in

01:41melvindale when a 26 year old woman called 911 to report that her roommate of five months refused to

01:47leave when officers arrived the woman had actually left and the roommate a 28 year old guy said his

01:51roommate was upset with him because he used the bathroom and caused it to really stink

01:57the man stated the woman then went to the basement retrieved a sword and threatened to

02:04stab him with it crazy reaction yeah i think my dad's about ready to draw pistols on my brother

02:10for doing that same thing oh yeah your dad seems to be at his wits end there he really is ready for

02:17him that's gotta be tough that is like uh that is what i've been talking time to go boy time to go

02:22because he really hates when he poops there he's like dude poop at work don't poop at his house

02:27at work he's like you know that's his he doesn't like that's his sanctuary this guy claimed while he

02:33was on the phone with his mother his mother heard everything unfold and told him to call the police

02:40the man says he's now in the process of moving out any pictures of these people no no no that's too bad

02:49i didn't even release her name my one roommate was the guy that owned the house and all he watched

02:54was i love lucy stop it all day see but there's no benefits there there's no benefits with living

03:01with a guy it was like he just it was like you'd stay i just stayed in my room you know what i mean

03:05seems pretty cool to me oh god if al was your roommate

03:12god these jokes are killer yeah i mean it was on so much i was in my room sometimes like

03:20you could just hear what you do this time yeah or you knew what he did right you're already right

03:26this is the one where classic episode it's like every half hour you hear that theme song too it's

03:31true oh god until i love lucy uh so the question for you is what led to a roommate fight a lot of

03:38people texting in if you want to call us 1-855-954-6969 is the number uh someone said i had

03:44to fight with my roommate in college because instead of showering she would just spray her feet with

03:50febreze that's it bitch yeah i mean it doesn't work no i don't think it does i don't think it does

04:00i mean thank you probably not great for your feet no oh my god no chemicals uh one time one of my

04:07roommates kept trying to steal my boxers i caught him wearing them once so i put a camera in my room

04:13and i found out multiple times he would go in there and try and take them i eventually got sick

04:18of it and beat his ass so you let it happen several once is enough you cannot take my boxers once

04:25no you're no you can't no it's like he just couldn't get his own underwear

04:30i think he i think he liked wearing the underpants oh you think it was like that yeah i sure do don't

04:35you think yeah i can't imagine ever i'm not that desperate that i'm gonna take another man's

04:40underpants no i'll just i'll just not wear underpants and i've really made a mistake if i

04:47have run out of underwear to wear yeah i don't even i don't know what i've done but i'm not borrowing

04:52you saw the amount of underwear that i have it would suck to use somebody else's underwear

04:56it really would oh god uh someone said my sister is an er nurse just yesterday she said there was

05:02an old guy who put a banana up his roommate's ass thank you that would lead to a fight

05:11sometimes it doesn't here you go sometimes it doesn't sometimes that's part of that payoff

05:19that lisa was talking about oh wow goodness that's a weird one though oh my god this one's crazy

05:26roommate brought his girlfriend over and shaved her and then banged her with a 7-up bottle

05:34and left her pubes in the ashtray hey well there's a price for a good show

05:40we walked in unaware in the dark room dropped a match in the ashtray stunk up the whole place

05:48with her pubes holy crap it's starting to be pube fire oh my god i can't even imagine a pube fire

05:56there was so much going on there it was a lot

05:59how did you know about the 7-up bottle it must have must have came out in the wash i think what

06:06happened here is i think i think they saw pubes in an ashtray and built a story around

06:10how could this have happened there was a 7-up bottle there and they're like clearly he shaved

06:16his woman oh yeah that makes sense banger damn something's on this bottle uh sonic is with us

06:28in tampa sonic talking about what led to you fighting a roommate um so not technically roommate but

06:36i uh i was living with a girl we were you know in a relationship and i had gotten deployed

06:42uh to go do some stuff with special operations and uh came back a little early and walked in the

06:49apartment and uh walked in the bedroom and there's there she is with this dude and uh they're in the

06:57middle of stuff so i'm instantly enraged um this guy didn't know anything about me being with her

07:04but he knew me from other circles realizes who he's looking at instantly breaks down like

07:10like crying shaking scared that's what he should do that's what he should do what are you gonna do

07:16against him what are you gonna do against him i'm so like tired from like just what i've been doing

07:26and everything else and her that i just i felt bad for the guy i ended up outside for like 20 minutes

07:33with this guy sitting on steps like comforting him oh he's been in your lady you cannot yeah but

07:41sometimes i think it's the lady well i know it's the lady but still i couldn't comfort that man

07:47once i realized like once i realized that like he had no clue like he was kind of a unwitting pawn like

07:54i just couldn't do it and then i felt bad and i would have mopped the floor with this guy anyway so

07:59yeah i just just got him to the point where he was safe enough to drive home and walk back inside

08:05literally loaded all my stuff up into my car and i never said literally a word to her the entire time

08:11uh just comforted this guy got him on his way grabbed my crap and i was gone never spoke to her again

08:16that's how to do it right there i guess you know you avoid jail and that's you know it's gotta be

08:22didn't kill a man to be that tough that just the side of you makes a grown man oh my god

08:26i'd start to cry right away i'd be crying right away

08:30yeah it looks like you're back from some kind of crazy

08:35you still have camouflage on your face why do you have camouflage on your face

08:40oh god oh no don't wear all the tactical stuff you're still wearing all the tactical stuff you

08:47don't need that there's plates no please spare me please oh man no man see i just knew like you

08:55tell me that you tell me special ops you tell me it's like no never again for sure never again

09:03no

09:04no

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