Peep Show: Martha Calls Thanksgiving Hotline

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When Dave & Chuck the Freak open up the phone lines for listeners to call-in and ask their strange Thanksgiving questions, Chuck gives Dave a taste of what they can expect with their first caller....Martha.

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00:00I mean, if you have a stupid Thanksgiving question you want to ask us, feel free to

00:11chime in.

00:11You can reach out.

00:12We'll see if we can.

00:12Jesus.

00:13We'll be your Google.

00:14I don't even know what that means.

00:15A stupid Thanksgiving question?

00:17Yeah.

00:17Hey, Dave.

00:18Hey, buckle up.

00:19What temperature should I bake my turkey at?

00:20A stupid Thanksgiving question?

00:22Well, that's what all people do.

00:23Look at all these questions.

00:24How many turkeys are killed for Thanksgiving?

00:26No, we're not answering the question.

00:28How many potatoes does America eat on Thanksgiving?

00:30Well, that's another question, people.

00:32Like, people get soup way more curious than I get.

00:36I don't know if they really do.

00:37Well, that's what Google says.

00:39I know.

00:39That's what Google says.

00:40They're the top Thanksgiving questions.

00:42How many pounds of poop does America produce after Thanksgiving meal?

00:45Ooh.

00:46That's got to be.

00:46Like the average American?

00:47No, I want a combined.

00:49I want to know how many pounds of feces are flowing through those plates.

00:53That's incredible.

00:54That's a stat.

00:56How do we turn into a Thanksgiving hotline?

00:58I don't know, but I'm here for it, because I'm going to give everyone bad advice.

01:02I love it.

01:03David Chuck's Thanksgiving hotline.

01:06Who's calling?

01:06Martha?

01:07Are you calling?

01:08Hi.

01:09Hello.

01:10Who's listening?

01:11I am not here for it.

01:12I hope she calls it.

01:13You're not, huh?

01:14No.

01:15Tell us about your Thanksgiving, Martha.

01:15No, they're not listening.

01:16Martha's not listening.

01:17We've got Martha's listening.

01:19Hi, everybody.

01:19Hey, Martha.

01:20Hello.

01:20Hi, how are you?

01:21You're on with Dave and Chuck's Thanksgiving hotline.

01:23Yeah, I heard you guys are doing a Thanksgiving just to ask a question hotline.

01:28We are.

01:28I was listening to some church programming, but, you know, my friend Ethel said, call Dave

01:34and Chuck, because if you've got, I know you've got your crazy, crazy Thanksgiving things.

01:39Yeah, yes.

01:40Martha, how can we help you?

01:42What was I going to say?

01:44Oh, Martha, remember, it's Dave and Chuck.

01:47It's the Thanksgiving hotline.

01:48I don't know who you guys are.

01:50That's the first thing, but I know it's a big Thanksgiving special or something.

01:55Yes, it is.

01:55Is this for charity?

01:57No, no, Martha.

01:58We're just seeing if you guys hear it.

02:00Gary Luke.

02:01No, he's passed.

02:02You're going to sing a song or something, and then we bring the kid out.

02:08No, no, we don't do that.

02:10Oh, so I just have to ask a weird Thanksgiving question.

02:14This one's for Lisa.

02:16I don't have any answers.

02:17I know who you are.

02:18I have no answers.

02:20I'm sorry.

02:21Should I get a disposable turkey tray, or will it look just not fancy enough, and then I'll

02:28be upset the whole entire day, and everyone's day will be ruined.

02:34Get a disposable.

02:35Get a white pan.

02:37Oh, wow.

02:39A white one.

02:40Okay, so, because I was looking at a couple colors, there's ones that are like the white

02:46with the blue that remind me of the early 70s.

02:49No, no, no.

02:50Keep it simple and classy.

02:52Don't just all white.

02:53Oh, let me write this down.

02:56Let me write that down.

02:58Martha, we're going to have to.

03:00Keep it classy.

03:02Classy.

03:02Yes.

03:03There you go, Martha.

03:04Did you say all white, or was that the white with the blue?

03:07All white.

03:09All white.

03:11Okay, thank you guys so much for this Thanksgiving special that you're doing.

03:17We really appreciate it.

03:19You'll be inundated any second with old, old, old people.

03:23Martha, thanks.

03:24Happy Thanksgiving.

03:24Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

03:27Merry Christmas.

03:29Martha, ladies and gentlemen.

03:30It's my kind of lady.

03:31Our first Thanksgiving hotline caller.

03:34Yeah.

03:35Yeah.

03:36Who knew?

03:38She had me with Jerry Lewis.

03:39I was going to say, the calls are just screaming.

03:42One call.

03:45Devin is with us.

03:46Hey, Devin.

03:46How you doing, man?

03:48Hi, guys.

03:49How you doing?

03:50Hi, Devin.

03:51Hey, Devin.

03:54Got a question for the Thanksgiving hotline?

03:57Yeah.

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