Chuck's Pee Tips

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Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss special underwear for avoiding swamp crotch. Dave brings up an ad he saw for "stop-drip technology", and Chuck mentions a weird tip he learned online.

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00:00and we keep talking about the heat it's one of the top stories in the country but what people

00:11are not talking about how it affects your crotch i was gonna say sweaty balls right

00:16swamp crotch yeah probably the worst it's ever been in american history right now no fun

00:21mine's real bad it's been horrible we just heard from sufferer james campbell yes yeah what's the

00:29cure well a couple of things they say if you want to avoid the dreaded swamp crotch switch out your

00:35fabrics you want more breathable and moisture wicking fabrics also loose fitting clothing

00:42made from natural fabrics like cotton and linen maximize your air circulation i just wear natural

00:49polyester oh yes natural polyester so good for your crotch yeah i just saw an ad speaking of

00:59you know fabrics there's some men's underwear brand that's now introducing anti-drip technology or

01:07something very nice i'm like what is it like anti-drip from going to the bathroom yeah so like

01:14you know you'll see unfortunately some men of like khaki pants or something you'll see a little spot

01:19because they haven't given it the extra shake give it the are these washable incontinence underwear or

01:24no no no like they're regular okay because i searched what you said and the only thing that

01:28comes up is diapers i pee my pants washable diapers yeah i pee myself oh sacks sacks no not sex

01:37sacks sex underwear oh okay yeah you bought these sacks before yeah i bought them before you wear

01:42those dave no yeah those are the ones that's the ones i've had them hunk in the trunk

01:47yeah yeah um no but they what i saw was he tends to look for african underwear it looks like

01:58like it's where the urban camo kind oh there it goes stop drop technology stop drop you won't have

02:04to worry about those pesky few dribbles let's worry about them though super soft with stop drop it's a

02:10trademark stop drop technology yeah i don't know what how they stop it i really try to worry about

02:16it but is it maybe older guys or something i don't know i guess thank god i have not wet myself

02:23i managed to shake my wiener clean when i go to the bathroom i'll imagine it's like a whip

02:28but for those guys that do have an issue there you go there's now underwear that'll help you out with

02:33their is it just drop technology we're just getting so gross i hope not that they're

02:40like well we got to stop the smell of pee from just because that's what it has you know it has

02:46the but i think it's more fighting embarrassing like spot on your pants right so it must be very

02:53absorbent it's got to be they maybe put extra fabric in the crotch or something well at least

02:58they're out there trying to do something about it yes absolutely someone reminded us that we once

03:03shared the tip that if you push on your taint when you're done peeing it'll push the last little bit

03:08of pee out this guy said i've done it since you guys mentioned it yeah every time yeah so if you

03:13see a guy at a urinal touching his taint you gotta watch those tips i saw like another tip of a guy

03:20who was like yeah you gotta kind of rock back and then rock forward and rock back and rock forward

03:27and i'm like this is the craziest video i've ever seen you watched p-tips and you can't well i just

03:33i'm like uh it's a lot of work why are you watching videos about p-tips because i'm i can't pee anymore

03:41and i'm old and so i was like let's see this and i'm like who's doing this in the bathroom you

03:49can't walk into some guy and he's like rocking like oh getting all the angles that's hilarious

03:57what's going on over there man are you okay no i'm fine i just have to pee i'm gonna see that video

04:04it's so funny yeah i was like oh god probably could find it i don't know

04:11i was shocked by it i was i was absolutely don't have any trouble peeing i'm okay no not yet it's

04:19coming for you though no stop you always say stuff it is i mean it is it is he's older than you i know

04:26but i'm in worse shape than dave it's coming for him it's falling apart faster yeah i can barely move

04:33i guess you need that stop drop technology no it's not that i mean i wish can i get something to turn it

04:39on start drop start the drop you can't pee i'm fine can we not talk about my medical situations

04:47jesus christ i want to discuss his prostate leave his prostate out of the conversation my god

04:53it's a little swollen let's talk about chuck's prostate yeah holy yeah do you want to check it

05:01it's time for chuck's prostate update go and check it for me rock back and rock forward

05:06rockin the prostate i watch a lot of videos that sounds like a workout tape like chuck's

05:12rockin the prostate workout that's not bad that's actually not bad all right guys let's rock our

05:20prostate i'm ready my prostate is swollen yes forward and back oh man i can already feel the

05:29pee flowing god damn anything else you want to know how's my heart doing well let me check hold

05:35on let me let me log into my beaumont chart just give it to you i'll just hand it over to you

05:40i want to make an intro for rock your prostate just so you can send that copy to pete our voice

05:47yes please oh there's lots of different oh there you go look at that yoga prostate there's kegels

05:54yeah none of this is what i saw none of this it's not indian guys doing stuff i can't do any of these

06:00moves well look at that looks like you could do some stretches over there see three minute yoga

06:04stretches for your prostate yeah yeah what's kind of disturbing to me is that one pose that guy's doing

06:10on the very bottom i do that to help my stretch out my back this one my prostate did such great

06:14shape yeah exactly yeah you do this that's a couple reasons yeah prostate's in great shape

06:19oh yeah it gets a lot of attention yeah and it's back there yeah james has done that on the show

06:26that that move oh oh is that when you put your legs up over your head so happy baby baby oh my god

06:32don't you're gonna fart happy baby oh my god yeah there it is see it there we go i do okay wow all right

06:37that's a look right into what you need okay that's everything a man needs oh man my prostate's

06:42feeling great after that just start the daily day prostate lots of people offering to help check

06:49your prostate check by the way oh i bet yeah i'm sure i'll save these for you in case you want to

06:55back off boys that prostate's mine i know god if you knew the line to check my prostate you can get

07:01my sloppy prostate seconds okay my god it's in high demand i'm gonna check it in all sorts of ways okay

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