Peep Show: Dave's Tall Guy Only Fans

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Dave had a dream last night that Chuck was forcing him to create content for Only Fans. The people interested wanted to see Dave do "Tall Guy" things, like reach high cabinets and get stuff off of shelves.

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00:00Thanks for being with us on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

00:10I had like the worst sleep that I've had in months last night.

00:16Maybe.

00:17Lucky if I got an hour, an hour and a half.

00:19Why an hour?

00:20Stop having sex all night.

00:22I know, that's it, right?

00:23All this night sex.

00:24I just could not sleep.

00:26I don't know.

00:27And then I fell asleep.

00:29I had the weirdest dream.

00:30Yeah.

00:31You.

00:32Yeah, what did I do?

00:33Chuck, I was so mad at you.

00:34Oh, that's good.

00:35That's a good way to start.

00:36You forced me to start an OnlyFans.

00:38Yes.

00:39What did you have to do?

00:39Oh my God.

00:40But here's the crazy thing.

00:42Yes.

00:42Here's the crazy thing.

00:44He like found this group that watches tall people do things.

00:51So he would tape me.

00:53He came to my house and like tape me like putting away glasses on the top shelf.

00:59And like changing light bulbs.

01:01You don't understand that.

01:03The universe has opened up.

01:04I'm like, Chuck, enough.

01:04I don't want to do OnlyFans.

01:05He's like, Dave, it's great for the show.

01:07It is.

01:07He was like pimping me out pretty much.

01:09Dave, Dave, holiday time, holiday.

01:11Put the star on top of the tree.

01:13This is going to get like.

01:13Hey, listen.

01:15Just like that, Dave.

01:16Do that.

01:16If there's anyone out there that wants to watch Dave just do tall man things, message

01:23him.

01:24I think this is a great opportunity.

01:26It was so weird.

01:27And I was so mad at you.

01:29I'm like, Chuck, I am not doing an OnlyFans.

01:30You're doing it.

01:32And he wouldn't leave my house.

01:33He kept taping me.

01:34Anytime I get up to do something tall.

01:35Dave's going to do something.

01:36He's like, okay, quick.

01:37I got to get this.

01:38I picture him following you to the grocery store.

01:40And he got you just like trolling for old ladies that need help getting stuff off the top

01:43of the shelf and bothering all these old ladies.

01:46They don't want your help.

01:47Yep.

01:47Hey, Dave, can you get that box up there real quick?

01:49Okay, perfect.

01:51Yep.

01:51I got it.

01:52Oh, yeah.

01:52That looks gorgeous.

01:54That looks gorgeous.

01:56It was so strange.

01:57What a weird thing.

01:58What a weird thing to be inside.

02:00I was confused in my dream.

02:01I'm like, Chuck is so odd, you guys.

02:02Yeah.

02:03I was trying to reach Lisa and she wouldn't pick up.

02:05Lisa is good for the show.

02:08I was just trapped in my own house with Chuck taping my every tall move.

02:12And I was like, Lisa, he's going to reach out to you.

02:14He's going to try and get you to stop.

02:16Don't answer the phone.

02:18This is big.

02:19It's the next big thing.

02:22There's my niche tall guy things.

02:24Oh.

02:25That's wild.

02:25Just wait until everyone has to have an OnlyFans in order to work in radio.

02:28Yeah, no, you're right.

02:30Absolutely.

02:30It's coming, I guess.

02:31That's what's in my head somewhere.

02:33That's going to be my specialty.

02:34Tall guy things.

02:36Oh, man.

02:37I don't know.

02:37I think there is something there.

02:39That could be.

02:40That could be a niche.

02:40I feel like you still have to have your dick out.

02:45Yeah.

02:46Eventually.

02:46Tall guy things naked.

02:47Yeah.

02:47Well, we can start with your shirt off.

02:49Yeah, eventually.

02:50Maybe you start with a tank top.

02:51Yes.

02:51You know, and then eventually get the shirt off.

02:53Even a tank top, huh?

02:54Yeah.

02:54Wow, that's a look.

02:55Wow.

02:56Think about it.

02:56That's crazy.

02:58I can see it now.

03:00Chuck, my pimp.

03:01I can see it now.

03:02You know what's a big sign that you might need a break, dude?

03:06You think so, right?

03:07It is.

03:08It is.

03:09Good thing we've got a couple of days off this week for Thanksgiving.

03:12Yeah.

03:12I'm telling you, though, like it's weird when you, because here's the thing.

03:18Once Chuck infiltrates your dreams.

03:20Right.

03:20I know, and I'm trying.

03:22I am trying.

03:23But the thing is, life is weird, because I didn't do anything.

03:30I didn't do anything.

03:31There's nothing I did to you.

03:33I was asleep in my own room.

03:36But when you have a bad sleep, and then you have a dream about someone.

03:39Oh, vivid.

03:40I'm so angry at you.

03:42There's part of your mind that's mad at me.

03:44I was so mad at you.

03:45I know.

03:46I think so.

03:46Like, it's so weird.

03:48I don't think that's 100%.

03:49But I mean, like, your subconscious mind doesn't, can't, your little reptilian brain.

03:54It might not have anything to do with you.

03:56Oh, no.

03:56I'm sure it doesn't.

03:57No, it doesn't.

03:57It doesn't.

03:58I mean, like, I've put no, well, not no.

04:02Yeah.

04:02I haven't put any, I don't want to say I wouldn't enjoy Dave's OnlyFans, because I think it would

04:09be big for the show, Dave.

04:10Yeah.

04:12Real big.

04:13Dreams are weird.

04:14Who knows what they mean?

04:15Weird.

04:15But yeah, I mean, it's just, a dream can just set you up for a bad day.

04:21Yeah.

04:21Like, Macklemore was trying to get with my wife, and I was really pissed at Macklemore.

04:24I'll tell you that.

04:25I was a little upset with my wife, too.

04:27Yeah.

04:28See?

04:28You should be more upset with your wife.

04:30I was like, Macklemore.

04:31I'm like, are you going to leave me for Macklemore?

04:32Because if you are, we got a big problem.

04:34It is weird to have an emotional response to dreams.

04:37Yeah.

04:38Yes.

04:38No, it is.

04:38Yeah, it is.

04:39But I think the combination of, like, an hour's sleep and then Chuck being my bimp just made

04:43me angry.

04:44Oh, the best.

04:44I wasn't directed at Chuck, but I was just angry.

04:46I love it.

04:47Tired and angry.

04:48You were sleeping so well recently.

04:50I know.

04:50I don't know what happened.

04:52Something.

04:52I don't know.

04:53I don't know.

04:54I don't know.

04:55I don't know.

04:56I don't know.

04:57I don't know.

04:58I don't know.

04:59I don't know.

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