Peep Show: Doodley Boop

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a story involving a Florida man and find out that he is currently missing. This breaking news turns the segment dark-sided and leaves Dave with only one thing to say...."Doodley Boop".

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00:00all right so there is a senior in florida who's in some trouble he unknowingly signed over

00:14his 185 000 house for 10 bucks yeah i gave it to a guy and now he's being evicted

00:23from his own place how much would that suck it would suck real bad yeah no super bad i guess

00:31uh here's the story of what happened to this guy now from w p b f tv claude fry is selling his

00:38mother's trinkets in his driveway hoping to make a little cash so you consider this you could recover

00:44it all yet after 23 years of living here fry is being evicted because somehow fry signed over the

00:50deed to his house for a mere 10 a house that just sold to a third buyer for 185 000 like i said

00:58everybody's just been taking advantage of me oh boy because i'm just like kind of nice guy you know

01:04neighbor vince erico says when he found out fry was being evicted he looked up the property records

01:10there's definitely something wrong there and he gets nothing i think he got $1,500 did you see the

01:14checks coming in dave what's that about the guy that got swindled he's now missing this old

01:20guy yeah if you search his name it says florida senior who signed away house for $10 disappears

01:25he's missing he's gone missing where'd he go florida senior vanishes after signing away house for $10

01:31oh no oh damn is he oh no what uh oh doodly boop doodly boop doodly boop for sure

01:45doodly boop that's i couldn't think of the better words to say in a situation like this

01:50doodly boop yeah you nailed it dave let me doodly boop florida senior disappears

01:56we got a real doodly boop on our hands

02:02it's a combo of being disturbed and trying to keep it light i get it

02:12so i came up with well doodly boop let me look into this

02:17oh god dave will say like ned flanders type stuff when it's like that when he's flustered

02:23yeah doodly boop yeah like i tend to sing it like i'll i'll be like that's how my reaction is i'm

02:30like florida senior just disappeared yeah yeah dave's like doodly boop oh doodly boop

02:37yeah all this thing's left behind all his clothing his bicycle

02:41which is his only means of transportation his checkbook he's no money to speak of

02:47no oh no i think what happened to him i feel like he just felt like he had to leave maybe

02:53and just left i don't know hopefully they find him yes i hope so

02:59i don't know man i don't know yeah got a little dark side yeah it did

03:05took a turn it sure took a turn did not expect that bastard oh my god that guy always willing to

03:15yuck it up even during a doodly boop i wish he said doodly boop yeah oh if only we could get him

03:21to say doodly boop that'd be something oh well we'll see remember when this was the biggest scandal

03:27two men in ohio uh accused of stuffing fish with weights and winning all these competitions oh man

03:32yeah i knew a lot of fishermen that were they took it seriously they were blowing us up about this

03:39story well uh they have now pleaded guilty really the cheating allegations surfaced in september when

03:47lake erie walleye trail tournament director jason fisher became suspicious when the fish turned in by

03:53jacob runyon of broadview heights ohio and chase kaminsky of pennsylvania were significantly heavier

04:01than a typical walleye a crowd of people at gordon park in cleveland watched as fisher cut the walleye

04:08open and found weights and walleye fillets stuffed inside do you think when they cut it open they were

04:14like well doodly boop yeah that's definitely what they said doodly boop oh wow that was a real

04:23doodly boop yeah that was a real doodly boop for them we got a new good board idea yeah yeah write it

04:30down damn well it seems like we've known this for a while people are dumber than they used to be

04:36maybe it's because we actually are getting dumber a new study found america's collective iq has dropped

04:44for the first time in almost a century doodly boop point in case doodly boop yeah

04:52that was a real doodly boop

04:55i mean it's we're headed that way oh i hate to say it

05:08you know we're just headed down a bad path i got shoes right now

05:18i hate you with all my heart i know i know that's why it works

05:28whatever

05:32so we're getting dumber yeah you're saying

05:38not mentally challenged

05:42no i know no i know that's the voice is something i know

05:46just a little something off oh boy

05:49it's a challenge just a little something off

05:52you think i'm off doodly boo

05:55iqs tend to go up from generation to generation something called the flint effect

06:04in the last 90 years they've increased an average of about three points per decade

06:10really but a study at northwestern and the university of oregon found the trend

06:15has reversed the biggest change they're seeing is in kids but they did find a slight dip in iqs across

06:22all groups even adults that includes being worse at problem solving math skills and verbal reasoning

06:30dude just wait until the effects of the last couple years and the way that kids went to school and

06:37the way that it doesn't wait yeah but like wait until they start crunching the numbers on them as like adults

06:43yeah

06:44doodly

06:45we're in for a big doodly boob oh we are the scientists are gonna be like

06:51doodly boob

06:52they're gonna be the scientists and that's the scientists

06:55yeah exactly exactly

06:56i'm a scientist doodly boob

06:59doodly boob

06:59the doodly boobs are off the shirt

07:02i can't believe what's happening

07:04okay all right the scientists have looked into it

07:07other theories for what's behind it include more pollution

07:11changes in our diet and our new obsession with phones and social media

07:15or maybe the people in charge want to make you dumber

07:19so you don't realize everything that's happening under your feet

07:23doodly

07:27you know

07:29you know

07:29no

07:31ah

07:31yeah no

07:32no

07:33no

07:34no

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