Dave Walked In On Chuck

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a very embarrassing and awkward encounter that happened yesterday. One that they've been trying to avoid for years. Dave accidentally walked in on Chuck sitting on the toilet.

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00:00well it finally happened yeah it did it sure did it finally happened it took i don't know

00:09was it eight years well it's here 20 years well 20 years but i mean before it would have been

00:14almost impossible to happen now it's possible because of the scenario because of the setup

00:20i walked in on chuck in the bathroom yesterday i heard the commotion from it it was like yeah

00:27dave let's just say this dave didn't keep it quiet dave uh i believe he was like

00:32i was in my office because i was on the toilet and the windows rattled

00:39yep you did you got out of here too quick oh that's i'm so sorry dave i'm still embarrassed

00:46right now i'm still like i'm going that's not a big idea wait what happened he didn't lock the door

00:52i said it i left it open for james and it was dave that walked in so i leave the studio i go to my

00:59office chuck's still in the studio um normally he sticks around to do a couple things and i do a

01:04couple things in my office so before i left i thought i'll you know quickly hit the john before

01:09i head out right i had the same thought so i just round the corner yep like it normally would

01:18it said vacant the green the green we have one of those but i am you guys know how dave enters a

01:25room yeah you guys know how dave enters a room so i and i got our engineering team like a swat in a

01:32drug ring yeah yeah i do i power into a room pow dave's here so anyway it's one of those just like

01:39you would like on a bathroom on a plane it says you know like occupied or empty ours says like vacant

01:44or whatever um but green means good and red means bad right yes right so um this has been a fear of

01:51mine since i started here my first week here someone walked in on me yes one of the overnight

01:56guys walked in and me taking a pee oh yeah yeah i remember that was a long time ago that was the

02:00first week we were in this building so um truthfully it was more about lisa i didn't you know like that's

02:07not who i want to walk in on or i know she doesn't want to have anyone walk in on her as guys

02:11whatever but still yeah so anyway around the corner green for go kicks it in i i my head was

02:19down at first right because i was thinking about something and i look up and i was like hey

02:23it scared me and then disturbed me was he going to the bathroom yes yeah it was on the toilet

02:30you were sitting on the toilet i was sitting on the toilet he was sitting on the toilet i was wondering

02:34if it was me i made eye contact the good thing is and i went jesus christ oh my god jesus christ

02:40what a beautiful sight why i know so so and the truth is so the good thing was i wasn't doing

02:46anything like i wasn't doing a number two or anything i was just chilling it doesn't matter

02:51why are you just sitting there if you weren't going to the bathroom i was pet peed oh you

02:56peed sitting down i always pee sitting down i told you i live the soft life it's part of living the

03:03soft life well the worst sleep for the worst oh i blocked it out until i just encountered chuck in

03:09the bathroom this break and then now it all came flooding back to me so yes i screamed yes i was

03:14shocked i was scared i got up too i got up and i was like i was like what he sits up to go get the

03:21door let me get that for you yeah he was like i guess his first instance was oh i should lock it

03:27but it's too late i'm in the bathroom with you sit down sit down i'm fine with it is the reaction

03:32you have though if you ever had someone walk in what i heard from my perspective because andy's

03:38down the hall you were still here i was still here yeah so i'm chilling in my office uh getting

03:42stuff around or whatever and then i hear the shrieks of dave yeah and uh and like they rattle

03:48my windows a little bit on my office oh my god it was loud so i'm like oh my god dave fell or

03:52something i'm like he finally burst through a door and injured himself or something and then uh he

03:58says mother of ass the s word yeah he said mother of ass yeah no one says that no one says and i had to

04:07talk to him you know what i mean so like i was like hey dave um you'd been through some stuff that

04:14day something happened there can i talk to you for a second you know what i mean it was like it was a

04:19crazy it was a crazy scene people came out of their office because i think everybody thought everybody

04:24was coming out right you know we got other people that work here and they're like oh they're like just

04:30so you know i'm going to talk about that on the radio i'm like go ahead all right i don't care what

04:34you do yeah we do some people like want to they want to like bend down and you know like i'm

04:40different chuck stood up yeah oh i'm like ah made it worse oh my god oh my god i went into a karate

04:50pose like i was ready to fight him at that point like hey let's not fight here he's an exhibitionist

04:57yeah but your heart was oh you don't even know i think i went purple like i didn't know how to

05:02process it that was awesome chuck's naked chuck's naked yeah i think that was said at some point like

05:08i just saw chuck in the toilet i just saw chuck in the toilet he was running through the halls

05:12he was like mary paul revere about it it was loud everybody came out of their offices

05:18you know how i react to because i'm right across from the bathroom i am amazed you didn't hear it

05:23because i was in i thought everybody here had to know i don't know and i would have came out and

05:28helped cause commotion i would have posted about all of my social media it was incredible can you

05:32imagine what would it have happened if that was lisa what if like would we be here today would we be

05:38doing a show today if you walked in and i can't even imagine i would walk in probably a lot

05:44lighter lighter yeah and i would have and i would because i i shouted out because i shouted out i

05:50was like hey hey i heard but it didn't matter because the second the second it cranked yeah it

05:57flew you know what i mean like the second it cranked it flew like it was in in half a second it was fully

06:05wide open there was no reaction to power into a room there was no reaction to and then you know that

06:12door so it takes like 20 this is how slow it closed

06:14it's got one of those slow closers

06:18that's what you maintained eye contact of course

06:23and then it closed and then it closed like it took it took forever and i'm sitting there like

06:37after because i got up oh my god and i'm like this door is like never gonna close the slow close

06:43oh it's so close the slow close embarrassing the fast open and the slow close oh my god yeah

06:50no because you didn't jump up to shut it no i did that's what i did jump up that's the problem

06:55that's what i was doing the problem is i had no pants on we probably would have been okay

07:00yeah i'm not worried about weird yeah yeah oh my god whatever hockey locker room stuff i know right

07:07it's not i mean at the end of the day but still

07:10you

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