Drive-By Celebrations

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about drive-by celebrations after Dave took part in two over the weekend and how Chuck would hate for it to happen to him.

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00:00i uh took part in two uh drive-by celebrations jesus i was wondering how long it would take

00:12before dave hunter would have to participate in a drive by celebration and i'm surprised

00:18he's doing a drive-in gala that's next he's in his tux yeah they're doing a drive-in gala

00:24all dressed up fancy yeah i had two not one but two in this past weekend one weekend so the thing

00:31now because you can't go to someone's house and gather at a big party to have a celebration for

00:36anyone they arrange a drive-by like a parade of cars with all the friends who drive by and wave

00:43happy birthday whatever it is yeah and you honk for adults or this is just for little kids

00:49everyone oh really i think it started for kids i think it's supposed to be for kids too i think

00:55it started for kids but it's expanded to everybody it's a birthday okay guess what 365 days they got

01:02another one okay yeah i wouldn't want it my god i wouldn't want to i would not want to pray like i

01:08told amber never arrange a drive-by party for me ever she wants to you know if she wants oh i know

01:14she's trying to think of something i'm sure she's probably playing these for the other people okay

01:19dave is the only one i would probably participate in because i know it would upset him

01:22i changed my horn to scream dave

01:35dave dave dave dave dave dave dave dave check out my dave horn

01:42that's so annoying

01:46you never change it after that could you imagine dave's last vehicle in a parade with that horn

01:53that he had oh my god it's like a fire truck well they would think it was like a national emergency

01:58it's a good thing you don't have that one anymore

02:02oh yeah no that would scare the poop out of people

02:07yeah so you had to do two of these for adults

02:11yeah so one was friday okay oh here's the thing though i know you guys don't approve of them but to me

02:18chuck i thought this is your ultimate celebration literally you don't get out of your car you wave

02:24and you're done that's true yeah this is going to be how i do everything from now on even if

02:29when things go back to normal and everyone's inside the party you're just gonna drive by and

02:32there's all sorts there's all sorts of stuff being planned behind the scenes in my life you know

02:40we're getting everyone wants to get everything back to normal i'm gonna be coaching baseball from

02:45my car there you go your swing looks like crap megaphone yeah i'm not getting out of the car

02:52anymore everything's from the car that's a good i'm not no chuck i thought of you in both

02:56situations i'm like chuck although he would think this is a horrible idea he would love this

03:00because it it takes how long did it take like 10 minutes 15 minutes of my time there you go

03:06they were both close enough people did not no one no one feels the need to be like hey hey

03:11hey how you doing buddy hey happy birthday just let's have a little talk

03:16let's have a little shit chat people do do that though oh well they do but in this these two that

03:21i was in there was pressure there was so many people that there's pressure to move it along

03:24right okay well let's hope you can't linger you gotta honk honk honk hey happy birthday

03:29and go and because people are behind you honking yeah yeah because you know i'd i'd lay on the horn

03:36to those conversation starters i'm like move it along as long as i can be first i'd be all right

03:43because i know with chuck luck i'd be behind the 16 people that were like how's your grandmother how

03:49is everybody feeling how are you doing how are you coping right now it's terrible isn't it i almost

03:57went to ohio yesterday because they opened everything up so i thought why don't go to the

04:02beach there maybe there'll be an amusement park open sometime soon so how is the pets how are you

04:09fish how are you ants yeah oh let's say what would happen to you i just ram somebody like i would get

04:18through dave would probably get through okay and then there would be chuck of course he'd be stuck

04:23he'd get stuck he'd be like what happened to chuck you know what happened i'd forget this stupid

04:29thing was even happening and then someone would like call me and be like dude it's happening the

04:35honk-a-thon so then i'd have to you know i'm not taking a shower or anything for the honk-a-thon but

04:41i'd get into the car and i'd be i'd show up and there's 25 000 cars like why who knows this many

04:48people so this happened in a neighborhood right behind me and you could kind of see through the

04:53trees and shrubs and all that and i'm hearing you know all these honking and then i could see all the

04:59people going by but i'm having like cocktails in my backyard and so i guess at that point i'm like

05:03that's so nice oh you got lost oh it's so nice oh it's so sad that we have to do this now this is

05:11what life's come to oh no i love it oh it's beautiful lenny it's beautiful listen to the horns

05:19normally i'd be like what is this my god i'm so glad that i had a birthday

05:27and i am so glad we should have done that i am so glad we should have damn it no one

05:33chuck's birthday no one did it oh that's amazing we're dumb we've missed an opportunity people know

05:40me no but it would be funny you know they know you wouldn't have been home probably or something

05:44he would never come up from his basement i would never i wouldn't come to the front door and be

05:48like it is my birthday it is my birthday i'm so happy it's my birthday oh my god now it's fine

05:56where's my cake do i have a cake i'm 45 like i'm gonna be fine it's okay i got like a couple texts

06:09that's all i'm like oh great later man and in that parade behind my house i did hear a lot of

06:14what you're doing like the you know hey how are you oh my god how are the people i can handle

06:21i'd have a prepared speech if i knew it was gonna happen i would just have a prepared maybe even

06:27recording recording that i just play i play it out the window the pets are doing fine the kids are

06:36terrible my parents are great but they're bored all right thank you so much you just wave from the

06:44window i might have just maybe i'll just set it up where it's a motion sensor just in case any car

06:50drives by they'll get the whole spiel that's nice you could do it from your ring you could yell it out

06:55oh that's true i could do it right in the comfort of my phone thanks for coming by for my birthday

07:00party really appreciate it keep moving keep it moving thanks for coming by not a bad idea

07:06keep it moving hello good to see you mom move along bye-bye i'd be so listen i'd be so pissed

07:12at my ring doorbell because it would just keep sending me i'm like oh my god someone's here

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