Bryster Almost Killed Dave

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Chuck's dad might have reacted if he had been startled by Dave's early morning visit to their house to drop something off for Chuck.

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00:00I didn't even mention to you Chuck that the thought that I could get into a

00:08confrontation with your dad what came into my head the other day oh about so

00:14here's what happened oh yeah I know okay I live you know really close to

00:20Chuck's parents yeah so he asked me to drop something off the other day yeah

00:24and so you know me I'm up super early on the weekends and I thought well I'll

00:27just head out now yeah you know it was like now it's before 7 a.m. yes still

00:34dark yeah right so they're like 10 minutes away from me I drive over but as

00:40I pull in like so it's like there's not a sinner out everything's dark and all

00:45Chuck's parents house was dark all I was doing was gonna drop it in their

00:48mailbox I wasn't gonna you know ring the doorbell or anything or wake them up but

00:52the way you pull into your parents driveway I was right behind the

00:55bryster's minivan oh yeah my careful careful careful I was careful yeah but

01:01my lights were lighting up their living room the lights from my car because you

01:06know the way my car was pointed and I thought geez if the bryster thinks

01:11someone's like trying to break in or something well and their bedrooms right

01:14there too so what you don't realize is as you pulled in uh-huh you first you would

01:19have shone into their bedroom bedroom and then into the into that other room so

01:25yeah no there's a real good chance as I was putting the stuff in the mailbox I

01:30thought I better be prepared to fight the bryster yeah I don't think anybody could

01:34be prepared for that no you wouldn't know

01:36one you just jump off the roof you know would you even jump off the no I don't think so

01:41you wouldn't hear a thing yeah I think you just the lights go out yeah

01:46you know like you just yeah next thing I know I'm lying on the ground

01:51Charlie Charlie I got some news for you about it

01:54I almost killed Dave it's Dave for sure look I went through his wallet it's Dave

02:03one of two things gonna happen he's gonna wake up or we gotta bury this thing

02:11yeah so he drops his stuff off and like I'm dead asleep but then my phone like was like

02:30I'm like oh god am I late for work what has happened and then I like grabbed it and it was

02:36just Dave like I'll just let you know drop that stuff off your dad didn't kill me right now

02:42I assume you don't check your phone until you wake up that's why I actually think I was like

02:49up for some reason but um yeah I was like wow Dave is up and Adam he's already doing stuff

02:57he's already got half of his day I got my coffee half of Dave's business was already done by that time

03:03I had walked Jameson for 45 minutes yeah I had already done some stuff I took I did my delivery

03:10your foot caught on fire yeah on fire all sorts of stuff happened before that somebody share a meme

03:16once about Dave that was the screenshot of Forrest Gump on his porch mimes

03:20Dave's mornings and it was like there's nobody else around

03:27just taking it all in Dave takes it all in but I couldn't believe it I was like I planned to sleep

03:39for another five hours and half of Dave's all of Dave's business was done I hope I didn't wake

03:46them up I thought about that too I mean honestly they're the same as me both of those oh are they

03:52yeah there would night owls well he probably just went to bed like the bryster is up all night

04:01long yeah boy I found a cricket game I've never watched cricket in my life

04:06it started at three it ended at five I watched the whole thing yeah he's nuts he stays up all night

04:15my parents stay up late too so he he was he was gone there's no chance good to know I wasn't under

04:22threat of a bryster yeah

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