Being The Bryster

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who impersonated her mother during a driving test and Chuck shows he could do the same thing for his dad.

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00:00a canadian woman is facing criminal charges alleging she dressed up as her elderly mother

00:15and took a driving test for her holy crap that's advanced this happened in smith falls ontario

00:23an instructor at a driving test center there this is southwest of ottawa became suspicious when a

00:32woman showed up to take a driving test the other day in a wig glasses and clothing suited to an

00:41older person wouldn't you love to see a photo of her absolutely i would love i would love it i believe

00:47it's like your typical old lady look like a curly gray wig oh i could do it i could do it right if

00:52i didn't have a goatee if i didn't have a goatee i could dress like an old woman in a second the

00:57curly white hair you know and then i would put on a purple dress or a purple jumpsuit so the

01:06instructor got suspicious supposed to be a 73 year old woman with an instructor looking hands or

01:10something like wow this looks younger than she's supposed to be uh-huh so as she headed out on her

01:15test she whispered to someone hey we want to look into this girl when we get back because i don't

01:19think she's really an old lady so while the test was happening when they got back an officer was

01:25waiting at the center to question the woman and then they did determine it was the 39 year old

01:31daughter of the 73 year old woman holy crap who actually took the driving test for her it's a bold

01:38i mean you gotta have some good makeup yeah and you need to go to a professional makeup artist you

01:42can't just buy a wig and a shawl right no refashion this mrs claus outfit yeah you can't make it work

01:49yourself you need that old neck you know like you need the old neck you need like spots on your hands

01:54all sorts of stuff yeah yeah you just wear a scarf oh is your neck really even old looking it is

02:02underneath this old pilot's sash or whatever let me see under that pilot scarf what do you got

02:10nothing wear some of those transition glasses so you got like the dark no no no no no the big ones

02:17leaves those huge ones if you if you were gonna impersonate the bryster and take a driving test for

02:22what would your outfit be uh okay uh it would be horribly loud golf shirt with matching shorts okay

02:34so like a plaid shirt and plaid shorts no it would be like a like a lime green striped shirt with lime

02:43green shorts that go down to my knees with uh then i would have uh black shoes and black socks on

02:51that's what the bryster want i would i would go back to the bryster's old school look of the

02:56glasses i'd put glasses on even though he doesn't wear glasses anymore i'd go get those old glasses

03:02right here we go there we go you know and then i'd have to uh shave the goatee and grow out the

03:09bryster stash you know just except a diet gray oh no i wouldn't have to i probably could just let

03:15it grow and it might be okay yeah um maybe a gray wig just for effect yes because

03:21he has beautiful white hair yes he does i'd have a beautiful white name

03:26oh yeah i got the voice down i got his walk down the voice in the walk do all that let's see you

03:34walk in let's see could we see you how you would look if you walked in for the bryster likes to

03:38strut it

03:39oh here comes mr urquhart for his driving test

03:44here he comes in he's got quite a strut to him look at those track pants he has on though

03:50oh no you shouldn't have mentioned it you shouldn't have mentioned it all right

03:56that's okay i got more of the show here yeah move it along bryster he's

04:01hey little lady

04:04yeah no the bryster he's uh he's usually in golf attire if not it is a matching michigan

04:13track suit with uh michigan sweater and matching michigan down the leg

04:19track pants so track track pants runs in the family for sure i could probably impersonate

04:24my dad no problem i think he dresses younger than i do yeah i dress like adidas head to toe

04:29yeah i'd rod steward up my hair a bit more yeah feather it a bit more yeah and boom i'm my dad

04:34a couple of gold chains around my neck yeah he's like you but just like a lot cooler yeah absolutely

04:38you know i just have to cool it up a bit yeah yeah yeah you'd look like 19 like a 1988 hip-hop guy

04:47right you know which is crazy i know yeah it's crazy but that's your dad they'd have to believe me

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