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Back to School with the Bryster
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a father and son who graduated college together and imagine what it would be like if Chuck and the Bryster went to school together.
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a new jersey father and his son graduated college together over the weekend i saw this story and i
00:15
thought what would chuck's life have been like if his dad had gone to college with him that sounds
00:21
like an 80s movie it is it's like that rodney dangerfield back to school but the the difference
00:29
between like my situation and and say the 80s movie you know back to school the the bryster was not as
00:38
cool as rodney dangerfield so he he went to school and became the coolest guy in school yeah you know
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what i mean and then i'm the poor son who's like trying to live in the shadow of the bryster
00:50
it wouldn't have been that way we i would have been trying to do my college type of stuff and
00:55
the bryster's like where are we going where are we going tonight i got my finest jumpsuit on
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let's go to the pub my finest let's go to the pub now dave's dad would have been the most yes exactly
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yeah great i would have been like dad you have to study
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like we're trying to burn one david get out of here yeah exactly there's like three chicks in
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his bed cheating off me i'm doing all my dad's homework david do it i just pictured them both
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entering the hallway and chuck like kind of holding his face and then the bryster doing his walk making
01:32
the noise oh yeah but the thing is too like the bryster be like get in the car boy we're going to
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school together you know like every day i would have had to go to school with my dad
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parked in the student what music would he have on in the car like what travel his travel music it
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would be a 50s it'd be something from 1950s so you know uh some like everly brothers or uh
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you know
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you do your homework boy you about knock your block off if you didn't i'll knock your block right off
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i'm not kidding
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oh the traffic's bad huh
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shut up boy
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oh this is
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oh look some chicks
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so what are you guys doing after you going to the hop
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the car would have smelled of his body wash or body spray yeah no it's english or not english
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letter british sterling yeah british sterling oh god a little powerful to you that's the smell of
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sex
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yeah that is funny music to have play when he violently threatens your life oh yeah that's my
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whole life my whole life was solid gold oldies tapes that you got at shell gas station when you filled
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up
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step on my blue suede
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you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede
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shut up boy i'll kill you and your brother
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where's my bat
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you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede
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yep that's my life right there that's real and his dad go to school
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yesterday's done i got a new solid gold oldies tape
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every time we filled up with gas
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could you see them pulling into school
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oh my god so loud we'd have all the windows down we'd be in a park avenue buick
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different than rodney dangerfield
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exactly
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it's like torture when you think of it
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yeah my whole life man
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bah bah bah bah
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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