Wearing Ankle Monitors

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share embarrassing ankle monitor stories and one story about a beach leads to Chuck acting out how the Bryster would react in a similar situation.

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00:00We want to know from you on the Rifflines right now, your most embarrassing ankle monitor

00:13story.

00:13Could you not go on a date?

00:15Did a date have to come to you?

00:16Like, what do you do?

00:18Like, do you shut down your life?

00:20It must be real hard to get a date.

00:23Like, if I'm on Tinder, right, and I'm a swiping, and I match with someone, and she's

00:29like, sure, let's go out.

00:31Yeah.

00:31Why don't you come over here?

00:33Yeah, it's in-home dates.

00:35Well, there are some guys that'll take an in-home date.

00:38I think that's right.

00:39You know what I mean?

00:40Kind of convenient.

00:41If I ever had a tether, I would not leave the house.

00:44I'd be so embarrassed.

00:45Yeah.

00:45Really?

00:46Like, so, yeah.

00:47Like, it would just be.

00:48Yeah.

00:48But, I mean, I think people do, because they're like, I can't.

00:51Even though I have this.

00:52Yeah, just Lisa.

00:53Lisa, whatever happens that leads Lisa to get a tether.

00:57I mean, I couldn't wear my boots, which would be real.

01:00That's your main concern.

01:02That's your footwear.

01:04If I'm trying to hide it from you, like, because Andy sees probably the most over here.

01:08Yeah, I could see the shoes.

01:09And then, if I'm trying to hide it, and I'm, like, wearing, like, real wide pants or something,

01:13and then it kind of comes up a little bit, and then you're, like, get a glimpse of it,

01:17and you're, like, I think Lisa has an ankle monitor.

01:20Right, because they allow you to leave for work, just work and back, so you could still

01:24come in and do the show, but then you'd have to head right home with your ankle monitor

01:27and try to find other creative ways.

01:29Yeah.

01:29At least it would create some sort of designer ankle monitor cover that could never be unsealed.

01:35I don't know.

01:35It'd be tough.

01:36She'd be out of that ankle monitor in 15 seconds.

01:40Lee Ray's with us next on the Rifflines.

01:42Hi, Lee Ray.

01:43Hi.

01:44So we're talking about embarrassing penis, embarrassing ankle monitor stories.

01:48Yeah, I had a buddy that was at one, and he had to carry a box with him that if you become

01:56separated from this box, it sets off a signal, and that way, what it is, is the person wearing

02:02the bracelet, when they hear that signal, they have to automatically contact their probation

02:07officer, because the box is saying that they're out of their area.

02:12Wow, I didn't realize you also had to carry a box.

02:15Maybe everyone doesn't.

02:17Well, that might be a different kind or something.

02:19Yeah.

02:19That's a pain in the...

02:20Imagine if I came in one day and I just had a box under my arm.

02:25Hey, guys.

02:25Yeah.

02:26How's it going?

02:26Doesn't that make it worse, though?

02:28Oh, of course it does.

02:29I've got ankle monitor and a box.

02:31That's where I go.

02:32I've got a wee box under my arm.

02:34Yeah.

02:34How's it going, guys?

02:36I'd have to pretend like that was a new fashion statement.

02:38Lisa would have a purse.

02:40Are you kidding me?

02:41She'd have a perfect purse.

02:43So I could put it in there.

02:44Yes.

02:45But as a guy, I mean, I guess I could wear a backpack.

02:47Yeah.

02:48Yeah.

02:48But still, I'm a creepy guy with a backpack everywhere I go.

02:52I misplaced my trouble box.

02:57L.

02:59Hello, L.

03:01Hey.

03:01How you guys doing?

03:02We're doing good.

03:03We're talking about your embarrassing ankle monitor story.

03:05What's yours?

03:06Well, I met my now wife.

03:11I met her parents for the very first time out at the lake with my ankle monitor in full

03:19view, trying to make a great first impression.

03:22Ooh, that's tough.

03:23That is.

03:23Meeting the parents for the first time with an ankle monitor.

03:26I couldn't even imagine my sister bringing a guy home or like to my parents, you know, campground

03:33or whatever with, and the guy has an ankle monitor.

03:36The Bryster would have somehow coaxed him out into the water.

03:38And then you would have never seen him again.

03:42Yeah, he was, yep.

03:44Shhh.

03:46There you go.

03:47Just the last.

03:48Oh.

03:49Oh.

03:50Okay.

03:51One more shake.

03:52There you go.

03:53Oh, he's drifting away.

03:55Drift away.

03:56That guy, Katie, there's been an accident.

04:03Call 911.

04:06Something terrible happened out here.

04:11And don't you think the line of questioning from the Bryster leading up to that lake death

04:16would have been severely intense?

04:18The Bryster wouldn't have even, the Bryster wouldn't have said a word to him.

04:22He wouldn't have said a word to him.

04:24No, because I've seen the Bryster when he did not like a boyfriend of my sister's, and

04:29it was just a stare.

04:31Yeah.

04:32It was just.

04:37That's a funny thought.

04:38Someone says they think this is the song that we'll be playing as the Bryster slowly

04:43drowned a guy with an ankle monitor.

04:45Oh.

04:47Well.

04:51An ankle monitor problem.

04:54Let's go for a walk.

05:01Little stroll on the beach.

05:03I gotta ask you a few questions.

05:07Why don't we wade out into the...

05:09Let's wade out into the water a bit.

05:12You like, uh...

05:14Like Frisbee?

05:15I love Frisbee!

05:18I'm gonna throw you the Frisbee.

05:19You throw it back to me as hard as you can.

05:21All right, here you go, old man.

05:22I'm gonna catch it in my teeth.

05:25Oh!

05:26Man, that is...

05:27Told you.

05:28Now...

05:28Oh, sorry.

05:29I didn't quite get it.

05:30Let's...

05:31I'll get it.

05:31No, let me get it.

05:32No, no, you get it, too.

05:33I got it.

05:34I'll swim over there.

05:34No, no, no, no.

05:35All right.

05:36Give me your goddamn ass!

05:37He's not going down without a fight

05:47Oh, maybe

05:49Katie!

05:55Terrible action again!

05:57I can't

05:58Katie has lost four boyfriends in that league

06:03It's crazy, yeah, no

06:05He called it Blood Lake

06:06I'm sure life was pretty tough for my sister

06:09I could almost guarantee it

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