Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
Beasley Digital
  • 4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about about a person who pooped on a rollercoaster at Busch Gardens over the weekend and hear stories from listeners who experienced similar situations.

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00well this has got to be a really embarrassing day someone pooped themselves on a roller coaster
00:13at bush gardens over the weekend oh no i mean pooping yourself anywhere is embarrassing
00:21unbelievably embarrassing pooping yourselves on a roller coaster oh my god i think everyone
00:26would smell it oh yeah everyone would smell it no doubt i mean you've heard someone say i was so
00:33scared i literally pooped my pants but generally they don't actually mean literally i know right
00:38say you're in a line for four hours oh and you really yeah you can't get out of that line this
00:43is a brand new ride there too so it could be that's what it was oh my god um they said they
00:49saw the workers spray like seven different chemicals after picking up the turds that's
00:56good that they sanitized it yeah and all these people just had to wait here
00:59in line as the ride was bunch of turd gazers
01:04okay though that is your worst day though working the roller coaster right oh it is for sure it is
01:11gone you've gone a year and a half and no one has pooped on that you know what i'll say that um when
01:17i worked at the theme park actually vomit was number one number one was vomit more only a few times did
01:22i hear about someone pooping themselves generally it was a kid i could see that right uh but more
01:27people threw up on rides that was that was like an everyday occurrence and they'd have most of the
01:31rides had hoses for that reason just spray them down yeah i think we're heading into a time where
01:37this is going to happen more and more frequently like the old people wrecking into buildings like
01:42where we are you think roller coasters will have to slow down they'll have to not turn as fast
01:46because actor in people's diets yeah area because of loose bowels yeah yeah they're all gonna they're
01:52basically morphing into just like one cedar roller coasters anyway right that's true just launch one
01:59man at a time america is going to be so big with such loose bowels yeah yeah everything will have to
02:05change but yeah it sucks for those workers yeah i'll survive my roller coaster days without ever
02:11having that happen me too you know be on a roller coaster where someone pooped my cousin pooped on
02:16my dad my cousin jeffrey dave hunter
02:19on space mountains take that clip
02:26no he did my cousin jeffrey my dad you know like you can have a little kid between your legs on that
02:33ride no so jeffrey went with my dad because i wanted to go by myself because i was older
02:38and little jeff pooped himself oh man on that ride it's no good kid yeah he was only i think
02:46this person was a little bit older probably i feel worse for the person who pooped i mean that's so
02:52embarrassing i wonder if they well i wonder if they just quickly ran off or do you think like you
02:58don't go say excuse me sorry i run it's the next person that goes oh god yeah or the person behind
03:06that's like hey just so you know the person in front of me had diarrhea it was obvious they had
03:12diarrhea it's on my legs it just splashed me oh god john's with us john you worked at a theme park
03:19have you experienced something like this yeah i worked at a let's say local amusement park for
03:25about 13 years and one of the big roller coasters there was a really long line it was a really busy day
03:30and i was working the ride sending the trains out and next thing you know i'm like what is that weird
03:35smell oh no and next thing you know someone told me that a guy pooped in line and then people were
03:42walking through it oh my god and that's a different yeah so people were walking through it and didn't
03:49realize it and it was all over all of the ramp on all three of the roller coaster trains it was like
03:54on the handrails when you get in line what the hell how much poop did he have in him i don't know i
04:00don't know what it was but i have a feeling it was like a colostomy bag or something oh no james is
04:06absolutely dying we we had to shut the ride down for an hour and a half well of course that's a
04:13situation it was horrible one man should not be able to wield that much power yeah like my god the
04:21most powerful thirds on earth i'm sure it wasn't a gang i don't know i don't know a colostomy gang
04:25i mean i don't know that's a bad gang i don't know yeah the gang we really gotta shut down this
04:30amusement park yeah it seems like more than one human could do yeah what would be crazy is if you
04:35were shirtless but still had the colostomy bag and it sprung a hole and you didn't even know it
04:40it's like spraying a little bit sun's out guns out guys take your shirt off yeah don't mind the poo bag
04:45yeah sir there's a leak in your poo bag oh my god just here give me a towel
04:50yeah that's a terrible thought the colostomy gang no it's yeah it is it's not good um scott's
04:57with us here hey scott good morning hi can you guys hear me yeah yes all right i uh went to a
05:04water park here in um ontario i had a chicken pox and all the scabs fell off on the water slides
05:12oh my god i hate you yeah i'm sorry i hate you oh my god you're a bad human being yeah just a
05:19horrible horrible human yeah you scabbed you don't go on a water ride and you got scabs
05:25bunch of scabs and again this is just cementing why lisa will never go to one of these well water
05:30park i was never involved in that was never my thing that's disgusting guys i just got off the
05:34super slider and i got something weird in my mouth oh no he got chicken pox a week later looks
05:41like it might be a scab jesus oh and thanks his mom for bringing him to the water park that was
05:50really his mom's fault yeah we're not canceling these plans this guy said i had to poop while
05:58waiting in line as a teenager it just hit me all of a sudden my friends were super bitchy about
06:05staying in line since we made it to the front well i got on the ride amazingly made it through
06:11clenched with the force of the gods yep ended up though soiling myself during the run to the bathroom
06:16so still failed like still at least not on the road yeah not on the ride no one else had to deal
06:22with it but him i've definitely left the line though i've definitely been in line and i'm like
06:27now's the time like i realize now's the time and then you do your stuff and you run back and you're
06:32like oh god where is the family where because they will surprisingly if you leave the line
06:38it moves it's the first time it moves like a rocket you know uh a pilot texted us and he said
06:45passengers frequently pee or poop in their seats during flights and don't admit it and just leave
06:49the crew usually finds out when the next person sits down oh yeah there wasn't the old man pooped
06:55on the plane but okay i'm gonna say this i can easily find out who sat in that seat before
07:01i'll just look at the log not their log but the travel log check this log out
07:07oh my god mr smigelwitz okay all right the travel log he's having a hard time today
07:15the communication he's having a hard time today anyways yep he's picking up logs all day long
07:20and i'll know okay a chuck urquhart sat here on the last flight but what i love is like what are
07:25you gonna do you're gonna call him you're gonna call the person no fly list hey no fly list you pooped
07:31no fly list bam we know what you did on that plane yeah no fly list bam mister
07:37no fly list you pooped