Peep Show: Escalator Bloodbath

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was stuck between a wall and an escalator handrail after taking his buddy up on a dare and hear from some listeners about their escalator horror stories.

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00:00It's hard to feel sorry for you when something goes wrong

00:05Well, this guy

00:07This is the bizarre moment

00:08A guy had to be rescued in Indonesia

00:10After he got his head wedged

00:12Between an escalator handrail

00:15And a wall

00:16At a shopping mall

00:20What was he doing?

00:22The guy

00:23Indonesia stuff

00:24Only being identified as

00:27No joke

00:27Risky

00:28R-I-Z-K-I

00:30Risky had been leaning over the handrail

00:35To joke with a friend on a dare

00:38This was at the Mangadua Mall in Jakarta

00:41The escalator rose past the first floor ceiling

00:46Risky failed to move out of the way in time

00:48His head became trapped between the rail and the wall

00:52I'll show you this

00:54We have some video of it here

00:57Amazing

00:58Oh my goodness

00:59It's no good

01:00How's he not dead?

01:06So he was looking out over the edge

01:09And then it went up more

01:11And then the ceiling

01:12He could have been decapitated

01:14He absolutely could have

01:15Oh my god

01:16He's lucky his head was small enough

01:19To fit through

01:21And he's pinned

01:23Obviously

01:24He's lucky someone turned the escalator off

01:27Because I'm sure for a while

01:28He just had to keep his legs moving

01:29Right

01:30Well I think that it was just probably burning him

01:32Like that

01:34Oh god

01:34He was just going by

01:35He looks stuck

01:36It's taken the whole city to try and get him out

01:43But no one is going to get him out

01:46Right

01:48Oh he's out

01:49Oh they got him

01:50He did have some injuries to his face and shoulders

01:52Probably burns

01:53Yeah

01:54They need to just start calling escalators murder stares

01:56Because it's like

01:58Would you like to take the murder stares?

02:00They got to be like one of the most deadly

02:01Like oddly deadly things

02:03Yeah

02:03Well it's his fault

02:04Oh it's totally his fault

02:06He's an idiot

02:06Most people can handle these things

02:08Yeah

02:08Yeah you're right

02:09Good point

02:12You're right

02:13Thank you

02:13I mean I get your point

02:14People are just too dumb for him

02:17But risky

02:17His name is risky

02:18Whatever

02:18Two things I would never do

02:21Like I would hate to be barefoot

02:23On one of these things

02:25And then also just lay

02:26Laying down

02:27Barefoot on an escalator?

02:28Yeah like I'd hate to be

02:29Why would you be barefoot on an escalator?

02:29I don't know

02:30But I'm just saying

02:30I never want that to happen

02:32You never lost your shoes

02:32And an escalator was right there

02:34The worst

02:34That would be a bad day

02:35That'd be terrible

02:37You're barefoot about to go

02:37You're like on an escalator at the beach

02:39I feel like you get your toes

02:40It'll do it

02:42And then laying down fully naked on one

02:44Why would you ever do that?

02:47Why would you be naked

02:48Don't ever do that

02:49Your bits could get trapped

02:50Right into the grooves

02:51Exactly

02:51That's what I'm saying

02:52I dare you

02:53To get naked on an escalator

02:54No

02:54I will not do it

02:56His name is not risky

02:56Even if my name was risky

02:58Risky the freak

02:59I'm not doing that

03:01Listen Risky the freak

03:01Don't do it

03:02I'm

03:03You know I love a risk

03:05Do it

03:05You'd be a legend

03:06Yeah

03:08The first man to be

03:08Castrated by an escalator

03:09Yeah exactly

03:10Probably not the first

03:12That's probably a bad idea

03:14I don't know why

03:15Either you'd be

03:16Shoeless on an escalator

03:17Those are the two

03:18New on an escalator

03:19There's no reason for it

03:20The second

03:20The second you were like

03:21Whoa

03:22What risky thing would you do

03:24Those are the first two things

03:26I was like

03:26Richard's with us in Tampa

03:28Hi Richard

03:29Hey how's it going?

03:32Good

03:32You wanted to share a story

03:33Yeah

03:34A few years ago

03:36I was at a lightning game

03:38Going down the escalator

03:39At the end of the game

03:40And it just comes to a complete stop

03:42People in the middle

03:43Start falling

03:44From the top

03:45And it's just a domino

03:46Effect of people falling

03:47Oh I never thought of it

03:48Just coming to a stop

03:49But then your momentum

03:50Is still going forward

03:51And then you

03:52Boom boom boom

03:53You would tumble

03:54It is dominoes

03:54For sure

03:55Oh my god

03:55Anyone hurt?

03:57A lot of blood everywhere

03:58From everyone

03:58Yeah

03:59Yeah

03:59Some blood bath

04:01After the game

04:01Yeah

04:02Not good

04:02Richard's also in Tampa

04:04You wanted to share a story

04:05So I work for the fire department here

04:08It was at the Tampa airport

04:09It wasn't the giant one

04:11That you had mentioned

04:12Okay

04:12So this poor old lady

04:14She falls on the escalator

04:16Hits her forehead on the teeth

04:18Right on the teeth

04:19Cuts her forehead

04:20Yeah

04:20End to end

04:21So we finally get there

04:23And the lady is

04:25Every inch of her

04:26Is covered with blood

04:28But worse

04:29Was the escalator

04:31Every step

04:32Was covered

04:33With blood

04:35Every single step

04:36So when you get there

04:38And you walk in the doors

04:39You're like

04:40Jeez

04:41Yeah

04:42It would look like a horror movie

04:44A horror movie

04:45The lady was

04:47Talking

04:48And laughing

04:49And making jokes

04:50And

04:50And awful

04:51You know

04:52Sexual innuendos

04:53Which was gross

04:54What?

04:55She's got blood everywhere

04:56And you're hitting on you?

04:58Yeah

04:58What kind of sexual innuendos

05:00Was she making?

05:01Let me grab your hose

05:02She was a trip

05:04She said

05:05She didn't want to go to the hospital

05:07Let's go get a couple drinks

05:08Yeah

05:09Let's go get loaded

05:10She came to get a couple drinks

05:11Yeah

05:12She ended up being on blood thinners

05:14So you know

05:15That's why she bled so much

05:16Oh yeah

05:16Like a fountain

05:17Richard

05:18Thanks for calling in man

05:19You have a good day

05:19You're welcome

05:20Thank you guys

05:21See ya

05:21Horny grandma was a twist

05:24Yeah

05:24Bloodied horny grandma

05:26You guys up for a gangbang?

05:29Stop your bleeding

05:30First

05:30Take me back to the fire station

05:33I want to zip down your poles

05:36I'm a little light headed

05:43We'll get that stopped

05:46I mean she fell down and tumbled

05:50Oh she was on blood thinners

05:52She was on blood thinners

05:53Well that and people are just staring in disbelief

05:56And like

05:57You think

05:58Oh god this person's tumbling and tumbling and tumbling

06:02And tumbling

06:03Can we do something?

06:04Is there something?

06:06Oh yeah there's a

06:08Oh god yeah there's a stop

06:10Hit the stop

06:11There is no emergency stop for these things anywhere

06:16It doesn't look like

06:17No there is

06:18I think there is

06:19Is it the bottom

06:20Legitimate one

06:21I guess we should figure out where it's at

06:22I need to put together one of those like action plans

06:24I believe they're the top and the bottom

06:26I think there is

06:26A red button

06:27Yeah you have to like slide across the little plexiglass thing and hit the button

06:30We'll get to the point as a society where they need to do those announcements like they do on planes about the safety

06:35But with escalators

06:36Right

06:36Before you get on the escalator you want to this is the stop button

06:39This is the

06:40Yeah

06:40They secure all loose articles hold the handrail while proceeding

06:44All of us will be cross eyed

06:46Oh sure

06:46This person said my parents and my sister were at Sears to get my dad a new leather coat

06:52Well the brand new coat was hanging off the stroller

06:56Got stuck in the escalator

06:58My dad was so embarrassed his brand new leather coat shredded to bits

07:02It broke the escalator

07:03Oh sure

07:04But Sears replaced the coat because we hadn't left the store yet

07:08Well

07:08And that's why Sears went under

07:10The homeless guy that was stuck with his coat

07:12He was like time

07:13Time's running out

07:14My brand new Sears leather

07:17The best Sears leather

07:18I'll be honest

07:19I think my dad had about three Sears leather coats

07:22I had a Sears leather coat

07:22That's the most 70s story I've ever heard

07:25It really is

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