Peep Show: Crazy Drug Trips

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Dave & Chuck the Freak hear from listeners who have had some pretty crazy drug trips. A man who saw the devil, a lady who turned herself purple with hair dye and a man's face going paralyzed are a few examples.

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00:00we're talking about your drug tripping moment um anonymous paul is with us here hi anonymous

00:13uh penis and balls penis to you sir what was your scary trip moment all right well i told

00:19jason it was a little light-hearted weed one but i got one that's a lot better uh first time

00:24taking acid um was in a hotel with a couple of my friends uh started off really great until

00:30i started tripping and i was on an elevator with a hispanic dude end up choking him and by the end

00:38of the night um i tried to force myself to go to sleep which was a really bad idea um end up seeing

00:44the devil in the gates of hell which was uh eye-opening thing because after that i turned

00:49my life around well i have one cool question for you dave oh yes do you still have my shirt i made

00:55you for the i want to say the 0.5k race at wyandotte i was the guy that you met oh the tape licking

01:02bastard is that you yes it is yes it is i still have that shirt absolutely i still have that shirt

01:09yeah by the way a quick follow-up question from me how's the hispanic dude in the elevator doing

01:14he's dead oh he is still he uh luckily his neck was fat enough so it really didn't affect him

01:20oh that's nice that's nice that's why i keep a little bit of fat on my neck still

01:24yeah i keep a little bit of fat on my neck i don't want to get too skinny

01:28keep a little bit of fat on there i saw the devil himself and choked a man did you get that shirt

01:33yeah i made a shirt about it oh yeah and shirt i made you

01:40the only kind of conversations we have the gates of hell open i saw the devil

01:45i made a shirt were you at the 0.5k

01:49the shirt i made you what a relationship we have with him what's amazing too is to know the backstory

01:57of someone where it's like yeah i choked a man in an elevator and i saw the gates of hell open up

02:01and i talked with the devil and we had just tons of people like dave come over you gotta meet this

02:08guy come on come on you gotta talk to this guy apparently chokes guys out in elevators he's met

02:16the devil at the gates of hell but he made you a t-shirt you wanna you guys want to have an

02:21interaction and that's the guy dave calls names too yeah exactly hey dave it's hilarious this guy

02:28chokes guys who's seen the devil at the gates of hell you called him a taint licking bastard

02:36on the radio for everyone to hear he's made a shirt come on over here

02:43meet him get a picture of him give him a hug and i did give him a hug did it all we're off to

02:48rhode island next where ron is joining us on the dave and chuck lines hi ron

02:51how you doing good what was your scary drug trip moment all right so i was at a concert with some

02:57friends i was 30 years old got kind of drunk we take some mushrooms go to the show i decided i

03:03gotta go to the bathroom so i go to take a leak and here comes the cop oh no so i'm like oh boy

03:09he pulls me into the little arrest tent whatever where they got me tied up you know and they're

03:15running my name and this and that and after a while he lets me go i still have to go to the

03:20bathroom so i'm like i walked i had to have been a mile and a half away wasn't 100 miles away

03:26because i hear the cop go there he goes again now they come and arrest me so then we get to the jail

03:34a freshly painted a freshly painted jail cell that's all like lavender color all one color

03:42the bars and everything yeah the only thing that wasn't the only thing that wasn't that color was the

03:47sink bubbler toilet thing that they got there you know yeah yeah yeah it was a great reminder why

03:53he stopped tripping yes exactly there you go young men's game i think that happens a lot where they're

03:59like you did mushrooms like in your 20s right and then you go and you're like okay i'm not i don't

04:04even think about them anymore and then you take them and they're like oh my god i have electric bill

04:08and responsibilities i have a car payment what is that even what do i do what is money

04:16yes you're hallucinating bills coming at you get it like a knock on your door or like somebody like

04:25in your 30s that's a whole different experience exactly you're in your 20s in your 30s you're like

04:31well who is that that it can't be good that cannot be good no okay i gotta try to look normal hey who

04:39is it what do you want oh god just a guy in my 30s yeah just a guy in my 30s doing mushrooms by

04:45myself at one o'clock in the afternoon yeah it changes it does it's a young man's game

04:54alexandra's with us next hi alexandra how are you write that stuff down i'm good uh so i did lsd

05:01while i was coloring my hair purple and then i uh accidentally forgot that i was basically coloring

05:06my hair for flowers later you know and then realized it when my scalp started burning and i

05:11showered and then proceeded to think i was melting into a puddle so then my skin was totally dyed purple

05:17for the next week as well because i rolled around in it it was honestly enjoyable but not a

05:22it sounds like when i woke up purple yeah you don't want to wake up looking like barney the

05:27dinosaur that's probably a bad experience purple skin wasn't exactly what you were calling my work

05:32in a care lsd thanks for calling in alexander sometimes i feel like they don't even have to

05:39explain like you know her friends probably like well we know we did lsd and tried to she tried to do

05:45a task don't do a task uh cory in boston hi cory hey what's up guys penis ball penis what was your

05:56scary drug trip moment so we're at a 311 concert me and my buddies who have been going for 20 years

06:02up in the casino ballroom in hampton new hampshire and about halfway through the first couple songs

06:07i looked over one of my friends and half his face had stopped working i don't know if you're familiar

06:14with the mountain from game of thrones but he like got like bell's palsy we're tripping so hard

06:18oh my god oh no dude good at all i look at my other buddy and i say dude half his face is dead

06:26and he looked at it and looks at me and we both just burst into uncontrollable laughter oh no that's

06:33not the state stop laughing at me never imagined like a like a medical emergency going on amongst like

06:41three bros yeah i mean clearly well you got a diagnosis man what you got a dead face

06:49like no one is equipped to handle that scenario everyone just started laughing down you've been

06:57diagnosed half your face is dead yeah all right you're gonna have to you're getting married she's

07:04gonna have to figure out how to live with that quit being a bummer man stop laughing man i just

07:11diagnosed you all right you have a half a dead face this is serious dr shrooms over i doubt it

07:18you're tripping me no half your face is dead

07:23it is hilarious and then they all think it's hilarious including the guy with the dead face

07:28exactly

07:29he thinks it's hilarious yeah i did stevia with the no not stevia stevia oh my god

07:37god i just added some stevia to a little bit of tea that i just had and i am

07:46out of it oh my god his blood sugar is gonna be crazy now oh my god what am i seeing oh stevia

07:53that's a crazy substance i did yeah there was a packet right there i took the whole thing

08:00i just ripped it open and poured it all in not this stevia it's so sweet it's the most potent stevia

08:07sweet plant-based sugar oh what do you see i see a river of poop i'm floating in it and here comes

08:16the devil it's the gates of hell are you done yep

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