Peep Show: Tempted By The Balls Of Another

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak start by talking about a man who was arrested for meth possession in Florida and after seeing his mugshot think he might be a hooker. Then, they wonder if anyone listening has had a sexual encounter with a lot lizard.

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00:00all right now we're gonna play what's going on with this guy okay he has our mugshot of the day

00:15up at daveandchuckthefreak.com is this a fair game dave oh yeah who knows i don't trust him

00:20anymore but we'll see what's going on with this guy what's going on with this guy what's going on

00:25with this guy huh america's favorite game i just want to know what's going on with this guy all right

00:46so you just want to guess so we just guess we're just guessing i know what he was busted for but i

00:51can't explain the mugshot okay okay yeah a lot of these games trying to do the news yeah but i

01:02mean you can do the news but call it a game here's what happened the other night this was in jackson

01:08florida deputies saw what they believed to be an abandoned vehicle parked around highway 2 and

01:14neil's landing when deputies got closer to the vehicle they realized it wasn't abandoned there

01:18was actually someone in there later identified as charlie dowling okay he quickly stood up from

01:26the ground and got into the driver's seat he was laying on the ground when deputies made contact with

01:34him the canine was deployed and alerted to the presence of narcotics inside the vehicle

01:39methamphetamine was found under a red solo cup on the tailgate of the truck along with the straw

01:45well there you go that's what's going on no but you haven't seen the mugshot yeah okay he was

01:49arrested he's charged with possession of meth and possession of drug paraphernalia

01:53what's going on with this guy

01:56oh i think we all know what's going on he brought out his mom's parole necklace

02:05he dresses a bit different okay but he's not a cross well okay he's kind of a crossdresser he's

02:12he has a what i appear to be the world's worst wig on do you think he just and a dress made some

02:18money for those drugs that's what i feel that's what i think that's what's going on but he doesn't

02:22even have fake boobs in well you don't need him you don't need his nipples are hard yeah you don't

02:29need him dave that's what's going on like someone said maybe a lot lizard that's what they're yeah it's

02:36that's that's like what i'm thinking that's that kind of god are you that desperate as a trucker

02:42that to bang something some must be i will bang this horrible ugly man in a wig and a dress yeah

02:50yeah i'd rather take an empty pop bottle and a rubber glove and bang that i've never asked this

02:56question but i'll bet there's no one listening who will admit they've got with a lot lizard

03:01we've heard about stories of them i don't know what we've asked them have you had sex with a lot

03:09lizard sex might be have you been performed upon yes some yeah have you had an intimate encounter

03:15yes have you exchanged money with a lot lizard for services yes well you can ask for voice changing

03:20technology we have it you can be anonymous have you gotten busy with a lot lizard do you okay um

03:30james do you think that this guy has fake nipples in no i think those are his real man boobs

03:38they look real they look you can tell i feel like you can i feel they look like the size

03:45oh maybe not maybe it's just the dress the way it was also i think my screen stretches oh yeah

03:51do you think he put on his outfit and he was like i look just like sandra bullet

03:55yes and hi rob how are you oh this is okay rob can actually rob yes sir hey man you will admit you

04:05banged a lot lizard hell yeah okay uh explain uh walk us through the process like were you really

04:13desperate what did they look like uh go she was sitting in my truck using the cb trying to get some

04:18customers um i was out in dallas like i don't know once every week and uh her name was texas tornado

04:26she did a nine to five it was fun texas tornado um rob you did use protection right of course okay

04:37can you uh in a radio friendly way describe the acts you performed with her everything oh yeah okay so it

04:45all it all went down oh she was beautiful oh that's highly doubtful how much were you on any

04:53meth or anything um uh no okay all right no good it's just always good it's always good all the best

05:02rob will let you go before you say something you regret yeah don't uh someone said a truck stop near

05:07here is swarming with lot lizards you'd be surprised with their looks let me just say many of them are well

05:13built and sturdy if you catch my drift they're bigger bigger bigger i haven't had the balls to

05:19pick one up but i've caught myself thinking sounds like they might be strong enough to pick you up

05:24yeah like his big what's a big lizard called is that is that a lot dragon a lot kimonos yeah yeah okay

05:34but is he was he suggesting that they were just strong women or was he suggesting that they look

05:42a little bit too muscular if you catch my drift so they're actually guys yeah yeah yeah they're

05:48actually guys i think i think that's what he's saying i think that's what he's getting at and he's tempted

05:53by them yeah yeah dude well yeah that's instantly i'm like well that's what we were talking about

06:12at the start yes yeah that's what he's getting that and he's i didn't pick up on that he just

06:18immediately texted back in he means thick and pretty oh okay all right boy he got on that text

06:24not balls i don't want balls no i don't i'm not tempted by the ball

06:32fastest text he ever sent yeah

06:38sorry you're the ball lover now dave's singing a song about you

06:43tempted but the truth is

06:48what's been going on in your pants there's balls like no other he was tempted by the balls of another

07:02yep no that's him thick and pretty thick and pretty lady likely without testicles thank you for

07:08clarifying well too late but yeah sure

07:15thick and pretty sure

07:23we got it we got you man we okay

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