Peep Show: Roadside Ass Check

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Florida who admitted he had meth hidden in his butt cheeks during a roadside traffic stop. He whispered it so quietly and the show imagines this is how Chuck would act as well.

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00:00Let's head into another man's ass next.

00:10Okay.

00:10Police in Florida just tracked down a 35-year-old guy named Andrew Croswell,

00:14who was involved actually in a hit-and-run crash.

00:17Andrew apparently hit a cyclist.

00:19Thankfully, the victim wasn't seriously hurt.

00:20But when the cops got up with Andrew, he said he didn't stop because he didn't think he'd hit anyone.

00:25When asked about the damage on his vehicle, he said,

00:27Oh, yeah, I think I hit a curb.

00:30The cops suspected the dude may have been on drugs, may have even had some drugs on him,

00:34and they got him to admit that he did have some meth where the sun don't shine.

00:40Here's how that played out.

00:43Do you have anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me,

00:45probably any guns, knives, drugs, bombs, narcotics, anything of that nature?

00:50So you are going to be going down to county jail, okay?

00:53You are under arrest.

00:54I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell everybody else.

00:57All right, do you have anything on you that you fail to let me know right now,

01:01or you don't find her in the search of your person?

01:04He makes it into the county jail, excuse me, that's from contraband.

01:06It's a third-degree fountain, okay?

01:08Do you have anything on you?

01:10I'm giving you an amnesty, dude.

01:11Andrew, look right here.

01:14That was Clarus.

01:15Is there anything on you, dude?

01:17They know it's in this box, don't they?

01:19I'm trying not to screw you here.

01:20Is there anything on you?

01:21Use your words.

01:22Just what what Kikowsky means by amnesty is not,

01:25it's for the fact of saving you from having to get extra charge in there.

01:30Not saying if you give us something now, you're not going to get charged with that,

01:32because you will.

01:33You're going to get charged with it anyway.

01:34You just don't want you to get an extra felony by bringing it into the jail.

01:38Because they don't find it.

01:38They have body scanning machines.

01:39They find everything.

01:40You don't seem like a bad guy, dude, but you don't need to screw yourself.

01:43Here's the thing, too.

01:45You didn't give it a quick note.

01:46That means you have something.

01:47You just don't want to say it.

01:48We're going to find it, so you just help us out and tell us where it's at.

01:52Here comes the gloves.

01:53This guy's putting gloves on.

01:54He's getting ready.

01:55We're going to find it.

01:56I'd be like, he's got to go ahead, check us out.

01:59What's in your cheeks, man?

02:02Spread your cheeks for us.

02:04Here we go.

02:05Oh, he's...

02:06Let's just find it, he said.

02:08He just said, yes, I got meth in my ass.

02:19So, he tried to jiggle it out.

02:23He said it very quietly.

02:24Well, yeah, I mean, he's telling people he's got something up his butt, right?

02:27So, there he is trying to jiggle it out, and that is not working.

02:31So, the cops freed one of his hands so he could dig through his own backside.

02:36He didn't want to do it.

02:38And that's when the meth came out there.

02:40I got meth in my ass.

02:42I'm sorry, sir.

02:42What did you say?

02:43Sorry, we're going to give you one chance, sir, to tell us what happened.

02:47Sir, one chance to tell us.

02:48Do you have anything on your person?

02:49I sure do.

02:50No, we can't.

02:51We need to be loud and clear.

02:53Look right here in front of the camera, sir.

02:55Do you have anything on your person you should not have?

02:59I have meth in my ass.

03:00I'm sorry.

03:00No, again, sir, there's too much noise here on the scene.

03:03You must be loud and clear.

03:05What do you have on you, sir?

03:07I.

03:08Yes.

03:09Have.

03:10Yes.

03:10Have.

03:11No, again, you're not.

03:13You need.

03:14It's going to be a felony charge, and we've got to go in there.

03:17I'm just telling you.

03:18I'm getting the gloves on.

03:19I have.

03:20Yes.

03:21No, again.

03:22You've got to say it loud and clear for the camera to hear.

03:25Mass, there's mess in my ass.

03:26There we go.

03:28Jiggle it out.

03:29Jiggle it out.

03:30It's not coming out.

03:31Get your hand back there.

03:32Fish it out.

03:33I'll just grab it.

03:34It's deep.

03:35He was playing a semantics game, not on my person.

03:38In my person.

03:39In my person.

03:40Exactly.

03:40That's not mine.

03:41I don't know how it got there.

03:42I was at a New Jersey Devils game.

03:44It's not on me.

03:45It's in me.

03:45He couldn't jiggle it out, so this is when I believe they let one of his hands go free

03:49so he can fish it out himself.

03:51Oh, this poor guy with the gloves.

03:54I thought he was going to get in there and get after it, but.

03:57He's getting ready to, but you still need gloves with this guy.

04:00He still couldn't get it.

04:02Man, I've never seen them actually do a roadside cavity search here on camera, but this is playing

04:10out.

04:11They, yeah, they're thorough.

04:15These officers are thorough.

04:16We pushed it to the limit.

04:18He was going to stand, but once he got the glove and was right about to get in there, he

04:23gave.

04:23Yeah.

04:24Pretty quickly.

04:25Yeah.

04:26Yeah.

04:26It was all serious.

04:27It's all fun and games until your hand's about to be in a man's butt.

04:31And then you're just like, you know what?

04:33Let's take these cups off and let's let him, we don't think he's a flight risk here.

04:38Oh, God.

04:39So, yeah, they let him go in himself and pull it out.

04:44I, I will say this.

04:46Do you believe that it is a extra charge and they were being kind of nice to the guy by

04:53saying, hey, man, smuggling it into a facility?

04:56That's what I'm saying.

04:57Right.

04:57So because like their, their whole thing where they were like, Hey, you are going to get

05:00charged.

05:01If you have meth in your ass, we know you have meth in your ass.

05:04Just tell us.

05:06I do think they were kind of trying to do the guy a favor.

05:08I think, I mean, he is hit and run crash.

05:11Yeah.

05:11I mean, it's not good.

05:12His life.

05:13No, he's got other charges.

05:14He's got to worry about leaving the scene of a crash, possession of meth and possession

05:17of drug paraphernalia, but still not another felony charge.

05:20I think they're just trying to get that drug charge too, but probably, probably they got

05:24it out of him.

05:26They sure did.

05:26And for sure they did.

05:27Yeah.

05:28Yeah.

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