Peep Show: Chuck Becomes Bobby Dean Slocum

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Dave & Chuck the Freak play "How Old Is He?" and after seeing the mugshot of the person involved, Chuck realizes if he let himself go, he could eventually end up looking like the guy.

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00:00this is a little game we're gonna play we play it from time to time called how old is he okay

00:13i'll show you the mugshot you try and figure out how old this guy is you can play along

00:18at david chuck the freak.com where we put this guy's mugshot up there here he is bobby dean

00:25slocum or slocum however you want to say it um he is in ottawa county ohio he has been busted

00:36for drug paraphernalia charges include drug abuse opium cocaine and others yeah he said that

00:44ottawa that's not very far from where i grew up he was arrested by the port clinton police department

00:50this week his mugshot on our website is there for you to determine how old you think he is

00:58so you see this guy bobby dean dean slocum what do you think i mean the thing is truthfully if i just

01:09stopped taking care of myself just stopped you think you could look like your bobby d i could

01:17have i could have that exact hairdo you definitely have that same look i could have that same look

01:22his beard is shockingly exactly like mine except for like that i don't have the wrinkles and the eyes

01:30i don't have that no one's telling him all that no i go get checked out no um i don't have that but or

01:37the just the yellowing from the tobacco use but um 65 uh i mean okay so you're thinking he's 65

01:48i mean i don't know he's probably like 41 okay yeah like this thing like what do we think he looks

01:54like that we'll say that first how old do you think he looks right in this photo right now 70s yes he

02:02looks like a 70 year old man how old he actually is it's always shocking about i'll do i'll say 47

02:11okay i say he's probably 50 i'll say 60 the person closest to the actual age without going over today

02:21is andy green bobby dean slocum is 54 years old oh yeah he looks 74 look at those eyes yeah

02:32i know he's had he's gone through it they've seen some things it's crazy to think if you let

02:36yourself go chuck you could look just like i could like honestly no like that's terrifying

02:43no dave trust me like i've thought about my life alone like i thought about like what it could be

02:49it eventually will be you think you'll be you'll look like that you'll just let your hair grow out

02:54yeah you know it's funny you have to get that scrunched face up going well i kind of feel like it's on

03:00the way you should see me when i wake up at least have you seen chuck lately when i wake up i'm like

03:08chuck you didn't slow i just woke up my alarm went off is that your hair i just woke up my

03:14alarm just went off i gotta go to work what happened to your hair i gotta go to work and then by the

03:20time i take a shower i get i wash some of that old man off and uh my skin kind of plumps up a bit

03:27you trim your beard oh yeah especially like when uh when i lose weight too and the more weight i lose

03:35the

03:35yeah man i'm telling you that's why i'm like oh boy i looked into his i look into his eyes

03:51in a whole new light now he's picturing you as this yeah i didn't want to we meet like the show

03:58ends and we go meet him for lunch one day and he looks like hey guys no listen his beard his beard

04:05does like the same kind of stuff that my beard does when it gets like long like it does the same things

04:12in the cheeks and uh someone said it would be more like chucky freak fast

04:18yeah ah damn it premature ejaculation joke yep anyways he is a

04:27thanks for explaining it yeah yeah yeah i don't know why i felt the need to he's a 54 year old guy

04:32who looks like he's at least oh man small town ohio did that to him that's what it did drugs

04:41that's why i'm i'm just i was lucky i was born in canada ah chuck because that could be me right

04:47there that could absolutely be you it still will be eventually it will be if you want to see what

04:52future chuck will look like go check him out at daveandchuckthefreak.com

04:55your hair looks great today chuck thanks i stopped taking care of it i just don't care anymore

05:07i'm worried like this is how different we are i'm worried about like as an old guy if i can't take

05:10care of my pubes any longer like how out of control that would well i so that's where those thoughts

05:17yeah like those thoughts that's how they begin for me like it it all began but then i realized there

05:23will be a point where i just don't care about like making sure my head is shaved and um you know

05:30beard is trimmed i just won't i just won't care and if you're alone just people will then show up and

05:36i'm gonna get out of here you know like it's uh that's old man slocum's house yeah exactly i'm chuck

05:45slocum change my name to try and disappear oh damn it all right well let's hope that's not in the

05:55future no it's like and now danger close to what uh what could happen

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