Peep Show: Chuck Delivers Jason's Baby

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to Jason about the new baby he and his wife are expecting in July and imagine if Chuck was there singing Journey to help escape reality.

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00:00I slept well last night for the first time in like a week and a half man really that make a

00:11difference yeah it does holy smokes I did not okay nor I yeah yeah yeah three o'clock bottle

00:19oh yeah the bottle times god I remember those it's like the dreaded nudge from my wife yeah

00:25growing boy needs milky

00:55just feed you and I'll sacrifice my sleep and speaking of that Jason are you ready for round

01:01two nope no my god no no no uh what what is your uh second little bundle expected on the scene

01:12uh sometime in July sometime in July yeah so your enjoy Scott is now two and a bit two and a bit

01:21yeah two and a bit I'm excitedly uh terrified I guess is the best way to describe it yeah it's

01:26easier the second time around didn't you find Chuck well you just don't care well as much yeah but the

01:31first time around worry as much you realize like they're gonna go to sleep that's it they're gonna

01:36wake up the next day there's not as much panic and nervousness involved right your biggest thing was

01:41you had a girl I don't know what to do it took me three weeks and then I and then I figured it out

01:48I just remember how freaked out you were about having a girl I didn't have any idea it was like

01:52what do you do and then I realized oh I know what to do anything she wants yeah spoil her

01:59yeah it might be we don't know what it's gonna be again it's gonna be a surprise so oh that's cool

02:04so you wanted to know did you yeah I mean I don't even like being surprised for what's like what I'm

02:10gonna eat for dinner you know so yes so this sucks huh I'm not a surprise guy but it means something

02:17to her so I'll wait so you literally won't know until that child pops out of her she's gonna catch

02:24it by herself so I'm not even involved in this one oh my god I'm sorry what well she's a midwife

02:30and she's gonna be a midwife soon she's just gonna catch it by herself that's her dream is to

02:34is to do it it's like you're playing a sport or something that is crazy it sure is this is her

02:42passion I know it is I think it's incredible I cannot imagine will you be in the room or you're

02:49what is I don't understand what that means yeah I'll I'll be in the room but she's gonna reach

02:55down right and like retrieve it retrieve the package the baby by herself are you just gonna

03:02be in the background with like sage and stuff like doing chants and rituals you know um he's

03:08gonna be the corner crying oh yeah I'll uh I don't know what I'll do yeah

03:14it'd be like uh like watching the tigers game yeah I think one of the courtney kardashian did this

03:23on tv she pulled it out yeah I'm glad I was doing something else that day Dave's gonna look it up

03:30oh my god don't worry I remember watching it oh my it comes right up oh I don't know you guys

03:37this is uh a glimpse of jason's fun summer here comes the head there she is they're all right

03:44they're all right up in her badge I don't need to be up in anyone

03:47oh yeah there can I tell you the size difference is incredible oh my god oh my god

03:55oh my god it's covered

03:59when the lights go down in the city are you what are you just going to a happy place in your head

04:06what are you doing what's up yeah that's just a disconnect okay from reality I went right to

04:13journey can you come with me I'm gonna need you to sing me that Chuck will be in the room singing

04:19I don't know how your wife will feel about that I brought Chuck

04:24I'll be there too I'll be rubbing your back to get you through the song yeah thank you

04:44it's okay Chuck yeah you better love mine too yeah come here jason I'll love yours too it's gonna

04:49be okay the baby Chuck would pass out are you kidding he would pass out if he saw a lady pull a baby

04:55out of her badge live in person I don't need it not for me I don't know if there's anything worse

05:01than the combination of birth and journey

05:03that is I my god I didn't think of that together it would be super super horrible

05:20yeah all right here we go everyone ready

05:23you can do this

05:29it's like the scariest thing

05:45here comes the head he's crowning

05:49look at all that druid using out

05:52we're gonna get a couple more big pushes

06:00time it according to contractions don't worry

06:07it's gonna be something else

06:09they're not even coaching jason's wife they're coaching Chuck

06:13yeah exactly like just try and get through

06:16try and get through this verse

06:18keep the tempo are you good

06:21oh no no no no no no

06:26oh it's okay Chuck man

06:27close your eyes I'll love your back

06:28it's gonna be alright

06:29look there's the head do you see the head

06:31come on

06:33it

06:33it's come to a beautiful room

06:36oh god wipe it

06:41why am I here

06:49and you have to dress like one of them too

06:55oh yeah I got a wig

06:57oh it's awful

06:58we have a sweet vest like steve perry

07:02oh I wish

07:03I'd pay money to see that

07:05white pants

07:06I have to grow those sweet mutton chops

07:10here it comes here

07:13oh

07:14lots of placenta

07:15lots of placenta

07:16oh that's not all

07:17oh

07:18oh I think the baby pooped

07:21oh no no no

07:21the baby pooped on the way out

07:22oh yeah

07:23oh no

07:24yeah

07:25and then a guy busts in the room and plays guitar like this

07:28it's Al

07:30it's Al

07:31come on Al

07:32yeah

07:32you gotta work on this solo Al

07:34I'm on it

07:36we're all gonna be there for you Jason

07:39oh man it sounds like a nightmare

07:40yeah

07:41I think it sounds like a beautiful baby moment

07:43oh my god incredible

07:44absolutely lovely

07:45even took the free baby

07:47bring a baby into the world

07:48I don't know about that

07:49yep

07:50that song's been on my head for like a whole day

07:52ooh

07:52well hopefully that gets it out

07:53now you're gonna think of

07:54placenta every time you hear it

07:57yep

07:57you'll think of me

07:58yeah

07:59yep

08:00okay well

08:02I'll work on my routine

08:03you know

08:04we're still months away

08:05but we'll have to

08:05let us know how the

08:07pulling the baby out stuff

08:08I can

08:09you can imagine

08:10well or I can just ask Chuck

08:11when he gets back from it

08:12yeah I'll let you guys know

08:13I'm not gonna look

08:14and the lights

08:14yeah

08:14Chuck's lights will go out that day for sure

08:19you're like what Chuck

08:19just stares off into the distance

08:21he's a different man now

08:23he's gone mute

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