Peep Show: Jason is an Effing Psycho

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a misunderstanding that happened yesterday when Dave called Jason an "effing psycho" because he thought he was asking for his leftover, half-eaten cereal but he wanted to have more from the box.

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00:00We had a weird moment here yesterday.

00:08We were filming a video for, you know, upcoming a little taste test of Rudolph cereal.

00:16Yeah.

00:16And when we were done, I only took like two spoonfuls, so I had, you know, a lot of it

00:27left in my bowl.

00:30And Jason said, oh, I'll take that.

00:35You're setting it up all wrong.

00:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38It is.

00:39This is another classic example of Dave seeing it Dave's way.

00:46It's not that way at all.

00:47Like they rang a bell for him and it meant he's a superstar.

00:51Captain Planet.

00:52Yeah, yeah.

00:54We all had a little bit of this cereal and it was fairly decent.

01:00And I know at the end of it all, we were like, well, everyone wanted to eat there.

01:04If you.

01:05Yeah.

01:06If you.

01:06And also we had said, hey, we're going to leave the cereal here.

01:09We're going to have the milk here.

01:11And Jason opened the door and was like, hey, I'll take that.

01:16And as I'm turning to throw my cereal in the garbage.

01:19Well, I said, what are you going to do with that?

01:21Oh, yeah.

01:21Right.

01:22And I said, throwing it out.

01:24And Jason said, no, no, I'll take that.

01:26I'm like my pre eaten cereal and cereal milk.

01:29You filthy pig.

01:30No, he called me an effing psycho.

01:33Yeah, well, maybe I did.

01:35I was trying to take that.

01:36Yeah, yeah.

01:37That's the direct quote.

01:38Yeah, that is a direct quote.

01:40Yeah.

01:40Jason brought it up later in the day, too.

01:42He's like, can't he call me an effing psycho?

01:44I thought he wanted to drink my cereal.

01:47He didn't want that though, right, Jason?

01:49No.

01:50Just the box.

01:51He wanted the box to continue eating cereal like a normal, well-adjusted human.

01:55Everybody knew it was the box of cereal except for Dave.

01:58I was turning with my cereal as he opened the door, and he said, I'll take that, and

02:03looked right at me.

02:04You effing psycho!

02:06He's like, I'm going to pour it in the, I'm going to pour it out.

02:09I'm like, why would you do that?

02:11I ate some of it.

02:12He's like, I'm going to pour it in the toilet.

02:13He says, why would you pour it in the toilet?

02:15I thought he was talking about.

02:16He was asking you because you bought it.

02:18Well, yeah, but I thought he was, I'm literally in front of him with my bowl, and he's looking

02:21at me.

02:22I just assumed that's what he was talking about.

02:24He was talking about the box of leftover cereal.

02:27Yes.

02:27That technically is Dave's.

02:29That's one of the most disgusting things I could ever imagine is eating somebody else's

02:33cereal.

02:33Oh, my God.

02:33That's why I called him an effing psycho.

02:35But that's also why no one would ever ask for that.

02:38The reaction should have been, what, you want my cereal?

02:42This cereal?

02:43Well, I said that first, but then I called him an effing psycho.

02:46I don't know about that.

02:47He didn't let him answer and say, no, no, no, I meant the box.

02:49Because it just got flooded into my head.

02:51You want my used milk, you effing psycho?

02:54Oh, God.

02:54Jason, is that an accurate order of events?

02:57You don't like the term used milk, Andy?

02:58No, that's so gross.

02:59You could get information out of me by trying to make me drink some of the other.

03:03I'm like, no, I'll tell you anything you want to know.

03:05Anything, whatever.

03:06I've slurped on it a couple times here.

03:08Oh, God, no.

03:09Yeah.

03:10I'm going to feed you a little bit.

03:12I can't even talk about it.

03:13You know, sometimes it dribbles out into the bowl.

03:17It's a bad scene, Chuck.

03:18Right back into the bowl.

03:19You're right about the dribbles.

03:20There's lots of dribbles.

03:21Because nobody would ever do that.

03:23For some reason, Dave thought, you know, this guy over here.

03:25Oh, this is something Jason would do.

03:28This guy would do that.

03:29There was an effing psycho in that story, and it wasn't Jason.

03:32Oh, wow, Al.

03:34Thank you, Al.

03:36Wow.

03:37Wow.

03:38Oh, wow.

03:39Where were you yesterday?

03:41Shots fired.

03:41Where were you yesterday?

03:43I needed you.

03:43Al's new shift will be from midnight to 3 a.m.

03:46It'll be doing Ben there.

03:48Ben's done it.

03:49Ben's done it.

03:51Yeah, it's weird.

03:55The whole situation was weird.

03:57Again, I just, I don't know.

03:58You're right.

03:59I get caught in these situations.

04:00But he was looking at me as I was ready to throw out my bowl.

04:03And he said, no, wait.

04:04I'll take that.

04:06And I was like, what?

04:08I know.

04:09How much am I going to use cereal?

04:10It's just unfortunate timing for Jason's request of taking the cereal.

04:13It was.

04:13You've got to admit, the timing was, I was set up.

04:16It was close.

04:17Dave's mind is, what am I going to do with this cereal that's in this bowl that I need

04:19to get rid of?

04:20And Jason comes in, what are you going to do with that cereal?

04:22I'll take that.

04:23So is that another example of how, like, just the show has screwed us up?

04:32Because I think he's some sort of man milk pervert, Dave.

04:35No, he was like a man milk pervert.

04:38I would never assume Jason would be in my cereal.

04:40He goes from effing psycho to now, he's a man milk pervert.

04:42Yeah.

04:43I am an effing psycho man milk pervert.

04:46Yeah, you're lucky you didn't get a new nickname.

04:48Give me your leftovers.

04:49Give me that man milk.

04:53Well, he's done.

04:54Okay.

04:54Just to clarify, too.

04:56Can I drink your man milk?

04:57Yes, Jason.

04:58Jason.

04:58Yeah.

04:59You've done this before, though.

05:00Like, I've taken, like, a piece off a donut and didn't finish it, and you've said, I'll

05:04take that.

05:04Well, what I've said is, instead of taking the bite and throwing it in the trash, why

05:10don't you just cut a piece with a knife?

05:12Right.

05:12So you've taken my leftovers before, is what I'm saying.

05:16Well, you guys do have, like, a father-son.

05:19That kind of relationship, it seems.

05:21It is very fatherly.

05:23Someone said, dog boy wanted leftovers.

05:27Oh, no.

05:28No.

05:28He's laughing it out of the milk.

05:30Oh, God.

05:30Oh, God, no.

05:31Yep.

05:32You put it down.

05:33Put it down for him.

05:34Yeah, but I do think.

05:35Sure.

05:36Got him.

05:36I'm very suspicious of people after this show.

05:38Like, I'm suspicious of their perversions.

05:42Yeah.

05:43I mean, yeah.

05:43I can understand that.

05:44I mean, you know.

05:46Suspicious of their perversions.

05:47Yeah, well, he assumed that Jason was a per.

05:57Yeah, I mean, that's what we're.

05:59He wanted another man's milk.

06:00I think I'm part of it, right?

06:02I'm in it.

06:03I'm not a listener coming in.

06:05Hey, Dave, give me your milk.

06:07Oh, God, you're one of them.

06:09Oh, no, that man milk pervers didn't again today.

06:12Oh, goodness.

06:13I'm glad we could clarify.

06:14Yeah, no, it is.

06:15He's not.

06:16He's not.

06:16He doesn't want another man's milk, and he's not.

06:19Well.

06:20Oh, God.

06:21Yeah, Big AJ.

06:23Whatever he's into.

06:24That's him.

06:24I mean, that's whatever.

06:25That's a terrible name for some kind of supplement or something like a muscle milk.

06:29Oh, yeah.

06:30Another man's milk.

06:32Another man's milk.

06:33That's terrible.

06:33When I'm really trying to pack on the pounds, I go to man's milk.

06:38Another man's milk.

06:39Well, anyways, it was a misunderstanding.

06:43Thankfully, we set it straight.

06:45Let me feel uncomfortable all day.

06:47Yeah, I mean, he had to talk about it much later in the day, so he was dealing with the

06:53gruff of it all.

06:54I just kept hearing effing psycho.

06:56Yeah.

06:57Yeah.

06:58I'm sorry, Jason.

06:59That's okay.

07:00I can't believe you call me effing psycho.

07:02Well, I'm just, I'm more freaked out that you thought I would ever do something.

07:05Yeah.

07:06I know.

07:06But you throw curveballs at us sometimes.

07:08I don't know about that curveball.

07:09I don't even know what that is.

07:12Like a curveball is one thing.

07:14That's like.

07:16I don't know what that is.

07:17I was bold in front of everyone to ask for my milk.

07:19It would have been.

07:19That's because I didn't ask.

07:21It would have been.

07:22It would have been.

07:23You keep phrasing it that way.

07:24Yeah.

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