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Peep Show: Jason is an Effing Psycho
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a misunderstanding that happened yesterday when Dave called Jason an "effing psycho" because he thought he was asking for his leftover, half-eaten cereal but he wanted to have more from the box.
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00:00
We had a weird moment here yesterday.
00:08
We were filming a video for, you know, upcoming a little taste test of Rudolph cereal.
00:16
Yeah.
00:16
And when we were done, I only took like two spoonfuls, so I had, you know, a lot of it
00:27
left in my bowl.
00:30
And Jason said, oh, I'll take that.
00:35
You're setting it up all wrong.
00:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38
It is.
00:39
This is another classic example of Dave seeing it Dave's way.
00:46
It's not that way at all.
00:47
Like they rang a bell for him and it meant he's a superstar.
00:51
Captain Planet.
00:52
Yeah, yeah.
00:54
We all had a little bit of this cereal and it was fairly decent.
01:00
And I know at the end of it all, we were like, well, everyone wanted to eat there.
01:04
If you.
01:05
Yeah.
01:06
If you.
01:06
And also we had said, hey, we're going to leave the cereal here.
01:09
We're going to have the milk here.
01:11
And Jason opened the door and was like, hey, I'll take that.
01:16
And as I'm turning to throw my cereal in the garbage.
01:19
Well, I said, what are you going to do with that?
01:21
Oh, yeah.
01:21
Right.
01:22
And I said, throwing it out.
01:24
And Jason said, no, no, I'll take that.
01:26
I'm like my pre eaten cereal and cereal milk.
01:29
You filthy pig.
01:30
No, he called me an effing psycho.
01:33
Yeah, well, maybe I did.
01:35
I was trying to take that.
01:36
Yeah, yeah.
01:37
That's the direct quote.
01:38
Yeah, that is a direct quote.
01:40
Yeah.
01:40
Jason brought it up later in the day, too.
01:42
He's like, can't he call me an effing psycho?
01:44
I thought he wanted to drink my cereal.
01:47
He didn't want that though, right, Jason?
01:49
No.
01:50
Just the box.
01:51
He wanted the box to continue eating cereal like a normal, well-adjusted human.
01:55
Everybody knew it was the box of cereal except for Dave.
01:58
I was turning with my cereal as he opened the door, and he said, I'll take that, and
02:03
looked right at me.
02:04
You effing psycho!
02:06
He's like, I'm going to pour it in the, I'm going to pour it out.
02:09
I'm like, why would you do that?
02:11
I ate some of it.
02:12
He's like, I'm going to pour it in the toilet.
02:13
He says, why would you pour it in the toilet?
02:15
I thought he was talking about.
02:16
He was asking you because you bought it.
02:18
Well, yeah, but I thought he was, I'm literally in front of him with my bowl, and he's looking
02:21
at me.
02:22
I just assumed that's what he was talking about.
02:24
He was talking about the box of leftover cereal.
02:27
Yes.
02:27
That technically is Dave's.
02:29
That's one of the most disgusting things I could ever imagine is eating somebody else's
02:33
cereal.
02:33
Oh, my God.
02:33
That's why I called him an effing psycho.
02:35
But that's also why no one would ever ask for that.
02:38
The reaction should have been, what, you want my cereal?
02:42
This cereal?
02:43
Well, I said that first, but then I called him an effing psycho.
02:46
I don't know about that.
02:47
He didn't let him answer and say, no, no, no, I meant the box.
02:49
Because it just got flooded into my head.
02:51
You want my used milk, you effing psycho?
02:54
Oh, God.
02:54
Jason, is that an accurate order of events?
02:57
You don't like the term used milk, Andy?
02:58
No, that's so gross.
02:59
You could get information out of me by trying to make me drink some of the other.
03:03
I'm like, no, I'll tell you anything you want to know.
03:05
Anything, whatever.
03:06
I've slurped on it a couple times here.
03:08
Oh, God, no.
03:09
Yeah.
03:10
I'm going to feed you a little bit.
03:12
I can't even talk about it.
03:13
You know, sometimes it dribbles out into the bowl.
03:17
It's a bad scene, Chuck.
03:18
Right back into the bowl.
03:19
You're right about the dribbles.
03:20
There's lots of dribbles.
03:21
Because nobody would ever do that.
03:23
For some reason, Dave thought, you know, this guy over here.
03:25
Oh, this is something Jason would do.
03:28
This guy would do that.
03:29
There was an effing psycho in that story, and it wasn't Jason.
03:32
Oh, wow, Al.
03:34
Thank you, Al.
03:36
Wow.
03:37
Wow.
03:38
Oh, wow.
03:39
Where were you yesterday?
03:41
Shots fired.
03:41
Where were you yesterday?
03:43
I needed you.
03:43
Al's new shift will be from midnight to 3 a.m.
03:46
It'll be doing Ben there.
03:48
Ben's done it.
03:49
Ben's done it.
03:51
Yeah, it's weird.
03:55
The whole situation was weird.
03:57
Again, I just, I don't know.
03:58
You're right.
03:59
I get caught in these situations.
04:00
But he was looking at me as I was ready to throw out my bowl.
04:03
And he said, no, wait.
04:04
I'll take that.
04:06
And I was like, what?
04:08
I know.
04:09
How much am I going to use cereal?
04:10
It's just unfortunate timing for Jason's request of taking the cereal.
04:13
It was.
04:13
You've got to admit, the timing was, I was set up.
04:16
It was close.
04:17
Dave's mind is, what am I going to do with this cereal that's in this bowl that I need
04:19
to get rid of?
04:20
And Jason comes in, what are you going to do with that cereal?
04:22
I'll take that.
04:23
So is that another example of how, like, just the show has screwed us up?
04:32
Because I think he's some sort of man milk pervert, Dave.
04:35
No, he was like a man milk pervert.
04:38
I would never assume Jason would be in my cereal.
04:40
He goes from effing psycho to now, he's a man milk pervert.
04:42
Yeah.
04:43
I am an effing psycho man milk pervert.
04:46
Yeah, you're lucky you didn't get a new nickname.
04:48
Give me your leftovers.
04:49
Give me that man milk.
04:53
Well, he's done.
04:54
Okay.
04:54
Just to clarify, too.
04:56
Can I drink your man milk?
04:57
Yes, Jason.
04:58
Jason.
04:58
Yeah.
04:59
You've done this before, though.
05:00
Like, I've taken, like, a piece off a donut and didn't finish it, and you've said, I'll
05:04
take that.
05:04
Well, what I've said is, instead of taking the bite and throwing it in the trash, why
05:10
don't you just cut a piece with a knife?
05:12
Right.
05:12
So you've taken my leftovers before, is what I'm saying.
05:16
Well, you guys do have, like, a father-son.
05:19
That kind of relationship, it seems.
05:21
It is very fatherly.
05:23
Someone said, dog boy wanted leftovers.
05:27
Oh, no.
05:28
No.
05:28
He's laughing it out of the milk.
05:30
Oh, God.
05:30
Oh, God, no.
05:31
Yep.
05:32
You put it down.
05:33
Put it down for him.
05:34
Yeah, but I do think.
05:35
Sure.
05:36
Got him.
05:36
I'm very suspicious of people after this show.
05:38
Like, I'm suspicious of their perversions.
05:42
Yeah.
05:43
I mean, yeah.
05:43
I can understand that.
05:44
I mean, you know.
05:46
Suspicious of their perversions.
05:47
Yeah, well, he assumed that Jason was a per.
05:57
Yeah, I mean, that's what we're.
05:59
He wanted another man's milk.
06:00
I think I'm part of it, right?
06:02
I'm in it.
06:03
I'm not a listener coming in.
06:05
Hey, Dave, give me your milk.
06:07
Oh, God, you're one of them.
06:09
Oh, no, that man milk pervers didn't again today.
06:12
Oh, goodness.
06:13
I'm glad we could clarify.
06:14
Yeah, no, it is.
06:15
He's not.
06:16
He's not.
06:16
He doesn't want another man's milk, and he's not.
06:19
Well.
06:20
Oh, God.
06:21
Yeah, Big AJ.
06:23
Whatever he's into.
06:24
That's him.
06:24
I mean, that's whatever.
06:25
That's a terrible name for some kind of supplement or something like a muscle milk.
06:29
Oh, yeah.
06:30
Another man's milk.
06:32
Another man's milk.
06:33
That's terrible.
06:33
When I'm really trying to pack on the pounds, I go to man's milk.
06:38
Another man's milk.
06:39
Well, anyways, it was a misunderstanding.
06:43
Thankfully, we set it straight.
06:45
Let me feel uncomfortable all day.
06:47
Yeah, I mean, he had to talk about it much later in the day, so he was dealing with the
06:53
gruff of it all.
06:54
I just kept hearing effing psycho.
06:56
Yeah.
06:57
Yeah.
06:58
I'm sorry, Jason.
06:59
That's okay.
07:00
I can't believe you call me effing psycho.
07:02
Well, I'm just, I'm more freaked out that you thought I would ever do something.
07:05
Yeah.
07:06
I know.
07:06
But you throw curveballs at us sometimes.
07:08
I don't know about that curveball.
07:09
I don't even know what that is.
07:12
Like a curveball is one thing.
07:14
That's like.
07:16
I don't know what that is.
07:17
I was bold in front of everyone to ask for my milk.
07:19
It would have been.
07:19
That's because I didn't ask.
07:21
It would have been.
07:22
It would have been.
07:23
You keep phrasing it that way.
07:24
Yeah.
07:24
Yeah.
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