Peep Show: Jason Is A Big Boy

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an awkward interaction Dave and Jason had this morning. Jason killed a spider during the show and while on break, Dave called him a "Big Boy" for handling it by himself this time around.

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00:00To be continued...

00:30So I just took my shoe off and killed it.

00:33Nothing, you know?

00:34You couldn't use, like, a tissue?

00:35Nah, you gotta get it with the shoe.

00:37Yeah, he doesn't.

00:38He goes high-powered.

00:40Yeah, he goes high-powered.

00:41He can't feel it.

00:42Nope, he can't.

00:43Yeah, he had to take his shoe off.

00:45Squish and then clean.

00:46And squish it.

00:46So I killed it.

00:47Oh, my gosh.

00:47But that's not the weirdest part.

00:49Why does it?

00:50I feel most uncomfortable because I told Dave, like, sorry to...

00:52Whatever was happening.

00:54And he said...

00:57What did he say?

00:57He said, oh, my God, look at you, big boy.

01:01Way to go.

01:02Like, I'm his actual son.

01:05You better be careful, Dave.

01:07Words of encouragement.

01:08Yeah.

01:08A lawsuit is a bro.

01:10HR.

01:11HR.

01:11I don't know.

01:12The lab's over there.

01:13Way to go, big boy.

01:15Yeah.

01:15I'm so proud of you.

01:16I mean, man.

01:17I don't know if we have HR anymore.

01:19I don't know.

01:20They were all let go.

01:21They were all let go.

01:21No, I reached out.

01:22Nobody responded.

01:23Yeah, I didn't think so.

01:24It no longer exists in the company.

01:25It'll be another thing one of us has to do.

01:27That's kind of weird, right?

01:28I'm in charge of HR.

01:29Oh, wow.

01:30It's not a shock.

01:31It's not a shock.

01:32That's scary.

01:33I'd like to file a complaint.

01:34It's called Hunter Resources.

01:36HR.

01:36Yeah, yeah.

01:37Well, the man Hunter called me big boy.

01:39Huh.

01:40Well, before you called me in and I had to kill it for you, and now you killed it yourself.

01:44I'm like, well, look at you.

01:46Different spider.

01:46Yeah, it was different.

01:47That was a big spider in there.

01:49Yeah, this one was manageable.

01:51Yeah.

01:51You still need to do a shoe.

01:54Well, yeah.

01:54I'm not going to use a Kleenex or something.

01:56Would you squash it to death?

01:57No, I'll squash it.

01:59You ever seen the people that just grab them?

02:01No, I can't.

02:01Just grab them right by the legs.

02:02I just did that the other day.

02:03I grabbed one, and I just threw it outside.

02:04I don't like doing that.

02:05No, I wouldn't do that.

02:06I'll do a Kleenex.

02:07The shoe does a great job.

02:09The shoe does a great job.

02:10There's no getting back from the shoe.

02:12It always shocks me if you hit them with the shoe, and then they're still, like, it's almost

02:16like they took no damage.

02:17And sometimes you break stuff when you use a shoe, you know?

02:20Oh, yeah.

02:20Did you break something?

02:21No, I didn't.

02:22I've learned to temper how hard I hit with the shoe.

02:25Imagine if you broke the board with your shoe.

02:28Well, Hunter Resources wouldn't have liked it.

02:31With coffee the other day.

02:33It would have never been fixed.

02:34You don't have to talk about that one.

02:35You would have had to deal with that for the rest of time.

02:37I mean, good for you.

02:39Nice.

02:39Thanks.

02:39Good job, buddy.

02:40That's how you reacted.

02:41Big boy, I'm so proud of you.

02:43I didn't quite go that far.

02:45Let's go crazy.

02:46Huh.

02:46Wow.

02:47He's a big boy now.

02:48Oh, wow.

02:49Wish I had that recorded.

02:50I should stop saying that.

02:52What do you just do now?

02:52It is recorded.

02:53It's all over.

02:54No, the actual moment.

02:55Oh, the moment.

02:56Yeah.

02:56That was awkward.

02:58Yeah, it sounds awkward.

02:59Yeah.

03:00It was.

03:00That's what I do.

03:01Just wanted to do while my shoe was off, you know?

03:03Well, that's it.

03:04I'm like, what were you doing?

03:04What's going on in here?

03:06I knew something was up.

03:08I thought you two knew.

03:09I was like, well, those two.

03:11He eventually said to me, I looked over and he gave me the creepy crawly.

03:15Oh, you got some.

03:16And I got some intel.

03:18And I was like, ah.

03:19I didn't see any of it.

03:19And I was like, spider?

03:20I can't see Jason at all because there's 500 computer screens in front of his.

03:23He's over there.

03:24Not much to see.

03:25Just a perv with his eyes too close together and killing spiders, you know?

03:29So true.

03:30Nothing more than that.

03:31Yeah.

03:32Why should you need to see your co-host?

03:33Right.

03:34No.

03:35Relax.

03:35You all can see him.

03:36I can't see him.

03:37Yeah.

03:38It's a wonderful time.

03:39Radio.

03:39Coming up.

03:40What do we got, big boy?

03:44How's it feel?

03:45There you go.

03:46It's kind of weird, huh?

03:47Big boy.

03:48Got him.

03:49Yeah.

03:51You're my big boy.

03:52Okay.

03:53That's enough.

03:53You're my little dirty big boy.

03:54That's enough.

03:55No, that's too far.

03:56You're my dirty, dirty big boy.

03:57Hunter Resources has a problem with this.

03:59What?

04:01Jesus.

04:02Why do you get your pants off here, dirty, dirty big boy?

04:05Look what you've done.

04:06You're a filthy little big boy, aren't you?

04:08Okay, that's enough.

04:08Shows awkward sometimes, huh?

04:10Yeah.

04:10All the time, really.

04:12All the time.

04:13I'm laughing too hard to say anything back then.

04:16All right.

04:17Take your shoes off for me.

04:18Okay.

04:20Do you need help?

04:21Okay.

04:21You guys are making it super weird.

04:24Yeah?

04:24It was just a nice little comment.

04:25I was proud of it.

04:26Yeah, I bet.

04:27I mean, a poopy if you could help me out.

04:28Okay.

04:29Oh, my God.

04:30What happened?

04:31He made a poopy, he said, if you could help me.

04:35Well, Dave, you started it, Michael, by treating him like a child.

04:39Yeah.

04:39You treat him like a child every day, so this is what you get.

04:42Come here.

04:43Put your foot up in my crotch so I can tie your shoes.

04:45Oh, my God almighty.

04:47Come on.

04:50Come on.

04:52Yeah.

04:54Not weird at all.

04:56It's not weird at all.

04:56You made a weird day.

04:57Yeah, you did.

04:58I'm not saving you.

05:01Like you ever do.

05:03I do.

05:04Sometimes I do.

05:05Sometimes.

05:05Sometimes I do.

05:06I just told them I'm a big boy because I was a little boy before.

05:13Both awkward.

05:14You're not making it any better.

05:15Both awkward.

05:16You're not making it any better.

05:18Yeah.

05:18Oh, you're my little boy.

05:19Okay.

05:20Don't be a little boy.

05:21That is so weird.

05:22We have to stop.

05:23That's what he said.

05:23We have to go.

05:24I said you were a little boy before.

05:27Yeah.

05:27Now you're a big boy.

05:28Oh, my God.

05:29Ever since I've started here, I've always been a grown man.

05:32Yes, he's a grown man.

05:33Right, yeah.

05:34At one point in your life, you were a little boy.

05:35Just a grown, dainty little man.

05:37Yeah.

05:37Wife, kids, all that stuff.

05:40Oh, yeah.

05:42Oh, dang.

05:43I'm glad you're proud of me.

05:44I am proud of you.

05:45I know I'm glad.

05:46Proud of you.

05:47Oh, man.

05:48It feels good.

05:50It is nice.

05:51Just call me Big Poppy from now on.

05:52Oh, don't do that.

05:54No, my God, no.

05:55No, you don't have to call him that.

05:56Hey, Poppy, what's up in the news?

05:58Yeah, that's different.

05:59He wants a little Latino now, right?

06:00Yeah, he does.

06:01He likes his men to treat him Latin.

06:05Okay, we're off the rails.

06:08I don't know what's happening.

06:09I don't know.

06:11What are we doing?

06:13I don't know.

06:14Celebrities.

06:15Oh, no, sports or something.

06:16Sports.

06:17Sports and celebrity dirt.

06:18Sports and celebrity stuff.

06:19Yeah, that's normally what we do.

06:21Coming up.

06:22Good job, big boy.

06:25You figured it all out.

06:30What have you done?

06:31Poppy.

06:34Oh, my God.

06:35What are you doing?

06:37Oh, my God.

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