Peep Show: Dad Stands Up To Bear

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a bad ass dad who yelled at a bear that was chasing his family and wonder if they would react in the same way, James especially.

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00:00how did a dad step in to scare off a bear well uh this dad is pretty badass and this explains how

00:14he did it take a listen here what's got mom so terrified a huge bear and it's chasing the

00:22family's golden doodle but don't worry dad appears and he knows exactly how to handle this crisis

00:28he makes himself big and roars looks like it works no bear turns out the dad is with the u.s army

00:37special forces okay don't mess it's a different dad that's a different kind of dad that dad is getting

00:48laid so hard oh my god he already was he probably came in from getting laid oh my gosh i want to

00:54sleep with the man after watching that performance yeah james is also so hard yeah

01:03roaring for me daddy yeah there's a wait there's a pick me up in the morning that's a sex move yeah

01:10probably works probably works every time who's that ferocious bear in the bedroom it's army

01:17special forces dad come on could you be any more badass no what's got mom so terrified a huge bear

01:28and it's chasing the family's golden doodle but don't worry dad appears and he knows exactly how

01:34to handle this crisis he makes himself big and roars looks like it works no bear turns out the dad is with

01:43the u.s army special forces don't mess with this that he walked out on there who is this man we need

01:55to know i know right there was like uh there's probably very few other things that happened that

02:02tested dad's fortitude more than what we've just witnessed there where a dad engaged in hand-to-hand

02:10combat with a bear and and easily scared it off just him trying to figure out what's going on is

02:18the funniest he's like what is it yes he's over there okay he sees his wife running around the

02:24corner and a giant bear right behind her and he just scares it off that uh the dog was no idiot that

02:32that dog took off right inside as soon as he could like hell no save me dad yeah dad help special forces

02:40dad quick use your army dad stuff yeah i just did it's one of those things because it was like a

02:46golden doodle and i just pictured dave's dog yeah me too acting super tough and then realizing jesus that

02:52is a big jameson jameson jameson wouldn't run inside though that he's an idiot right he'd be like let's go

02:58bear yeah i'm special forces jameson yeah dave's trying to hold jameson back no jameson hold it

03:05yeah exactly okay would you have the balls to do that i don't know i don't i don't know bears chasing

03:13uh your dog or your family member or something like i think would you have the balls to roar in the

03:19bear's face and get big like that i'm not in the special forces but if you but if it was like chasing

03:25like one of my kids i mean i think i'll i just know i'd rather trade my own i'd give the bear

03:31myself rather than one of my kids would definitely try to throw some of those chairs on the patio at

03:37it or something oh yeah something probably yell very loudly but i don't know that i would

03:42yeah i feel like james yours would be a little more like

03:44what the hell is a bear doing in my backyard i i think james would scare him off james could scream

03:54and scare him off yeah if you get your rage going oh yeah you could definitely i i'd have to find my

04:00rage after i destroy my underwear yeah i do i do think james would scare the bear off and then james

04:08would just cry like a bitch cry oh yeah thanks to the universe right i survived this the dog's okay

04:22it would be a hell of a thing you gotta call somebody about putting up some sort of bear

04:24prevention system oh my god yeah i don't feel like special forces dad would cry after he's

04:32probably just went in where's my beer yep he just went back in uh but you can check this guy out if you

04:38want to see what a badass he is twitter.com slash dave and chuck i just posted it there twitter.com

04:43i'm gonna say this even the mom was pretty tough yeah yeah you're right she was she didn't run inside

04:49didn't run inside she chased the bear into that dark area and then realized oh man it's dark it's

04:56time to get out of here because i think the dog turned around and then she realized oh great now it's

05:00running at me like for me like literally like two nights ago i ran full speed from a skunk

05:06yeah for whatever reason there's a skunk like it was in my neighbor's yard

05:12it was in the neighbor's yard and i'm like oh my god it's a skunk and for whatever reason my mind

05:17is like he wants to see me it's gonna see me it's gonna come and spray me even though it

05:21wanted nothing to do with me but i ran like the biggest bitch fumbling with my keys

05:26trying to get in the door so i wouldn't get sprayed by a skunk so i don't know how this family

05:30survived this bear situation yeah i don't know you have to take care of your family though

05:34and this guy yeah i mean you just hope you do you know you hope you do it the right way

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