Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about man in Wisconsin who is trying to get a date with a giant billboard of himself. The show calls him and Chuck leaves a message. Meanwhile, James sends the guy a picture of himself flexing in the pool.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak salute, the douche bag of the day.
00:10A 43-year-old guy in Wisconsin rented a billboard.
00:15He's one of these douches to find himself a wife.
00:17Oh, yeah.
00:18Right?
00:18Yeah.
00:19We've seen a few of these through the years.
00:21So a local news station did what they thought would be like a little fun interview with him.
00:26But then he hit on the reporter.
00:28And then they found out some other details about him and kind of didn't work out the way they had hoped.
00:38Oh, no.
00:39Yeah.
00:39So here's the story.
00:41Take a listen from this TV station.
00:45I think it's called Channel 3000.
00:47I don't know.
00:48Both literally and figuratively, Robert says this billboard is his way of putting himself out there.
00:54He hopes that people who drive by here take his message as a sign.
00:58I'm just looking for that special someone.
01:00Meet Robert.
01:01I get lonely.
01:02Everybody does.
01:03I'd like to walk down the sidewalk on a nice summer day and just hold someone's hand.
01:07He's calling himself Wisconsin's number one eligible bachelor.
01:11Well, who says I'm not?
01:13His dating life has taken a different turn after many failed attempts.
01:17Dating states just weren't working for me.
01:18He's turned to this electronic billboard to find the love of his life.
01:28By calling this number, he tells local honest women to leave him a message.
01:32I love to laugh.
01:33I love country music.
01:35And I love movies.
01:36I love to find that special someone out there.
01:38Are you here?
01:40This new method hasn't had the best results so far.
01:43You'd be surprised on how many pictures I'm getting.
01:46It's crazy.
01:47It's just like, oh, man, next, next, next, next, next, next, next.
01:50The approach is there.
01:51It's very good.
01:52Those who've seen the billboard on Milton Avenue say this way of trying something new might just work.
01:58Unless you want to go on a date, you can be my first date.
02:00What do you think?
02:01Huh?
02:02I don't know about that.
02:03While this might be one of the more unique ways to find somebody special.
02:07Oh, wow, we have those jeans.
02:09I mean, you don't get any bigger than this.
02:11This number one bachelor hopes this sign brings him closer to the one.
02:16Well, I hope people take us serious.
02:18I want someone to take us serious.
02:20Don't be shy.
02:21Call me.
02:21Reporting in Janesville, I'm Catherine Merck with News 3 Now.
02:25Wow, they edited out the detail that they shared.
02:28Someone did file a restraining order against that guy last year.
02:32And they included it in the other report, but it's not there now.
02:36A man with a restraining order that dresses like a bounty hunter that'll sell you a used car and can't find love?
02:43I don't know.
02:46He has what looks like male Jordache jeans on with the bedazzled pockets.
02:53Oh, yeah, look. Did you see them, Lisa?
02:54Yeah, what kind of jeans are those?
02:57What is that?
02:58I don't know.
02:59You can't.
03:00So much bedazzling on the pockets.
03:02Yeah, they're like country jeans, I think.
03:04Cowboy hat, baseball glasses.
03:04It's like a Wisconsin biker, cowboy.
03:07Weather jacket.
03:08So I think I remember getting pants, not with the bedazzled, but that look in the front that was kind of like a crinkly pattern.
03:17I believe it was probably from eight to nine years ago.
03:21He's like, make me look like a rodeo lawyer.
03:24It's bad.
03:26It's bad.
03:27He's got the motorcycle jacket on.
03:29Should we try him?
03:30No, no.
03:31I don't even want to talk to him.
03:33He probably won't even answer.
03:33I just sent him a text and he sure was in the pool.
03:36Yeah, yeah.
03:37Hi.
03:38Okay, I'll date him.
03:40Okay, so.
03:40Okay, you want to date him.
03:41You want to date him.
03:42All right, Chuck, it's on you.
03:43Robert, hi.
03:44Okay, Robert, you want to be his gay lover.
03:49Go.
03:54I like how Dave set the scene.
03:55Yeah.
03:56He's giving me an order.
03:58Like an improv showcase.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Okay.
04:01He's not going to answer.
04:03Hi, this is Robert.
04:05I appreciate all the love that everybody is sending me.
04:09I'm just getting a lot of phone calls and I'm overwhelmed with everything.
04:12So, if you can send me a text with a picture of you and a little bit about you and where
04:18you are from, I would really, greatly appreciate it.
04:20If it's something important, please just text that to you and I promise you I'll get back
04:24to you.
04:25Send him a picture, James.
04:26After you have finished your message, just hang up.
04:28Once you see your name, are you leaving a message?
04:30Yes or no?
04:30Please press one.
04:33Hi, listen.
04:35Robert, I just sent you a photo of myself.
04:39I'm just in Wisconsin for just a little bit, a couple days, and I sent you a really quick
04:45picture.
04:45You'll notice me.
04:46I'm sort of flexing.
04:47I'm giving a little bit of a show for you.
04:49I don't have a shirt on.
04:50So, when you see that, just go ahead and text me back and we can set something up, okay?
04:55I just really love cowboys and I love your glasses and your jeans.
04:59It just all comes together.
05:01All right.
05:01See you later.
05:01Bye.
05:03Bye.
05:04Bye.
05:04I don't think he's going to text me back.
05:12No, I don't think so now.
05:14I just sent him a shirtless pic of me in the pool flexing, and I'm in a man tongue, and
05:19I says, I'll date you.
05:20Hit me back.
05:22You really did send it on.
05:25Yeah, oh no.
05:25He really did.
05:27I saw it.
05:28If you get a response, we will break the programming and update.
05:32Oh, yes.
05:33That's a good shot, James.
05:34Let me see which one.
05:35Beautiful.
05:36Isn't that too perfect?
05:37No.
05:38No, it's perfect.
05:40Just enough to give him a taste.
05:41Yeah.
05:43Oh, God.
05:45But doesn't he look like a total douchebag?
05:47Yeah.
05:47Yeah, he sure does.
05:48And that reporter, I guess, he's 43.
05:50She is 20 years younger than that.
05:52Well, sure.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:53I mean, he looks like a cattle ranching detective from TV.
05:57A bad one.
05:59But it is how he looks.
06:01It's just, I don't know.
06:02Biker jacket, Jordache jeans, cowboy hat, Oakley sunglasses.
06:07The other dead giveaway, he's in all the same things that he is in in the billboard.
06:11Right.
06:12That's his look, right?
06:13Like, that's all he has.
06:13Just no tie.
06:15Farmer from the future of the club.
06:17Yeah.
06:19Not a look most women are into.
06:21No.
06:21But he says he's been inundated with messages.
06:23Well, it's Wisconsin, so anything's possible.
06:27Hi.
06:28How are you?
06:29Here's my photo.
06:32I'm sure he'll be excited to get that message.
06:34There's lonely ladies out there.
06:36There are definitely lonely ladies.
06:37There is.
06:38You never know.
06:38Even with all that stuff about them, they may still find love.
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