Peep Show: James and Chuck Pick Up a Cowboy

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about man in Wisconsin who is trying to get a date with a giant billboard of himself. The show calls him and Chuck leaves a message. Meanwhile, James sends the guy a picture of himself flexing in the pool.

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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak salute, the douche bag of the day.

00:10A 43-year-old guy in Wisconsin rented a billboard.

00:15He's one of these douches to find himself a wife.

00:17Oh, yeah.

00:18Right?

00:18Yeah.

00:19We've seen a few of these through the years.

00:21So a local news station did what they thought would be like a little fun interview with him.

00:26But then he hit on the reporter.

00:28And then they found out some other details about him and kind of didn't work out the way they had hoped.

00:38Oh, no.

00:39Yeah.

00:39So here's the story.

00:41Take a listen from this TV station.

00:45I think it's called Channel 3000.

00:47I don't know.

00:48Both literally and figuratively, Robert says this billboard is his way of putting himself out there.

00:54He hopes that people who drive by here take his message as a sign.

00:58I'm just looking for that special someone.

01:00Meet Robert.

01:01I get lonely.

01:02Everybody does.

01:03I'd like to walk down the sidewalk on a nice summer day and just hold someone's hand.

01:07He's calling himself Wisconsin's number one eligible bachelor.

01:11Well, who says I'm not?

01:13His dating life has taken a different turn after many failed attempts.

01:17Dating states just weren't working for me.

01:18He's turned to this electronic billboard to find the love of his life.

01:28By calling this number, he tells local honest women to leave him a message.

01:32I love to laugh.

01:33I love country music.

01:35And I love movies.

01:36I love to find that special someone out there.

01:38Are you here?

01:40This new method hasn't had the best results so far.

01:43You'd be surprised on how many pictures I'm getting.

01:46It's crazy.

01:47It's just like, oh, man, next, next, next, next, next, next, next.

01:50The approach is there.

01:51It's very good.

01:52Those who've seen the billboard on Milton Avenue say this way of trying something new might just work.

01:58Unless you want to go on a date, you can be my first date.

02:00What do you think?

02:01Huh?

02:02I don't know about that.

02:03While this might be one of the more unique ways to find somebody special.

02:07Oh, wow, we have those jeans.

02:09I mean, you don't get any bigger than this.

02:11This number one bachelor hopes this sign brings him closer to the one.

02:16Well, I hope people take us serious.

02:18I want someone to take us serious.

02:20Don't be shy.

02:21Call me.

02:21Reporting in Janesville, I'm Catherine Merck with News 3 Now.

02:25Wow, they edited out the detail that they shared.

02:28Someone did file a restraining order against that guy last year.

02:32And they included it in the other report, but it's not there now.

02:36A man with a restraining order that dresses like a bounty hunter that'll sell you a used car and can't find love?

02:43I don't know.

02:46He has what looks like male Jordache jeans on with the bedazzled pockets.

02:53Oh, yeah, look. Did you see them, Lisa?

02:54Yeah, what kind of jeans are those?

02:57What is that?

02:58I don't know.

02:59You can't.

03:00So much bedazzling on the pockets.

03:02Yeah, they're like country jeans, I think.

03:04Cowboy hat, baseball glasses.

03:04It's like a Wisconsin biker, cowboy.

03:07Weather jacket.

03:08So I think I remember getting pants, not with the bedazzled, but that look in the front that was kind of like a crinkly pattern.

03:17I believe it was probably from eight to nine years ago.

03:21He's like, make me look like a rodeo lawyer.

03:24It's bad.

03:26It's bad.

03:27He's got the motorcycle jacket on.

03:29Should we try him?

03:30No, no.

03:31I don't even want to talk to him.

03:33He probably won't even answer.

03:33I just sent him a text and he sure was in the pool.

03:36Yeah, yeah.

03:37Hi.

03:38Okay, I'll date him.

03:40Okay, so.

03:40Okay, you want to date him.

03:41You want to date him.

03:42All right, Chuck, it's on you.

03:43Robert, hi.

03:44Okay, Robert, you want to be his gay lover.

03:49Go.

03:54I like how Dave set the scene.

03:55Yeah.

03:56He's giving me an order.

03:58Like an improv showcase.

03:59Yeah.

04:00Okay.

04:01He's not going to answer.

04:03Hi, this is Robert.

04:05I appreciate all the love that everybody is sending me.

04:09I'm just getting a lot of phone calls and I'm overwhelmed with everything.

04:12So, if you can send me a text with a picture of you and a little bit about you and where

04:18you are from, I would really, greatly appreciate it.

04:20If it's something important, please just text that to you and I promise you I'll get back

04:24to you.

04:25Send him a picture, James.

04:26After you have finished your message, just hang up.

04:28Once you see your name, are you leaving a message?

04:30Yes or no?

04:30Please press one.

04:33Hi, listen.

04:35Robert, I just sent you a photo of myself.

04:39I'm just in Wisconsin for just a little bit, a couple days, and I sent you a really quick

04:45picture.

04:45You'll notice me.

04:46I'm sort of flexing.

04:47I'm giving a little bit of a show for you.

04:49I don't have a shirt on.

04:50So, when you see that, just go ahead and text me back and we can set something up, okay?

04:55I just really love cowboys and I love your glasses and your jeans.

04:59It just all comes together.

05:01All right.

05:01See you later.

05:01Bye.

05:03Bye.

05:04Bye.

05:04I don't think he's going to text me back.

05:12No, I don't think so now.

05:14I just sent him a shirtless pic of me in the pool flexing, and I'm in a man tongue, and

05:19I says, I'll date you.

05:20Hit me back.

05:22You really did send it on.

05:25Yeah, oh no.

05:25He really did.

05:27I saw it.

05:28If you get a response, we will break the programming and update.

05:32Oh, yes.

05:33That's a good shot, James.

05:34Let me see which one.

05:35Beautiful.

05:36Isn't that too perfect?

05:37No.

05:38No, it's perfect.

05:40Just enough to give him a taste.

05:41Yeah.

05:43Oh, God.

05:45But doesn't he look like a total douchebag?

05:47Yeah.

05:47Yeah, he sure does.

05:48And that reporter, I guess, he's 43.

05:50She is 20 years younger than that.

05:52Well, sure.

05:52Yeah.

05:53I mean, he looks like a cattle ranching detective from TV.

05:57A bad one.

05:59But it is how he looks.

06:01It's just, I don't know.

06:02Biker jacket, Jordache jeans, cowboy hat, Oakley sunglasses.

06:07The other dead giveaway, he's in all the same things that he is in in the billboard.

06:11Right.

06:12That's his look, right?

06:13Like, that's all he has.

06:13Just no tie.

06:15Farmer from the future of the club.

06:17Yeah.

06:19Not a look most women are into.

06:21No.

06:21But he says he's been inundated with messages.

06:23Well, it's Wisconsin, so anything's possible.

06:27Hi.

06:28How are you?

06:29Here's my photo.

06:32I'm sure he'll be excited to get that message.

06:34There's lonely ladies out there.

06:36There are definitely lonely ladies.

06:37There is.

06:38You never know.

06:38Even with all that stuff about them, they may still find love.

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