Peep Show: John Semen in a Hot Tub

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about hot tub rental places and the listeners who have used their services. Then, James takes on the role of the bodily fluids that are most certainly being left behind by people.

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00:00we talked about places like this before speaking of my wife she had to run an errand for her on

00:09friday and i drove by this place that i had no idea was close by here okay it's a kind of a place

00:18that we have talked about before and i always thought it was just one of these places and it

00:22was a bit out of the city uh it's the hot tub rental place oh yeah oh there's one around here

00:28i didn't know there was one did i know there was yeah i just know about the one that's out there

00:33in ann arbor yes near there i and maybe this is in a city near you too depending on where you are

00:39have you ever been to a hot tub rental place like meaning you go into a building and you rent a hot

00:45tub for an hour you get out and other people get in yes oh wow yes that's right yeah we talked when

00:54we talked about the last time he was revealed he loves it jason why his thing why yes why uh she

01:02she wanted to go oh yeah he'll do anything go to the hot tub place this is your current bride no this is

01:08uh back in the day okay i didn't think your current bride would be a hot tub rental type no she's not

01:14yeah no that's why it's the bride yes yeah no for sure and you weren't at all like there's no part

01:21of you i'm totally grossed out by that stuff but the you're okay with it some people can look past

01:25that semen stuff nowadays i would not go to the the semen stuff back then i couldn't have cared any

01:32less did um did you yes you know what yes you know dave you do you know he did did you yeah yeah

01:42yeah all right so that's what's happening there yeah exactly that's why like if you and this place

01:47advertises like couples hot tubs right i'll be honest there you know everyone in that hot tub has

01:52had sex before you and how effing disgusting is that but i do think there are people that just go

01:57there to just relax i i agree because when i looked at the reviews there are pictures and people

02:02brought their kids yeah it's just i think their kids yeah that's different it's not great i left

02:10my kids there too if you know oh my god oh yeah the ones dave's talking about don't go down the drain

02:17with your kids um someone did right after that yeah um just think about those other kids you swam

02:24with that weren't yours oh yeah yep you imagine chuck you're sitting there and you look down and a big

02:30pile of semen floats by scoop it on out

02:34hey chuck we're the children of past lovers of the hot tub

02:38let me scoop you in these two hands

02:40whoa

02:41scoot yana out

02:44yeah i wasn't expecting that

02:48yeah it's this creepy sperm voice

02:49was he doing voice of semen yeah i'm the voice of semen i don't know babe i'm trying to make

02:56something disgusting rather hilarious yeah there you go but he splattered me on the floor

03:00oh that made me laugh

03:01join us today as james is the voice of semen they were like drowning

03:05drowning semen

03:07no more help

03:08the water is much more hotter than the environment we're used to

03:10jacob is with us hi jacob

03:13hey

03:14you ever been to one of these hot tub rental places

03:16so no i have not but my dad is a pool technician who works on pools and hot tubs quite often

03:24uh-huh

03:25when a hot tub is really like bubbly and frothy like that

03:28that means it hasn't been cleaned properly

03:30oh yeah

03:31and that is nothing but like dead skin

03:33yep

03:34yep

03:34and like fat

03:35and just fluids

03:36yep fluids from previous people

03:38oil

03:38and me

03:39oh there they are

03:41oh yeah

03:41there they are again

03:42the children of past

03:43yes we're in the hot tub

03:45oh that's him spinning around in that skimmer bucket

03:49they never go away

03:50we're real frothy right now

03:51oh god

03:52oh let's spit it out of our mouth

03:54ew ew ew

03:55wee

03:56um

03:59my mother had a cut in her big toe

04:02and went into one of those hot tub places

04:04no

04:04her toe had to be amputated due to infection

04:08doctor is pretty sure it's from the dirty hot tub water

04:12yeah

04:13those guys got her toe

04:17yeah

04:17we got her

04:18i think the egg is in here boys

04:22let's go fertilize it

04:26oh it's not what we thought it was

04:29someone's gave him a name

04:31john seaman

04:32i'm john seaman

04:35you can

04:37you can see me floating on top of your hot tub

04:39oh my god

04:40most of the time you can't

04:42oh that's right

04:44he's there

04:44um

04:45went to a nudist hot spring

04:46in eugene oregon

04:48and all over the rocks

04:51in the hot spring was just a bunch of uh

04:54stuff

04:54yeah

04:55john seaman

04:55rinsing rocks off

05:03people

05:03just some people just don't care right

05:05no i mean it's a lifestyle for some people

05:08and i mean

05:09okay that's fine

05:10it's just

05:10you know

05:11i feel like if that's

05:13that's who you should know

05:15is there

05:18like

05:18if you're not

05:20a person who is like

05:21hey i bang anywhere

05:22and i do whatever

05:23and i'm

05:24and that's just me

05:25maybe these places aren't for you

05:27you know

05:28um

05:28some said i was 18

05:30and my sister

05:31got me

05:32and my girlfriend

05:33a gift certificate

05:33for one of these hot tub rental places

05:35wow

05:36we went

05:37and we picked the oriental theme room

05:39and when i got in the tub

05:41my foot

05:42got sliced

05:43on the bottom of the hot tub

05:45i was bleeding

05:47like crazy

05:48but me being 18

05:50wanting to bang my girl

05:51i stayed for the full hour

05:53bleeding out

05:53yeah

05:54thinking back

05:55that was pretty dumb of me

05:56yep

05:57you're lucky you're alive

05:59it's true

06:00but that can be said

06:01for most 18 year olds

06:02he was bleeding out

06:03in a hot tub for an hour

06:04yeah

06:04and the next people got in

06:06yeah

06:06yep

06:07yipper

06:10weird when blood's not the worst thing

06:12right

06:12yeah

06:13no it's not

06:13blood's okay

06:15it's still me

06:16yeah

06:17john seaman

06:17that's crazy

06:18that you pick blood over

06:21john seaman

06:22oh yeah

06:22yep

06:23yep

06:24look

06:25hot tub water was cloudy

06:27with scum building up in the court

06:28yeah

06:28that's not scum

06:29if i own a place

06:30take the s off that word

06:31and you can figure out what that is

06:33it's me

06:33yeah

06:34it's not scum

06:36it's

06:37john seaman

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