Peep Show: Dignity Lifts In the Studio

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Dave & Chuck the Freak start talking about guys who sit down to pee and end up discussing what it would be like if they had to use 'Dignity Lifts' to help them use the toilet, or even in the studio to get out of their chairs.

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00:00There's a lot of important questions facing us today and it's impossible to deal with them all

00:09at once so first things first where in the world are the most men sitting down to pee

00:15what country do you think has the most men that sit down to pee it's a Scandinavian country um

00:25I'm gonna say Norway not correct I want to say France I was thinking France too Andy

00:36that's a really good guess guys that's a super good guess not France the place where men are

00:42most likely to sit down on the toilet to relieve themselves Germany well in most countries it's

00:50more common for older men to do this than younger men but in four countries always sitting is more

00:57common among the younger generations so we're moving that way yes we're all so lazy it's like

01:04comfort do you think when you're really old that it'll be harder to just sit on the toilet because

01:09it'd be hard to get up I think it is off of it yeah I think I'll need one of those like auto lifts

01:14yeah you have the bars do they have a toilet that kind of lifts you up I think we looked

01:21at it yeah I thought we did too like it's almost like uh it's got a forklift that sort of pushes

01:27you up you know like the toilet seat pushes you up it's an ejection seat yeah yeah it's a tilt

01:34toilet yeah look at that thing and this one's called dignity lift oh my god the dignity lift

01:41I mean there is no dignity there I love that look at it it looks like a space age technology

01:51give me a dignity lift it's like Professor X's toilet oh man uh yep this is me right here Lise

01:57oh my god wait until that thing wait wait until that thing I gotta I gotta remember this and save

02:06that as a gift gift for who just to every once in a while send to people because somebody's

02:12complaining about getting old you send them the gift no no just the picture like the gift

02:16oh you said a gift like the gift in the future you're gonna buy everybody these seats

02:22no no no the photo of the person being ejected is hilarious to me yeah that's pretty funny

02:39so you wipe the dignity lift up out of there oh how did she get her pajama pants pulled up before the

02:45dignity lift lifted her up she can't show her badge off on the dignity no but listen if you have

02:50that you probably have all of the you have the sock thing that you just step into and it puts your

02:57socks on tilt toilet incline lift is the perfect toileting wait till this thing fires someone across the

03:04room no functions like it looks way too powerful it has to be powerful though right it's a lift a full

03:10human up yeah look at that better be ready for it I'm up oh if you're not mid-turn oh my god it's

03:18like you accidentally press something oh I never thought of that that's horrible I'll just

03:25grab the walkie-talkie that's on it or whatever

03:29help help what is that for is that a walkie-talkie there's a remote control that's why you keep going

03:35higher yeah look at the power box it needs yeah it's a hydraulic lift it is it's gonna need it I'm

03:43gonna be 400 pounds by then push button this wire we all laugh now oh yeah that's right that's what

03:54I said oh god yeah I didn't know I wasn't even thinking about Andy Green the dignity lift

03:59like oh no I'm gonna need a dignity lift everybody's gonna need a dignity one time you get stuck on

04:10that damn toilet you're gonna be like oh I wish I had I wish I had a dignity lift

04:15oh that's the one that's gonna be the one that I can't get up from so uh last week I was stuck on a

04:27toilet for four straight days oh yeah that's what happens oh no I drank water out of the back of the

04:35toilet oh my god what's that yeah ask that's a dignity lift that thing's gorgeous I spent four

04:43days on a toilet and it scared me uh half to death so hey you're not alone you have a dignity lift too

04:53I do okay dignity lift brothers my whole thing is like I I just assume that my legs are strong just

04:59because they've had to carry around this chassis the whole it's the whole life um but like what

05:05happens right yeah like you could get a bad knee right next thing you know Dave boom you could get

05:10out and then you could really use that dignity lift I'm getting so fat I almost need a dignity lift

05:16in here every once in a while and get up out of my seat for the break

05:19on the commercial break we're Andy's dignity lift in the background you know I got my dignity lift

05:26yeah don't make fun now you know with two minutes left in the in the break he's gonna start

05:34I'm like all right we're about to wrap this break up here sorry if that's distracting that's my

05:41dignity lift yeah yeah listen I gotta go to the bathroom I'm sorry I had to I had to

05:51had to interrupt the break early with my dignity lift

05:54it's noisy dude I get it oh it lets out some steam with it hydraulics I'm very heavy

06:01oh geez we're still on the air we got a minute man they beefed it up a little bit for me

06:09had engineering take a look at it oh wow man hey really you just have to wait till we're off

06:16the air though sorry about that I can't figure this thing out it's on a timer it's on a timer

06:21too noisy oh come on I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to hit the button again I told you

06:27that things were going to be different once the dignity lift was in here

06:30we're just going to have to get used to it all right it's my dignity lift

06:37it doesn't really save your dignity very much at least I have my dignity

06:42it's almost like they came together and they were like if you have to use this what's the

06:52last thing you have your dignity we're gonna call it the dignity lift amazing we'll take a break when

07:00we come back in a moment what went wrong for a guy who decided to go bungee jumping on vacation

07:04is chocolate milk about to be banned and what taco place is taco bell going in after court

07:12we'll be back right after this it's dave and chuck the freak sorry

07:26that's too high

07:33couple more

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