Peep Show: Life-Saving Ass to Mouth

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about scientists researching if it's possible for humans to breathe through their butts and imagine having to save James' life with ass to mouth resuscitation.

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00:00In science news, in a pinch, could you be able to breathe through your butt?

00:13I hope so, please.

00:14I believe that there is something they were working on with butt breathing.

00:19I've been trying it all my life, and I haven't gotten to work.

00:22No matter how much time I spent face down in the pool.

00:24Yeah, they were.

00:26Sounds familiar.

00:26We don't like to think about the fact there's a large worm-like organ inside our abdomens,

00:32but your intestines stretch for roughly 15 feet inside your body,

00:37winding a path between your stomach and your rectum.

00:39Hey, wait a second.

00:40I think I remember what the other thing was about.

00:43It was like if you were underwater and choking, and they pulled you out,

00:48they'd shove something in your butt that would help you to breathe for a few seconds or something.

00:53Was that what it was?

00:54Something like that.

00:55Something like that was water.

00:55Yeah.

00:56And they've proven that mice and pigs are capable of doing this under the right conditions.

01:04But humans, they say, might have the same capability.

01:07So you're saying, like, the winter months may induce you, Dave, to start breathing through your butt?

01:13That'd be amazing.

01:14I'm just going to slow it down.

01:14Yeah, you're just going to slow it down.

01:16No, I can't take it.

01:17I started breathing through my butt yesterday trying to go to sleep.

01:20I ate winter.

01:21I ate winter.

01:22Further testing is needed to determine if ass breathing could be an effective life-saving tool in people.

01:27It's just amazing that someone is like they're obsessed with ass breathing, like obsessed with it.

01:33Like it's all they think about it all day, all night.

01:36If someone was dying and that's the only way you could bring them back.

01:40Well, I'm not giving mouth-to-ass resuscitation.

01:45I guess depending.

01:47It's the acceptable form of ATM.

01:49Yeah.

01:50I had to do it to save him.

01:52You're going to use your own ass.

01:53James, get off the floor.

01:56He's out!

01:57He's out!

01:57Oh, my God!

01:58What happened?

01:59I can't breathe your name from me.

02:00He's choking.

02:01Oh, his airway's blocked, Chuck.

02:02His airway is blocked again.

02:05I got cookies and stuff in my airway.

02:08So you've got to breathe in my butt.

02:09You've got to put air in my butt.

02:12Oh, I'm feeling better.

02:14You can talk amazingly well for choking.

02:16For someone who can't breathe.

02:18I'm trying to...

02:20That's even better.

02:23I'm feeling a little bit of oxygen.

02:24I think I'm getting out some oxygen in the blitz right now.

02:27Oh, yeah.

02:30Oh, he's alive again.

02:31He's alive.

02:32I think you're reviving me.

02:34Almost mad.

02:34Something's happening up here.

02:37My nipples are getting hard.

02:38What is that?

02:40That's the only thing that's getting hard.

02:43James' derriere.

02:46Yeah, derriere.

02:48I like that.

02:49Yeah, that'd be the device that you would shove in.

02:52The derriere.

02:54Right up there.

02:55And then it lets you breathe for a few more minutes.

02:58I think you've got to put your lips right on it.

03:00It won't make it work.

03:02That's better.

03:03I do the circle tongue thing.

03:05They say, listen, it's great work because if a respiratory disease knocks us on our asses

03:09and our lungs are bottoming out, we may need to consider ass air.

03:13I wonder if it was COVID that was the reason that we were talking about this.

03:17Probably.

03:17A lot of people were having respiratory issues, right?

03:20Because there was some reason why we went right to ass breathing.

03:24That was probably it.

03:25Yeah.

03:25Honestly, that makes sense.

03:27Yep.

03:29And we were like, God, how can we breathe through our asses?

03:32And there's someone out there right now, probably a team of people.

03:35They've got a big whiteboard and they're drawing asses.

03:39Yep.

03:39They're like, if we don't figure out how to get people to breathe out their asses, we're

03:42as good as gone.

03:43Listen, I would be creeped out giving regular mouth to mouth.

03:47I'm not doing ATL.

03:48I'm with you.

03:49Okay.

03:49I'm with you.

03:50I don't know.

03:50It'd have to be Megan Fox.

03:52It'd have to be.

03:53You guys could save my life.

03:54Well, James.

03:55I mean, I would do it for James.

03:56I'm just going to lay on this floor here and.

03:58Yeah, no.

03:58You'd have to find a straw or something.

04:00Well, that's not bad.

04:01Yeah.

04:02Even still, what a wild time.

04:04Make sure it's a big straw.

04:06Real girthy.

04:07Those really tall ones.

04:08I'd get like a snorkel for you, James.

04:10Even better.

04:11Yeah.

04:11Give me the big snorkel.

04:12Yeah.

04:13Put it in my mouth.

04:15It's just not something you ever imagined.

04:18No.

04:18But also, just the story like, oh, hey, did you guys hear Chuck saved James yesterday?

04:27Oh, my God.

04:27Amazing.

04:28How'd he do it?

04:29He had to blow air right in his ass.

04:33I'm sorry?

04:33For what seemed like 15 minutes.

04:36That took longer than normal.

04:38He was really good at it.

04:38I'm surprised for him saying it was his first time.

04:41Like, you'd be such a thing.

04:42He was really good at it.

04:43It'd be such a thing to save a man's life.

04:46You'd have to tell that person never to speak of it.

04:48It'd be such a thing.

04:50But then also, what you've gone through together.

04:54I'm taking it straight to the news.

04:55Yeah.

04:56I'm going straight to the news.

04:57I want to honor my hero friend who saved my life by blowing air in my butt.

05:00Rebecca's with us.

05:01Rebecca is an EMT.

05:03What's your thought on this?

05:05So, yes, I am an EMT.

05:08So, the day that we have to start intubating through the butt or reading for someone through

05:14the butt, I'm quitting myself.

05:15I get it.

05:17I understand.

05:17I quit this bitch.

05:18Rebecca, you can save my life.

05:20My life is on the line, Rebecca.

05:22It's just a couple of minutes.

05:25Yeah.

05:27Still no, Rebecca.

05:28No.

05:29It's a no.

05:30It's a no.

05:30Yeah, it's a no.

05:31I hope Rebecca's not on the call when I'm dying.

05:32At least they would have, you know, the thing is, you know, they've got that thing that goes

05:36over people's, like, mouth and nose, and they get to squeeze it, which I think is so much

05:41nicer than having to do the mouth-to-mouth.

05:43Oh, yeah.

05:43They would just design one of those for your butt.

05:45Hey, one that looks like a donger?

05:46Yeah.

05:47It's a butt plug?

05:48It doesn't have to look like a donger.

05:49Well, it'll look like a butt plug, then.

05:51Yeah.

05:51I don't know.

05:52Yeah, so they need to come up with, they have the device that you can do regular CPR,

05:56but they don't have the device that you can do anal CPR.

06:01No.

06:01Quick, grab the butt trumpet.

06:05Oh, I took a drink.

06:06That was a real risk.

06:07Oh, no.

06:08I almost got to spit.

06:10You know, I don't know.

06:11So there's no ass-to-mouth life-saving in our near future, I believe.

06:15No.

06:16No, but they're working on it.

06:17But they're working on it.

06:18They're working on it.

06:19Way to kill the dream, Dave.

06:20Way to kill the dream.

06:20I'm sorry.

06:21Well, if they ask for human volunteers, I'll put you with your name in there.

06:25Yes, put my name in the hat, and if they have any recommendations of techniques to practice

06:28training to breathe through your butt, let me know.

06:30Yeah.

06:31I mean, I will say, if I couldn't breathe, and they shoved just a little tube up and just

06:38cranked that whole area full of oxygen, and it made you live, yeah, you're like, hey,

06:42this is great.

06:43You're saying your ass is open for that.

06:44This is great.

06:45This is great.

06:46Yes, of course it is.

06:47Much more stuff, too.

06:48Maybe you just signed a legal document that says that?

06:49Yeah, yeah.

06:50Next time you're passed out, you wake up.

06:51Yeah.

06:52Bye.

06:53Bye.

06:54Bye.

06:56Bye.

06:58Bye.

07:00Bye.

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