Peep Show: When Will James Die?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk were about elderly people drinking Mountain Dew and how James thinks that could end up being him one day. Then, an accidental sound effect from Dave leads to James calculating how long he has before he dies.

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00:00white trash alert

00:08does someone in your family have a bad habit that's like so out of control

00:15you have to take stuff away from them and hide it

00:18like chuck what kind of habit like you had hostess cupcakes

00:23like your wife used to hide stuff right yes or wouldn't bring it into the house

00:28yep well um a 64 year old woman in north carolina

00:34still lives with her dad okay so she's 64 her dad they don't give his age but

00:43quite elderly yeah yeah 80 something she didn't like her dad drinking mountain dew

00:51i love it do the do

00:54not the best drink for an old man i assume

00:58i feel great you gotta calm him down dad did you do the do again he's always doing the do

01:07yeah listen to his heart listen to his heart monitor

01:09man i i guess there's a lot of people out there that you know

01:16are addicted to do you know old people that are guzzling down

01:19two liters of sugary beverages every day this is gonna be me in 20 years

01:24oh james no you want to keep your feet

01:26you don't have to give it up eventually james i mean it is it is one of these things like you

01:31you there will come a time when they say you can't well that's i don't know

01:37caffeine yeah teeth

01:39where's the tallest building i can't have that system

01:42oh my god

01:44yep yeah you'll have no teeth you'll lose your lower extremities to diabetes

01:51you don't need teeth dave

01:52then we okay so we know a guy who honestly like james that was him

01:57really worked with the guy you not brush him he drank in front of us every day in the break room

02:03a two liter oh wow of of coke yeah a full giant bag of chips yes and then he eventually lost his legs

02:12to diabetes oh yeah and i know who you're talking about yeah i buy legs well okay um you know when

02:19the doctor says hey if you don't do this some real terrible stuff's gonna happen

02:26he just said i don't care what you think

02:29oh that's crazy yeah i know you're right and you know what happened after

02:34all of the terrible things that the doctor said like blind

02:37no legs oh my god he's blind and he's got no legs yeah well he's gone

02:42they gotta put that on the cans man i'm sorry

02:44i thought that was one of those old calculators

02:53i didn't know what james was doing he was like james is hit a sound of taxes in there what the hell

03:02i'm just calculating how many hours i have left before i lose my legs and i go blind from drinking

03:07too many caffeinated beverages

03:08what that sounds like it is a little bit gone yeah

03:11i mean that is different that one sounds like it got different yeah off the top i guess i didn't know what

03:17it was i was hearing it's like oh he's calculating oh wait we caught james during some calculations

03:22according to my calculations i got 20 27 before i have to really worry about

03:27my teeth will start falling out around that time yeah i can still think about it

03:32he calculates hard

03:34old school calculator i know the sound i love those calculators let's find the actual sound of old

03:43school it would print it off whether or not those are the only calculators we have available in the

03:47building oh yeah you're right yeah no the we need the one where it has this print no it was like a

03:54printable no the one with the printer there was one there was a calculator with a printer yeah

04:01yeah like this oh that might be oh yeah that might be it here

04:10oh these guys got it 45 mountain dews 365 days

04:18divide that by 12 multiply by the doctor factor and james will die at oh boy much sooner than i thought

04:28oh yeah yeah james done he's done the numbers it's not looking good

04:40james it's time to stop it's like i can't see him so i don't you know i'm like maybe he's in there

04:44calculating honestly i thought that james was playing the sound effect

04:50i was like what is james james added this to what he's saying he's calculating our jokes

04:56let him work the numbers are off

05:06the album's death calculator he keeps it by his desk at all times every time i take a sip of pop i gotta

05:10add it add to the calculator it's true you gotta hit plus one every every step

05:18plus one ah nice ice cold refreshing glass of diet pepsi open the bottle goop goop goop oh james here

05:26you want to drink this yeah i'm gonna add that and three bottles today yeah do that and

05:33dave davis found calculators from like 1950s like none of them are the exact like none of them are

05:43the one we're talking about let's see this is one that's it that's more like that's more like it

05:50intense that'd be like me on a calculator i'm very intense with anything i have to punch it's true

05:57yeah quite aggressive more door you have to open yep yeah someone said a guy i work with told me he

06:03hasn't drank water in five months he only drinks the dew how what is that that's part of life that's

06:10an evolution if we could see when are we expected all right he only drinks to do

06:19five years five years okay let's add the doctor factor in there

06:23uh-huh yeah okay oh he's got about four days left with your feet it's not good better go see the

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