Peep Show: James Goes Gay Real Fast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about two miners who were trapped in a cave for nine days and survived on instant coffee grounds. Then, everyone finds out how quickly James would go gay because he says after nine days, "a man has needs".

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00:00two men in south korea spent nine days trapped in a collapsed mine

00:14the only thing they had to eat was instant coffee powder oh man can you even eat that

00:23like a sustained life on that caffeine i guess and they would have been wired but um

00:29just the grit in your mouth oh uh the men aged 62 and 56 kept warm by lighting a fire and building

00:38a tent out of plastic well that's the fumes from that oh yeah right there look at that huh your

00:43plastic tent fire and that you were stuck in a mine amazingly they're said to be in stable condition

00:49the two miners were stranded 650 feet underground after part of the zinc mine they were working in

00:57collapsed they were finally rescued more than nine days after their ordeal began both were able to

01:04walk out of the mine they were taken to a local hospital the doctor says they should make a full

01:10recovery they call it truly miraculous they survived by drinking water that was dripping from the ceiling

01:18oh okay and then the next kind of water would you want to drink my zink mine water okay so zinky mine

01:28water i think that one honestly is the best one because it's probably just i think it's just pure

01:33yeah that is uh filtered by the earth water yeah there's no man-made chemicals or semen added to it

01:38yep yep yeah that's probably tastes like mother nature so they drank that as water and then they

01:45would eat instant coffee as a meal that's the only thing they had down there yeah it's pretty amazing

01:50really nine days in a mine with your buddy if they're buddies yeah probably maybe they are now

01:56that's something you shared you definitely get to know each other yeah right they might get to know

02:02each other really well if you get what i'm saying oh james for god's sakes there's no mind sex you

02:06never know back you might have needs dave and i got nine days a butt's a butt yeah jesus tough to keep

02:13them off you you know we better get naked and huddle to stay warm give me some more of that coffee i'm

02:19all wired that was the last time that's right two stranded men he does that after nine days

02:24he does that i think he's going after like a day yeah a butt's a butt andy apparently trapped with

02:31james james will tell you that on a haunted hayride so scared we've been out here 20 minutes

02:38the elevator's been stuck for 45 minutes james put your pants back down and we gotta get naked

02:43huddle together to stay alive in this it's not even cold in here i'm freezing it's like 72

02:48my clothes are all wet it's getting warmer they said the people are gonna fix the elevator any

02:52minute now i can't rely on that you never know what could go wrong i think we can i just got off

02:57the elevator phone with him a man has needs well get them done after they fix the elevator please

03:04oh my god manly needs i need to be satisfied oh man 45 minutes

03:11it doesn't take much it'll be quick india i promise it doesn't take much

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