Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what it would be like if Andy was pranked and received 550 buffalo after a similar joke was happening in a Missouri town.
00:00There's a scam happening in Missouri where homeowners are being sent notices
00:12saying that 550 buffalo are being shipped to their home.
00:20Oh my God.
00:21That's another thing I'll worry about.
00:23God, did you hear?
00:24I don't know.
00:27This is ridiculous.
00:28They won't fit in your place.
00:29All I did was check my mail, and there's a notice in there that says 550 buffalo are headed
00:34my way.
00:35What are you going to do?
00:37What the hell?
00:38You live in an apartment.
00:39What the hell do I do?
00:41I don't even know that the outside space is communal.
00:44People are going to get really upset.
00:46They're going to hate these buffalo.
00:47They're going to hate my 550 buffalo.
00:51How are you going to feed them?
00:52I don't know.
00:52It seems expensive.
00:56I am really freaking out here.
00:58Sometimes they attack people.
00:58It says right here, attention, Andy Green, 555 buffalo are headed your way.
01:04I guess they're yours.
01:06Said that's official.
01:08That's official documents.
01:10I hate living in Missouri.
01:13I told you.
01:14Good luck, man.
01:14Good luck.
01:15Thanks.
01:15You better stock up on buffalo feed.
01:17Yeah, it's going to be a pricey venture.
01:19Well, how did Andy lose his ass?
01:21All those buffalo.
01:22Well, he's a buffalo rancher now.
01:24It wasn't even his fault.
01:26Someone sent him buffalo.
01:27550 of them.
01:29Real snafu.
01:30Real snafu.
01:31Here's the story on this one from KY News.
01:35Take a listen.
01:35Lee, this is what some people got in the mail.
01:38550 buffalo are being shipped to your home later this month at 4 in the morning.
01:44Local conservation agents say if this was true, which it's not, you would have been told this well in advance.
01:51We wouldn't do something like this.
01:52This isn't feasible.
01:53This type of introduction is not feasible.
01:56It's just an annoying.
01:57An unknown number of Missourians got this in the mail.
02:00Amazing.
02:00More than 500 buffalo being shipped to their home.
02:04So far, we know that landowners in Franklin and Wayne County have received it.
02:08We don't know if it's went anywhere else.
02:10Obviously, it's bogus.
02:12Francis Filiski is with the Missouri Department of Conservation.
02:15He says scams and impersonators are not new to them.
02:18This is just the latest example of what happens periodically with our agency and with other agencies where somebody puts out some fake news.
02:27But this was a little different.
02:28Because 500 plus bison onto the landscape is a huge introduction.
02:33This is not feasible on the current 21st century Missouri landscape.
02:38Scaliski says he wishes people would spend time promoting their conservation efforts rather than creating a hoax.
02:44And for anyone curious, did this park any ideas to bring any buffalo?
02:48No, no, no, no.
02:50It's not going to happen.
02:51So not today, not tomorrow, not next year.
02:55Scaliski says if you get anything similar like this, please call your local office for the Missouri Department of Conservation, and they will straight out all the facts.
03:04Don't you feel like that caused a massive uproar?
03:06Senior.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Senior panic.
03:08In fact.
03:09550 buffalo.
03:11Oh, my God.
03:12I mean, honestly.
03:134 a.m.
03:14I mean, I'll be up.
03:154 a.m.
03:16I encourage people to do this.
03:18I encourage people to put buffalo pranks.
03:21What's wrong with you?
03:22It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
03:24It's safe.
03:24No one gets hurt.
03:25No one gets hurt.
03:26It's caused a mass diffusion.
03:27Buffalo pranks only.
03:28Can you imagine?
03:29That's the only place it works.
03:31Yep.
03:31I'm going to start a fake old person account on Facebook today.
03:35I'm going to get that and be like, can you believe they're doing this?
03:39Oh, no.
03:42Where are they going to put them?
03:43Andy gets a baby and 550 buffalo.
03:45550 buffalo.
03:47You have to name them all.
03:48I know.
03:49I ran out of names at like 200.
03:52That's a lot of names, though.
03:53It is.
03:54It's not cool that I was forced to be a buffalo rancher.
03:57Andy, you can't bring all these buffalo to work.
03:59I have to.
04:00What else do I have to do with it?
04:00He's like a shepherd.
04:01Look at him out there.
04:03That's too many buffalo.
04:04Yeah, they get a regressive, too.
04:06One of them almost killed Ken the other day.
04:08It's expensive to have them shipped here and then back to my house every day.
04:13Andy, you've got to clean up after these buffalo, man.
04:14I've got buffalo poop all over my shoes.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:18I mean, that's just what they do.
04:19You're going to have to steer clear of them.
04:20Yeah.
04:21I thought the geese were bad.
04:22These buffalo are 10 times the worst.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Big as a buffalo turd.
04:26Pretty big.
04:27I would assume the size of you.
04:29Yeah.
04:29I picture like a big pile of softballs.
04:33I'm looking this up.
04:35Buffalo turd.
04:35The classic Google search.
04:38Yeah.
04:38Buffalo turd.
04:39Oh, my gosh.
04:40You can get a jalapeno popper recipe.
04:42No, they're called buffalo turds.
04:43That's what they call the...
04:44Atomic buffalo turds.
04:45Yeah, a jalapeno popper.
04:47Huh.
04:47I don't think we'll actually see any buffalo feces here.
04:50Well, maybe don't use turd.
04:51I'd rather see a popper than a actual turd.
04:54They're a little bit tasty.
04:55Dropping.
04:56Poop.
04:56It's a turd over to mine in my mouth.
04:58Oh, wow.
04:59It's quite moist.
05:01It's different then.
05:01It's moister than you'd think.
05:03It looks like hummus.
05:04It's a lot different than a horse.
05:05It looks like a giant no-bake cookie.
05:07Wow.
05:08Oh, God.
05:09Andy, imagine that.
05:10Oh, the size next to that person's foot.
05:12My apartment complex is upset.
05:15That smells.
05:16They have made a mess.
05:17550 buffalo.
05:20Oh, man.
05:21That's no good.
05:22No, it's not.
05:23The person that did that prank is laughing.
05:27Oh, that is hilarious.
05:28Because it made it to the news.
05:29Well, Francis had to get out there and be like,
05:31nobody's getting any buffalo.
05:32You know, Francis was like,
05:35Darlene, where is my good golf shirt?
05:41The news is here.
05:42You know, the one with the little patch on it.
