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Peep Show: How to Handle Bear Attacks
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two people who were attacked by bears and wonder if Siri would tell you what to do in order to protect yourself in the same situation.
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00:00
It sucks to be old.
00:10
What went wrong for an old hunter in Wyoming?
00:17
Let me give you some audio clues here.
00:20
Here's number one.
00:21
Oh, no.
00:22
Oh, no.
00:24
No.
00:25
Oh, no.
00:27
Audio clue number two coming in now.
00:32
Okay.
00:34
A bear got him and then he shot himself.
00:37
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:39
I thought a cougar shot him or something.
00:41
A hunter accidentally shot himself in the leg while trying to fight off a grizzly bear attack in west central Wyoming.
00:50
I thought the way you worded that, I was like, dude, took his own life.
00:54
Oh, yeah, no.
00:55
After being attacked by a bear.
00:56
A bear now accidentally shot himself in the leg.
00:59
No.
01:00
His son used a satellite phone to call for help, then began providing first aid to his dad.
01:08
Did the bear get him?
01:10
You think the bear got him?
01:10
Oh, the bear got him.
01:11
Oh, yeah.
01:12
The bear was attacking him when he was firing off the shots.
01:14
Yeah.
01:15
His son was able to help his father onto a horse.
01:19
That's not how you want to be rescued.
01:21
No.
01:21
They got all the hunting accessories.
01:24
It's like how I am with jogging.
01:26
It's like you just buy the coolest stuff.
01:27
That's it.
01:28
But you're not very good at it.
01:30
But you have the top of the line stuff.
01:31
But I have the top of the line stuff as if I were going to be in the Olympics.
01:34
Do you have a sat...
01:35
To go with your satellite phone?
01:36
Yeah.
01:37
Every time I jog, I have my sat phone.
01:39
Sat phone.
01:41
Just in case.
01:41
Just you never know, right?
01:42
Yeah.
01:44
This guy's got a handgun, a horse, sat phone, and he can't even not shoot himself in the
01:49
leg.
01:50
Yeah.
01:50
His father lay on the horse as they headed toward a nearby lake to meet search and rescue
01:56
crews.
01:57
And finally, he was eventually taken to a hospital in a helicopter, they say.
02:02
Yeah.
02:02
Is it his?
02:03
Yeah.
02:03
It's his helicopter.
02:04
Get us back to our...
02:07
Chopper!
02:08
Our own shopper.
02:08
Where's our chopper, Dad?
02:10
We got to stop hunting.
02:13
Speaking of bear attacks, another one to tell you about here, though.
02:15
A woman escaped a bear attack by punching it in the face.
02:19
This Washington State woman escaped a bear attack outside of her home with injuries after
02:25
she hit the bear right in the face.
02:27
The woman who hasn't been named yet was charged at by an adult female black bear when she went
02:36
to let her dog out to go to the bathroom.
02:39
She sustained non-life-threatening injuries and was taken to an area hospital.
02:45
The bear was killed later that morning by wildlife officers.
02:49
The two cubs with the mom were captured and taken to a wildlife rehab facility.
02:57
A.K.A. Russian Circus.
02:59
Terrible.
03:00
Terrible fate.
03:00
No, that's not what they do.
03:02
You're so ridiculous.
03:03
A terrible fate.
03:04
They don't take American bears and put them in the Russian circus.
03:07
Yes, the Russian circus.
03:09
No.
03:09
It's not what happens.
03:10
You have any little bear cubs for us?
03:13
No.
03:13
You do?
03:14
Perfect.
03:15
They say, though, this woman did the exact right thing.
03:19
Punch it?
03:20
Yeah, attacking the bear after she was knocked to the ground.
03:23
Well, I think I saw a guy say, no matter what it is, fight it.
03:29
Like that there's one of the things out there is like, oh, just pretend you're dead.
03:35
And apparently even that is like, don't.
03:37
They'll just.
03:38
I figured they'd just.
03:39
You know, like a grizzly's killing you because it's hungry.
03:43
So fight.
03:45
You want to fight.
03:45
Stay away from bears.
03:47
That's my advice.
03:48
Yeah, I don't.
03:49
I don't go into bear territory much.
03:51
No.
03:52
Well, this woman didn't see it coming as she was letting her dog out.
03:55
So she couldn't make herself big or clap her hands or yell at the bear or wave her arms.
03:59
Like all those things they usually tell you to do.
04:01
So she did what she had left was fight.
04:04
Punch that thing.
04:05
They do need to have like a list of stuff to do that is like.
04:09
Because I feel like there are people who are like, play dead.
04:11
They say all these things and then they a bunch of people pick that up as information to apply.
04:16
Yeah.
04:16
When they are out hunting with their satellite phones in there.
04:19
Yeah.
04:20
I agree.
04:21
I can forget.
04:22
Oh, man.
04:23
I'd be.
04:23
I just run.
04:24
I don't know.
04:25
I just run.
04:25
And that'd be the worst thing.
04:26
Would you scream to your phone like if I said right now, like, hey, Siri, what should I do during a bear attack?
04:33
You're going to ask Siri for advice while it's happening?
04:37
Was she helping you?
04:38
Stand your ground, but slowly wave your arms.
04:41
Help the bear recognize you as a human.
04:43
It may come closer or stand on its hind legs to get a better look or smell.
04:47
It's not helping.
04:48
You're being.
04:48
If you're.
04:50
Wait, repeat that again.
04:51
I didn't quite hear it all.
04:53
Yeah.
04:53
Yeah.
04:54
Too late.
04:54
Yeah.
04:55
Let the bear know you're human.
04:57
Then the bear asks it, Siri.
04:59
Yeah.
05:00
Hey, should I kill this guy?
05:04
Hey, Siri, how should I cook this human?
05:09
Maldon, scalp first.
05:13
Rip their body to shreds.
05:15
Yeah.
05:16
Thanks.
05:17
You know these screams of pain.
05:19
Yeah.
05:20
Bear, Siri.
05:22
Make sure to enjoy the generals, too.
05:24
Yeah, yeah.
05:24
Oh, I plan to eat those first.
05:26
Oh, delicacy of the humans.
05:28
Oh, I guess maybe you can't.
05:30
I thought, well, that's what I'll just do.
05:31
I'll just hit Siri.
05:32
I can't just imagine Dave's like, oh, God, the bear doesn't see me yet, but I better ask
05:38
Siri.
05:39
And Siri's like so loud.
05:40
And it's so loud.
05:42
The bear's like, oh, boo.
05:44
Oh, God.
05:45
No.
05:46
And Siri's like, you have been detected.
05:47
You can't ask goodbye.
05:48
You're dead now.
05:49
Yeah.
05:49
Dave turns to run, slips, hits his head on a rock.
05:52
At least you won't feel it.
05:53
The saying is with bears.
05:55
If it's black, fight back.
05:57
If it's brown, laid down.
05:59
If it's white, say goodnight.
06:01
Yeah.
06:01
And I saw a guy who was like, that rhyme.
06:07
Is wrong?
06:08
Tell it to go F itself.
06:10
Oh.
06:10
If it's a bear, attack.
06:13
It's your only chance.
06:14
Even if it's a, if it's like he said, if it's a brown bear, it's generally not about
06:19
like black bears will attack you because the cubs are around.
06:22
But then this guy was like, if it's a brown bear, fight because it's going to eat you.
06:27
The toilet rhyme beat him to that with the brown flush it down.
06:31
And then the yellow people are going to get that.
06:34
Oh, God.
06:35
Which one is it?
06:35
Flush it.
06:36
Flush it down.
06:37
Lay down.
06:38
Brown bear flushing down.
06:39
That doesn't work.
06:40
Yeah.
06:41
Is black lead a mellow or something?
06:43
I don't know.
06:44
Mellow out.
06:45
I'm really nervous.
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