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Peep Show: Lisa Kidnaps Dave
Beasley Digital
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4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who kidnapped someone she knew from Walmart and was then busted at a McDonald's when he alerted employees of the crime. The show imagines how this would go if Lisa did it to Dave.
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00:00
This next story is bananas.
00:10
So imagine, if you will, a hypothetical world.
00:13
Okay.
00:13
Where I'm shopping at Walmart, and I bump into Lisa.
00:17
What are you guys doing here?
00:19
Lisa's like, hey, Dave.
00:21
Hey, Lisa, how are you?
00:23
She's like, can I give you a ride?
00:25
Okay.
00:26
And I say, you know what?
00:27
Sure, I don't have a car here, so sure.
00:29
You just got dropped off.
00:30
Yeah, sure.
00:31
I've just finished my night working at McDonald's, and yeah, if you could give me a ride, that
00:36
would be wonderful.
00:37
Okay.
00:37
And then she kidnaps me.
00:39
Oh, no.
00:40
Hey, Dave.
00:42
Get in my pit.
00:43
Hey, Dave.
00:44
Get in the pit.
00:46
Rub the lotion on your skin, Dave.
00:49
Lisa's like Denzel from Training Day.
00:51
She's like, smoke this.
00:53
Yeah.
00:53
So I know you're legit.
00:56
Now I got something on you, Dave.
00:57
Hey, that's PCP, Dave.
01:01
I feel so weird.
01:05
Bet you wish you didn't shop at Walmart today.
01:11
33-year-old guy shopping at Walmart in Sweetwater, Florida, when a woman approached him and asked
01:16
if he needed a ride.
01:17
Yeah, sure.
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He knew her, and he accepted the offer, but when he hopped inside her U-Haul truck, which
01:23
Lisa drives all the time.
01:25
Come on, Dave.
01:26
Hop in my U-Haul truck.
01:27
Lisa, why are you driving a U-Haul truck?
01:29
It's a new vehicle here.
01:31
I just thought I'd give it a try.
01:32
Okay.
01:32
Um, then she accused him of stealing her credit card and held him hostage.
01:40
Oh, well.
01:40
Oh, boy.
01:41
Yep.
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Though he was not able to get away while in the Walmart parking lot, the woman stopped
01:46
at a McDonald's, giving him the chance to tell an employee that he was being held hostage.
01:51
Help.
01:51
Yeah, that's insane.
01:53
That's pretty funny.
01:54
Help.
01:54
Help me.
01:55
Help me, please.
01:56
Help me, please.
01:56
What is the...
01:58
Apparently...
01:58
The one cymbal with your hand over and over.
02:02
Help me.
02:04
Help me.
02:05
Wouldn't be Lisa's downfall, too, going to get McDonald's fries.
02:08
Oh, yeah.
02:09
She's like, I'll wait for you to make them hot.
02:12
Dave, if you were smart, that's what you'd be doing the whole time.
02:15
Be like, oh, man.
02:16
Yeah, I didn't take your credit card, but boy, God, I'm hungry.
02:20
Could you surprise?
02:21
Hot fries.
02:22
Hot fries.
02:22
You ever take fries and dip it in a shake?
02:25
Oh, yeah.
02:26
Lisa.
02:26
All right.
02:27
She pulls over.
02:28
Yeah.
02:28
Well, the victim knew his kidnapper, Christina, and another gentleman who jumped in the truck
02:35
as they had been roommates.
02:38
She accused him of stealing her credit card.
02:40
When he tried to get out of the truck, she forced him back inside the U-Haul.
02:45
They became hungry, though, this woman and the other guy that jumped in, and that's when
02:49
they chose to stop at McDonald's.
02:50
While there, the victim attempted to call police from inside the bathroom, but she bit
02:54
the phone out of his hand.
02:56
Oh, my God.
02:56
Oh, my God.
02:57
I know.
02:58
I know.
02:59
The victim then made contact with a McDonald's employee who he was able to whisper to about
03:03
his hostage situation.
03:05
I've been kidnapped.
03:06
That's hilarious.
03:07
Sorry, sir.
03:07
You want a Big Mac?
03:08
I've been kidnapped in a U-Haul.
03:10
I'm sorry?
03:11
I've been kidnapped in a U-Haul.
03:13
Please help, for God's sakes.
03:14
Uh-oh.
03:16
And a large fry.
03:19
Plain quarter pounder with cheese combo.
03:20
The police were notified, but the victims were gone by the time authorities arrived.
03:25
However, they were later found by police and arrested.
03:27
Both of the suspects have been charged with kidnapping.
03:31
She has been charged with robbery by sudden snatching, battery, burglary, dealing in stolen
03:40
property, organized scheme to defraud, and petty theft.
03:42
But the two are being held without bond.
03:46
That is their mugshot.
03:48
What the hell, man?
03:51
She's a nasty looking lady, isn't she?
03:53
Kidnapped from Walmart, saved at McDonald's.
03:56
I love that headline.
03:58
Yeah.
03:58
Yeah.
03:59
Honestly, that deserves that.
04:01
That's so American.
04:02
That is American.
04:03
Kidnapped from Walmart, saved at Mickey D's.
04:05
Here at McDonald's, we're ready to save you.
04:08
McDonald's saved my life that time I was kidnapped at Walmart.
04:10
One billion saved.
04:12
Yeah.
04:14
My goodness.
04:15
So strange.
04:16
You'd never expect a lady you know to kidnap you in a U-Haul.
04:20
You hope not.
04:21
You hope not.
04:22
That is a hell of a ride to rock the U-Haul.
04:25
Yeah, it is.
04:26
It is.
04:26
It's just her getting around vehicle.
04:27
A lot of people rocking that right now because they just take them, right?
04:31
Yep.
04:32
Are they got Matthew faces?
04:35
Something's going on there.
04:36
Yeah, there's drug use, I'm alleged.
04:39
Definitely.
04:41
You don't kidnap your friend.
04:43
You don't.
04:44
You really don't.
04:45
Unless you need drugs.
04:46
You know, U-Haul.
04:47
It just isn't normal.
04:48
Oh, you didn't hear, Dave?
04:49
What?
04:49
Lisa started doing tons of meth.
04:51
Oh, no.
04:52
It's now making sense, right?
04:54
Oh, yeah.
04:54
That didn't add up.
04:55
I sold my car.
04:56
Yeah, true.
04:58
In a cellar car and ended up with a stolen U-Haul.
05:01
You never know.
05:02
You never know what could happen these days.
05:04
But there you go.
05:06
Don't.
05:07
I'm not going to trust Lisa if she happens to give me a ride.
05:09
Oh, yeah.
05:10
No.
05:11
Absolutely not.
05:11
Listen, if you, for some reason, go to Walmart and you see Lisa, something's happened.
05:17
Something's going on.
05:18
Something has fallen apart for her.
05:19
I'm not going to trust you.
05:20
I'm not going to trust you.
05:21
I'm not going to trust you.
05:21
I'm not going to trust you.
05:22
I'm not going to trust you.
05:22
I'm not going to trust you.
05:23
I'm not going to trust you.
05:23
I'm not going to trust you.
05:24
I'm not going to trust you.
05:24
I'm not going to trust you.
05:25
I'm not going to trust you.
05:25
I'm not going to trust you.
05:26
I'm not going to trust you.
05:26
I'm not going to trust you.
05:27
I'm not going to trust you.
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