Peep Show: Teriyaki Sauce Crime

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Arizona woman who was arrested in Oregon, after she covered the inside of a marijuana dispensary with teriyaki sauce, because she was upset with the service.

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00:00Another trippin' bitch to tell you about.

00:06This one in Portland, Oregon.

00:07An Arizona woman actually arrested in Portland

00:10after she covered a pot shop in teriyaki sauce.

00:16Hmm?

00:18Say what?

00:21What does that even do?

00:23A woman got upset inside a dispensary.

00:27Okay, so it was the inside.

00:30And began tossing teriyaki sauce all over it.

00:34Where did the teriyaki sauce come from?

00:36On her person.

00:37She carries it with her?

00:39Yes.

00:40She loves teriyaki sauce.

00:41To weaponize it or to use it on food?

00:43I would assume to use on food, but it could be to weaponize.

00:47I don't know.

00:47She just carries it around.

00:50It gets on me and it's super salty, so I'm like...

00:53Sticky, black and sticky.

00:56Ah!

00:57Ruined all the weed, right?

00:58Ruined the weed, yeah.

01:00Huh.

01:02Upon completing her purchase and upset with the service,

01:0842-year-old Ronnie Marie Dolesky pulled a bottle of teriyaki sauce from her purse

01:13and began throwing the condiment all over the sales counter and at the medication station dispensary employees.

01:21They were screaming for her to stop.

01:24Please stop!

01:25That's so strange.

01:26I mean, I would be grossed out by someone else's sauce.

01:29So she had it in a bottle.

01:31She couldn't have had it in the little packs.

01:33But wait.

01:34She is too.

01:36When they got her out to the lobby, she pulled another bottle of teriyaki sauce from her purse

01:41and proceeded to cover the room with more sauce.

01:43I did see a story, so I'm looking at it.

01:46So it was a small packet.

01:48No, no.

01:49It's right here.

01:50Produced a bottle of teriyaki sauce.

01:52Well, in the story, it's in a small packet, so I don't know.

01:54It makes more sense, a small packet, but it would take a long time to...

01:57Yeah, imagine you're trying to get a lot out of the store, so the bottles makes more sense.

02:02Wait, wait, wait, wait here.

02:03Produced a bottle.

02:03I understand, Dave.

02:04I just saw something else.

02:05She went into it.

02:06The small packets would be easy.

02:08I need answers.

02:08I don't know.

02:09Because you throw them on the ground and stomp on them.

02:10I'm not questioning your news story, I believe.

02:13That's fine.

02:14It probably is that.

02:15I'm just saying.

02:16Wait, if you throw the packets on the ground and stomp on them, it'll squirt like crazy.

02:19She would do damage to it.

02:21Maybe she had a bottle and packets.

02:22Maybe she had that.

02:22That was the two types.

02:23She just can't get enough.

02:24What a weird thing to do, though.

02:27A crazy thing to do.

02:28You would never expect anyone to have it.

02:30I was like, what's going on, man?

02:32What is that?

02:33Oh, no.

02:34What is it?

02:34Yo, it's teriyaki.

02:36Oh, not teriyaki, man.

02:38No.

02:38Save the weed.

02:39It's on the weed, man.

02:40Oh, my God.

02:43It's the one thing teriyaki doesn't go good with.

02:46It ruined.

02:47Hell, the weed.

02:48She got a whole other bottle, man.

02:50Look out.

02:53Yes, the story is that she started with the packets, and they were like, please stop.

02:57Stop, stop with the...

02:58And then she pulled the bottle out.

02:59Oh, yeah.

03:00So she had both.

03:01So you had a...

03:02Easy.

03:05Easy with that.

03:06It's like...

03:06You got a whole bottle of it.

03:09She started with a pistol and ended with like an AK-47.

03:12Put the packet down!

03:16Oh, that would stink up your weed, though, right?

03:18It's done.

03:19Well, it's over, yeah.

03:20It's good weed.

03:21There's no reason to get crazy, man.

03:24Yeah, they're all in jars on shelves, so they just got a lot of wiping down to do.

03:30I'm sure we can get through this.

03:32Easy.

03:33We can get as many joints as you need.

03:35Just put down there.

03:38Drop the teriyaki.

03:41Picture her having teriyaki sauce in her gun holders instead of guns.

03:44He's like, give me the teriyaki.

03:45And then he's like, oh, I'm going to put this on my lunch real quick.

03:47Hand over that teriyaki so I can use some chicken.

03:55Wipes it up their skin and puts it on their lunch.

03:57He's trying to get his sandwich.

04:00Whoa!

04:00Catch it, catch it.

04:02Got it.

04:04Not bad.

04:05It's the only teriyaki sauce crime I've ever heard of in my life.

04:08It honestly is.

04:09That's why it was so bizarre.

04:11It stood out.

04:12It's a bold crime.

04:13Dave made it sound like the weed's out on a roller grill.

04:15Well, I mean, I know it's not just sin now, but it could have eased into some places

04:21depending on how they store it.

04:23It definitely would have got on some scales and stuff.

04:24And then if you didn't clean the scales and you put the weed on there, it's going to have

04:27teriyaki on it.

04:28And it will not mix.

04:30They're like, we have teriyaki also, but with weed.

04:36Yeah.

04:37Try the teriyaki strain.

04:39Oh, God, that doesn't sound good.

04:40Imagine it was like delicious somehow.

04:42It might smell kind of salty.

04:43Yeah.

04:45Anonymous.

04:45Hi, Anonymous.

04:46How are you?

04:47Good.

04:47How are you?

04:48Good, man.

04:48What's your comment about?

04:50I was just listening.

04:51I heard about the teriyaki weed.

04:53Yeah.

04:54Yeah.

04:55Dude, that would be hilarious because I guess you could save it if you made it into like

04:58weed butter.

04:59You'd now have teriyaki weed butter.

05:01That's true.

05:02Get it in the butter.

05:04I saved it.

05:06I saved the weed.

05:07Yeah, like, what are we going to do without this teriyaki soap weed?

05:10We have no other choice but to make a teriyaki sauce against the eye.

05:15Oh, my God.

05:16Perfect.

05:16Thank goodness for stoner Gordon Ramsay.

05:18Yeah.

05:19Yeah.

05:20Yeah.

05:21Yeah.

05:22Yeah.

05:23Yeah.

05:24Yeah.

05:25Yeah.

05:26Yeah.

05:27Yeah.

05:28Yeah.

05:29Yeah.

05:30Yeah.

05:31Yeah.

05:32Yeah.

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