Peep Show: Get out of the Water

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was attacked by a monk seal while swimming near a Hawaiian beach. They watch some footage taken by people on the shore screaming at her to get out of the water.

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00:00a woman has been attacked by a nursing monk seal on a honolulu beach and someone on a kayak had

00:13to step in and rescue her but okay sucks but she never should have been swimming there in the first

00:18place okay someone that she was going in warned her against it but she went in anyway then she

00:23went beyond a rope perimeter that was set up there because this seal had already exhibited

00:28some aggressive behavior she went past the rope so she kind of did it to herself of course she did

00:33but that's what we do now but here's how it played out here this video is up at daveandcheckthefreak.com

00:38you want to check it out i gotta do this here we go

00:43get out you're dead you're gonna die because you're dumb

00:57get out you're an idiot and it's gonna kill you

01:01get out get out it's like a wolf in the sea

01:07it's like a wolf slug

01:08get out good luck against the wolf slug

01:12my god

01:13my god

01:15get out

01:18okay

01:19but she's what's she doing

01:25i hate people so much

01:26i think she thinks she's okay but now it's like okay

01:30oh my god it just took her down to chinatown

01:33what was that that just flew i think someone just threw like a floaty device for her

01:38i thought a bird was getting involved

01:47she's still finally there's someone in a

01:50here comes dave in his kayak

01:52so she just kind of holds on to the kayak and he kind of

02:05i don't know what they did to distract this

02:07how people are so annoying how they're different oh i know everyone's got an

02:20opinion seals

02:23everybody there's a seal expert get it out of the way get it out of the way

02:28here it comes coming after her again here it comes

02:31she can't even swim out yeah she's an idiot

02:34she's probably chewed to pieces comes on land goes after her

02:38is this an older woman or a younger woman

02:41is she in a bathing cap she said no she's one of those like i'll swim no matter

02:45what oh yeah imagine she just got up and went right

02:47back

02:59150 feet everybody knows

03:03150 feet

03:08why would you do that you're an idiot

03:16she's old she's old she's old

03:21shouting things at her

03:22get out of there you old

03:24what are you doing

03:26she can't hear anything

03:28how stupid are you you're so so dumb

03:33get out

03:34yeah yeah exactly oh my god right

03:38150 feet

03:42you went past the rope

03:46she's trying

03:48you're not helping

03:52maybe somebody grab a gun or something

03:57it's your own fault

03:59it's your own fault

04:01it's your own fault

04:03okay get out

04:05oh

04:11oh

04:13oh

04:15Idiot!

04:17Idiot!

04:19Yeah, good job!

04:23Now they're insulting her?

04:25Way to go!

04:27You're so brilliant!

04:29Nice job escaping, moron!

04:33You should have died!

04:37That was, they were just like...

04:39Thank god Dave's got his kayak!

04:41You ruined our day!

04:43Yes, they seem more annoyed.

04:45That's why like...

04:47Attacked by an animal and I'm drowning.

04:49Being carried.

04:51Oh god.

04:53I do love the idea of her just popping right back up like...

04:57I'm swimming and I don't give a damn!

04:59No, they'll go back there!

05:01That's why they took her so far away.

05:03You get running her down the beach.

05:05Get her away from the water!

05:07She's gonna go back and swim!

05:09They gotta grab her.

05:13I'm fine!

05:15You've never been bit by a giant seal before?

05:17God, you guys are overreacting.

05:19He didn't like her purple cap.

05:21That shiny purple cap.

05:23She looked threatening.

05:25Keep my hair dry.

05:27If my hair gets wet, you guys are dead.

05:29I'm fine.

05:31I'm fine.

05:32That lady's not yelling at those people around her.

05:35Get away from her!

05:37Yeah.

05:38Oxygen!

05:39She needs oxygen!

05:40Lay her down!

05:41Don't touch her!

05:43Mouth to mouth!

05:45CPR!

05:49Stay alive!

05:50Stay alive!

05:51Ah!

05:52Ah!

05:53That's the beat you gotta do!

05:55Whew.

05:56Yep.

05:57Rough day at the Hawaiian beach.

05:59She's so cool.

06:01She's so cool.

06:02It is...

06:03It is wild to me.

06:04There are people that are just like, I don't care.

06:07But it is what's killing us, right?

06:09Someone said you can hear someone scream at her, Carol Ann.

06:12Oh, like Poltergeist.

06:13Oh.

06:14Is that what they're saying?

06:15No!

06:16I know.

06:17Carol Ann!

06:19That's what it does.

06:20It does sound like that old poltergeist lady.

06:22No, but...

06:23It just might...

06:24It could be who she is.

06:25They know.

06:26She's Carol Ann.

06:27You know that old lady?

06:28Carol Ann!

06:29Yeah, yes.

06:30Carol Ann!

06:31Yeah.

06:32Imagine if she was on the beach.

06:33You're hallucinating like...

06:35Poltergeist lady!

06:37That's right.

06:38I need swim.

06:41Now you're gonna die.

06:44Get away from her!

06:45That's a psychic!

06:46I've seen it all and I know you're gonna be eaten by a seal!

06:54Don't go near her!

06:55You should've listened!

06:58She specializes it!

06:59And Poltergeist activity and ghosts!

07:02Get away from her!

07:03You should've listened!

07:08Oh my god.

07:10That's too bad.

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