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Peep Show: Dream Shooter!
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg while dreaming of burglars breaking into his home.
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00:00
It sucks to be old
00:08
An Illinois man
00:11
Who police say
00:14
Shot himself in the leg
00:17
While he was dreaming about burglars
00:22
That sucks, huh?
00:24
Has been charged with firearms offenses
00:27
Oops
00:28
Sleeps with that guy
00:31
He's just like
00:33
Somebody's trying to break in
00:38
Somebody on my land
00:41
Somebody's on my land
00:44
Oh man, you can't sleep with it
00:55
No
00:56
Especially if you have dreams like that
00:58
You can sleep near it
01:00
Yeah
01:00
Know where it is, have it ready
01:03
Yeah, can't cuddle it
01:04
The 68-year-old Lake Barrington man survived the accidental shooting
01:09
And no one else was hurt, luckily
01:10
He was charged with possessing a firearm
01:12
With a revoked firearm owner's identification
01:15
Which is required in Illinois
01:17
And reckless discharge of a firearm
01:20
The man was arrested on a warrant
01:24
He is free after he posted bond
01:26
Shooting happened about 9.50 p.m.
01:28
So he'd been asleep for hours
01:29
Oh yeah
01:30
Hours
01:30
Yeah, right in REM sleep
01:33
Right in REM sleep, yeah
01:35
Right in the middle
01:36
First responders needed to use a tourniquet
01:39
To stop the bleeding
01:41
Sure, sure
01:43
He said he was dreaming that people were breaking into his home
01:46
And he fired a .357 caliber revolver
01:50
I'm telling you
01:51
This should more and more
01:52
Like when you're trying to decide to be with somebody
01:55
You need to ask them about their dreams
01:58
You need to ask them
02:01
So
02:01
You ever got up
02:03
You ever
02:04
Found yourself in like a different room
02:07
And woke up
02:08
Like you do things in your sleep
02:10
That are scary
02:10
I can't imagine being with someone who does stuff in their sleep
02:15
Yeah
02:16
Me either
02:17
No way
02:17
Because to me
02:18
You wouldn't sleep well
02:19
No
02:19
Eventually you're attacked
02:21
Because it's a nightmare or something like that
02:23
And then you're the one that's beside them
02:25
Besides sleep sex
02:26
Yeah, there could be an upside
02:28
There's upside
02:29
There could be an upside
02:30
But also
02:31
Could get murdered
02:33
Well, downside
02:33
Downside
02:34
Downside
02:35
Upside sex
02:36
Downside murder
02:37
Yeah, I mean
02:38
Hopefully you just can somehow talk him into
02:40
You know, awake sex
02:42
For sure
02:43
But extra bonus
02:45
Nighttime sleep sex
02:46
Like you don't want to be with someone who can grab a gun maybe
02:49
And start shooting it
02:50
I feel like this guy was sleeping with a gun in his hand
02:53
I feel like it too
02:54
You'd have to, right?
02:56
Like under your pillow
02:57
Or like
02:58
It had to be right beside him
02:59
He was really ready
03:01
He was too ready
03:02
Yeah
03:03
Maybe things happen where he lives
03:04
He's gotta be ready
03:05
Yeah, that's true
03:06
He's just an old guy
03:07
Just an old guy
03:08
That's it
03:08
It doesn't seem like it would be like
03:10
Crazy, dangerous place
03:11
It's this little village of 5,000 people
03:13
Yeah, but no
03:15
And like Andy said
03:16
Just old guy
03:17
Old guy
03:17
Just old guy
03:18
Everybody's always trying to steal stuff from me
03:20
Break into my property
03:21
I hope they do
03:22
I sleep with this
03:24
Smith & Wesson
03:25
I got a Colt 45
03:28
I wonder if he woke up and thought
03:32
Someone shot him at first
03:33
Maybe
03:35
I think you'd be very confused
03:37
If you woke up with
03:38
A gunshot wound
03:39
Yeah
03:39
Right?
03:40
Trying to figure out
03:40
Especially if you're headed
03:41
You convinced people were breaking into your eyes
03:43
Yeah
03:44
Yep
03:44
How dumb does he feel?
03:46
Oh, God
03:47
He had to make that call
03:48
Imagine that
03:50
9-1-1
03:51
Oh, boy
03:52
You know
03:54
Well, hurry
03:56
Number one
03:57
Hurry and get here quick
03:58
But
04:01
Shot myself in the leg
04:04
I cuddle my gun at night
04:06
Yeah, well, you shouldn't do that
04:07
I do
04:08
I'm ready
04:09
You know how many
04:11
Kids there are these days
04:13
Trying to break in
04:14
Oh, we'll send somebody right away, sir
04:16
I'm dying
04:17
So, please hurry
04:20
My blood is going out
04:24
I mean, yeah
04:26
Yeah
04:27
That magnum makes a big hole on the way out
04:30
Oh, sure
04:31
Yeah, I wonder
04:32
Pretty serious damage to himself there
04:34
I'm hoping it was maybe grazed and
04:36
Well, tourniquet, though
04:37
So, he got himself
04:38
Tourniquet, yeah
04:39
He got himself
04:40
Oof
04:40
I had
04:41
Just remember what happened to me last night
04:44
So, I woke up
04:45
Actually, I was
04:46
I was about to fall asleep
04:48
Yeah
04:48
And I'm like
04:49
I should probably pee before I go to bed
04:51
So, I put one foot out of the bed
04:54
Onto the floor
04:54
I woke up like that
04:56
Seven hours later
04:57
So, you didn't quite make it
04:59
Even out
05:00
I had
05:01
I was laying in the bed
05:02
Did your leg fall asleep?
05:05
Your foot fall asleep?
05:06
Did you pee the bed?
05:06
And then you peed the bed
05:07
No
05:07
Thankfully, I did not piss the bed
05:09
Yeah
05:10
That's in a few years
05:11
Yeah
05:12
I'm not at the piss the bed stage yet
05:14
But I had
05:17
One leg out of the bed
05:20
Dangling on the side
05:21
And the rest of me in the bed
05:24
And I woke up like that
05:25
When my alarm went on
05:26
Oh, God
05:26
You were tired
05:27
You must not have needed to go that bad
05:30
Oh, I went hard all day yesterday
05:32
I had all sorts of stuff to do
05:33
Just collapsed
05:34
Wow
05:35
But yeah, it wasn't really like an urgent need
05:37
I'm like
05:38
I should probably do that
05:39
I understand that
05:40
Before bed
05:41
Yeah
05:42
And then I'm like
05:43
This morning when the alarm went up
05:44
I'm like
05:45
Did I not pee?
05:47
I didn't pee
05:48
Well, it's just funny
05:49
Because like you've said
05:50
You fall asleep
05:51
And whatever position you're in
05:53
When you fall asleep
05:54
Is how you sleep the whole night
05:55
Yeah
05:56
You know
05:56
Generally
05:57
I must have a restless night
05:59
But most nights
05:59
I'm just
06:00
To me, I think
06:01
Even if my leg was off the bed
06:02
When I fell asleep
06:03
I would move a couple times
06:04
During the night
06:05
And I would never know
06:06
I would never know
06:07
You just woke up
06:08
It was cold as ice
06:09
Surprised your foot didn't fall asleep
06:11
Or something
06:11
Well, yeah
06:11
Like the blood
06:12
It was a little
06:13
It took me a while
06:14
To kind of
06:15
Oh, man
06:15
Get out of bed
06:16
But
06:16
It was very
06:17
I've never done that before
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