Peep Show: Officer Half-a-Cop

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who crashed into gas station pumps and try to figure out if they're seeing a really small cop at the scene or if it's an optical illusion.

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00:00This is a senior who apparently had some sort of medical incident behind the wheel and slammed

00:13right into a gas station in Massachusetts. A car struck two gas pumps at the Cumberland

00:19Farms on Pleasant Street in Attleboro, Massachusetts after the driver in his 80s suffered a medical

00:26emergency. He was rushed to Rhode Island Hospital where he was last reported to be in critical but

00:32stable condition. He was the only occupant in the car. Happened about 1.15 in the afternoon yesterday.

00:38The car hit one pump forcing it from its connection to the island and a pillar before hitting an

00:45adjacent pump and pillar as well. Is that the shortest cop of all time or is that just an optical

00:51illusion? I think it may be an optical illusion. No, that's a short. But they're both short.

00:57No, he's a short. He's shorter than. He can't be smaller than the car. He's smaller than the car.

01:02He is. I mean, I think I am. I think I am. I'm probably. Back up, back up, grab the seat.

01:08I know. Back up, back up. Everybody. It's got to be an optical illusion. Nothing to see here.

01:13Nothing to see here. Back it up. Back it up. I think it's got to be an optical illusion.

01:19It has to be. He does. I mean, he's barely higher than the car. He's shorter than the

01:23pillar. I think that it's some kind of camera. I don't think if there's a van, I'm not taller

01:30than the van. I am for sure. Well, you're 6'5". But that's not a van. That's just a

01:35cha. Nothing to see here. That's a van. That's a van. And the crash happened in Wynchkin

01:39City. He's like way taller. He's shorter than the back door. I mean, I mean, he is a little.

01:43He is head. He's just. It looks like he's just a head taller than a Cadillac.

01:49Hey, it's just a small collision. Can we get half a cop? Yeah. Yeah. Half a cop. Why don't

01:55you take this one at the gas station? I got this one, boys. Thank you. There's nothing to

01:59see here. Back it up. Who said that? Me. Down here. What? Oh. Down here. Whoa. Where'd you come from?

02:09I've been here the whole time. Wow. I didn't realize the mid-cop's this small. Can you help

02:16me out here? Can you close the trunk for me? Yeah. I can't reach it. Yeah. You got it.

02:21Swing it closed. Here. Let me. I'll pick you up here. Thanks. Thank you. Yeah. Lift

02:26me up. There we go. There we go. Can you help me? I got to reach the pump. I got to put

02:32this pump back on the nozzle back on the thing. I can't reach it. Anything I can do to help

02:37Officer of the Law. Thank you. I think your gun is dragging on the floor there. It's

02:41so close to the ground. I wear it on my back like a backpack. It's huge. Officer half a

02:49cop. I mean, I don't know. I think it's some kind of weird illusion. He's probably 5'10".

02:57The other guy looks like he's the same height. I know. Right. Yeah. Do they have a mini

03:01squad? I can't tell that the other one is a guy or like a woman. I think that it's some

03:08kind of obvious. Every photo's the same. Okay. But go to the fire truck. They found a way

03:13to magically separate one cop into two. Yeah. I mean. The fire truck? Yeah. Like the fire

03:19truck is looks also huge compared to them. I don't know. Like the way it looks like it

03:26looks like they don't even come up to the screen of the gas pump. Somebody tell the fire truck

03:34to watch out. Half a cop is right in front of him. He doesn't see him. Oh my God. Help.

03:43Oh no. He's trapped underneath the minivan. Now I'm not trapped. I'm just walking under

03:48here. I'm not trapped. He's checking for damage. He's all good. He's all good. If

03:57he's normal size, he's very upset by this. Oh, this would be, yeah. Like I'd love to find

04:02out. You didn't want anyone to call you officer half a cop. No. I'll tell you, I'm never going

04:06to Cumberland Farms. Ah, look who it is. You're on that Dave and Chuck the Freak, aren't

04:13you? I am. Yeah. You listen to the show. Oh, I did. Fit right under that car. Did

04:18I? He doesn't eat full donuts. He just eats a munchkin. And he only, he takes bites

04:23of it. Just the holes for me. Thank you. Yeah. That's all I need. Oh, you're putting

04:30up a poll. You're putting up a poll. You can decide for yourself if this cop is tiny or

04:37if he's full size and it's an optical illusion. You'll need to ask the question though with the

04:42link because you got choice one asking the question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to put

04:46yes, he's tiny. Put definitely half a cop. Yeah. We're still learning. Yeah. Dave's trying

04:53to figure it out on the fly. It's kind of a new thing, Lisa. Yes. Okay. So we'll give

05:01you a chance to look at this here. Is this half a cop? Is this a tiny, tiny cop? You

05:11look small. I mean, I'm, the thing is, Tinty, you want to make sure. Yes. All right. Fine.

05:16Jesus. I'm just telling you. I'm just trying to get it right. Look for Dave and Chuck on Twitter

05:21and you can see for yourself and vote in our poll. Oh, it's a full day. He's doing a full

05:26day. Yeah. I'll give it a full day. We'll forget by tomorrow. Yeah, we will. We'll totally

05:31forget, but you will not. And you can check it out on our Twitter page there.

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