Peep Show: Choked on Donuts

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories of the closest they have come to death. They hear from one guy who fell out of a helicopter during a training exercise and another who choked on powdered donuts.

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00:00all right here's a question for you what's the closest you've come to death sonic is in

00:11tampa sonic tell us the closest you've come to death um so i was doing i'm ex-special operations

00:19and uh we were doing a training exercise at uh fort campbell and uh went to do a rappel

00:27a little over 90 feet off the ground out of a black hawk and as i went to lock in it felt

00:34squidgy i guess would be the best way to put it you don't want it to feel no you don't it's a

00:40special ops term yeah squid squidgy is definitely not good and uh i caught a glance down and realized

00:48that my d-clip was separating which is the only thing holding me to the rope and uh so i was able

00:55to jerk just enough slack against the helicopter props to get it wrapped around my arms um but

01:03in that time frame i probably went about 15 20 feet with full ruck and everything on so rip both my

01:09shoulders out of the socket oh yeah that's just special ops stuff guys that's just yeah no i don't

01:17need those anymore i don't need those and yeah yeah they're still technically just out because the

01:23muscle that pulls them in the rotator cuff when they offer me the option for surgery the uh luckily

01:29i had a good surgeon he's like if you if you don't want quarter zone injections for the rest of your

01:33life just deal with the fact you can't raise your arms over your head for very long and uh don't get

01:38the surgery so but yeah i uh burnt the rest of the way in um and hit the ground so hard i had my

01:44rifle strapped to my leg and it actually bent the rifle and you know almost into and uh did the old

01:54bounce the butt off the ground and shove the knees into the face thing and uh and i was i was sleepy

01:58time for about a day and a half yeah you go to bed yep you just go to sleep for a while sonic that's a

02:05crazy story man yep all right dude thanks for calling in all right have a good one guys all right

02:11i knew we were in for it when sonic called in yeah because that's not a real name that's something

02:16that's something that someone calls him you're like yeah yeah yeah please calm down over there

02:23listen to this one yeah my rifle was something about him i don't know what it was but it was um

02:30something about his voice and jumping in a helicopter and a rifle with stuff and ripping

02:38his shoulders right apart still living nothing but the man upstairs yeah that's true got his voice

02:46as deep as that too yeah yeah special ops uh i fell out of a helicopter and ripped both my shoulders

02:52out but you know what hop right back at it i read to kill a hundred thousand people

02:56there's one time in training though when i almost died

03:03oh god this almost got chucked before too uh came home late and stoned

03:11decided to eat some powdered donuts remember when you almost choked to death on powdered oh yeah yeah

03:18well this i don't remember this can happen this guy choked and almost blacked out wait a minute

03:25there's the guy that calls in with the shoulders yeah the badass yeah and then there's

03:32then there's the powdered donut a little bit uh near-death experience yeah hey how are you man

03:42pretty good so uh call me the freak yeah oh are you black ops as well uh special special ops

03:49special that's what you're just special oh no there's no ops a couple people have called me special

03:55okay so you're uh you're special what how did you uh how did you almost die man well i'll tell you what

04:00i was out on it wasn't really a training mission it was more like drinking oh sure yeah okay and i got

04:05home and uh when i went into the kitchen there was a 30 pack really super dried out white sugar powder

04:18not drugs no donuts donuts white sugar don't white powder donuts so i got into them i got real deep

04:28deep they say i had a stare thousand yard stare we're still talking about i was joking yeah yeah

04:37i started joking on them i started really joking on them but

04:42bringing back memories right now i'm bringing them all back

04:46so ptsd for you the d stands for donuts i've never had a donut since that's a lie

04:51i've eaten a god blessed ton of those little donuts luckily i had a glass of milk

05:04you made it i took a big swig of that milk and washed it down

05:10lived to fight again wow man all right anyway i just wanted to call

05:16that you guys know yeah out there everybody be safe not so badass but thanks man thank you yeah

05:25freak i'm out okay yeah we got it man you can go you can go hanging up different kind of story

05:31yeah it is so that is cool not at all that is cool this guy that choked and almost blacked out two

05:37times on powder donuts he finally had to hook one with his finger and he yanked it out oh yeah

05:42i do the old fish hook unlike chuck does not eat powdered donuts anymore oh no he's done well i

05:48don't either well now you're done yeah well not for that reason not because i almost died well sort of

05:55more of the diabetes yeah wow they do need to put a warning on those powdered donuts though because

06:00i know you can encounter some dry ones well for me it's not even that it was dry there was almost

06:04too much powdered sugar so when i went to put it in my mouth i was inhaling

06:07it's ridiculous i think i had it like sucks all the oxygen out of your lungs i think i just had

06:13four of them in my mouth like i think at one time all being chewed i think that's what did it

06:18this was one of those 30 packs like you you know it's like a big plastic it looks like a treasure

06:23chest a clear treasure chest of donuts where you open it like this and sugar goes flying i'm like

06:29ah i'm in i'm in and then there's just tons of them non-stop

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