Peep Show: Wisconsin Bear Attack

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Wisconsin couple that had to kill a bear after it broke into their home and attacked them.

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00:00Well, a Wisconsin couple, speaking of killing, they had a bear get into their house.

00:17They spotted it eating from their bird feeder.

00:21Yeah.

00:21And they tried to shoo it away, but it decided, oh, you actually look tastier than this food anyway.

00:33The bear got into their house about 11 o'clock the other night at their home in north-central Wisconsin.

00:41The bear charged through a window after they were yelling for it to go away.

00:45Yeah.

00:47Attacked the couple.

00:51A couple killed it.

00:53Bear hands.

00:54They were able to stab the bear to death with a kitchen knife.

00:57That's a Wisconsin couple, if I've ever heard of one.

01:01They had a big cheese party afterwards.

01:03Oh, yeah.

01:04Huge cheese knife.

01:07They killed a bear in hand-to-hand combat.

01:09They killed a bear with a kitchen knife that jumped through their window to attack them when they shoot it away from their bird feeder.

01:17It was definitely the woman.

01:18They're a strong, cheesy-eating bunch.

01:23Wisconsin women.

01:25They're tougher than you think.

01:26Now they can own story time at any party.

01:29That's true.

01:30They do for a long time.

01:30That's like the time we killed that bear in the bar.

01:34Remember when you stabbed him in his throat a bunch of dice?

01:36It was definitely Barb.

01:38It was Barb.

01:39Barb's husband was trying to distract him.

01:41For the first time, I was like, is the knife killer or is she strangling the life out of a bear?

01:45I can't believe it.

01:46We're on the hands.

01:47That's insane.

01:48Yeah.

01:49You know?

01:49But have you guys got any stories of your party?

01:51I mean, it's still all the...

01:53Yeah.

01:56We had a leak in the roof the other day.

01:59Did they talk to these people?

02:01A bear had a leak in its organs.

02:02From when we stabbed it multiple times.

02:05The couple's kids were asleep in their bedrooms at the time and weren't injured.

02:11The bear was an adult female.

02:13One cub was seen running off as the bear ran toward the home.

02:16That's it.

02:17State wildlife officials took the bear for testing.

02:21Authorities haven't specified what kind of bear it was.

02:25That'd be a black bear, right?

02:26I just got to assume that the bear was on top of the guy and was chomping away and then the...

02:31And Barb came over...

02:32Barb came over and gutted the thing.

02:36She locked her elbows in to be like, you know, you didn't...

02:38I didn't know bears could pass out like people like that.

02:41But they can.

02:42Then she chopped its head right off.

02:45I hope the kids didn't come down.

02:47Oh, my God.

02:48Get back in the house!

02:50Your mom's killing a bear!

02:52Mom!

02:52What are you doing to the bear?

02:54Get back there!

02:56That's...

02:56Mom!

02:57It's dangerous.

03:00Traumatized the whole family.

03:01It's like the whole family.

03:02Mom's making like a rug out of it already.

03:05Oh, my God.

03:06We were staying at our Aunt Barb's house and that's like we heard a commotion in the middle

03:10of the night and then we ran out there and it was crazy.

03:12Barb had this bear and it's like a headlock thing with its elbow right on where its blood

03:17goes to its brain.

03:20It was insane.

03:21And then our uncle just kept stabbing it and stabbing it and she was choking it and she

03:25was choking it.

03:26They were fine.

03:27I thought our uncle was going to run out of steam before Barb, but Aunt Barb was the

03:32one that put that bear down.

03:33She was the last one standing.

03:37She would...

03:37Oh, my God.

03:39There's a picture of the dead bear.

03:40There it is.

03:42Jesus.

03:43They killed it.

03:44Hand-to-hand combat.

03:45Listen, there's very few people who've ever survived a hand-to-hand encounter with a bear.

03:56Like, I feel like back in the day they would have broken off the bear's teeth and made you

04:01an ornate necklace and you would be like the leader of some kind of hunting tribe.

04:06We made Barb this really cool bear hat thing out of it.

04:10We call her Bearb.

04:11Listen, if it's you or the bear, you hate to see any animal slaughtered, but if it's

04:19you or the animal, it's got to be the animal, right?

04:21I get that.

04:23But what a terrifying moment for them.

04:25Yeah.

04:25It must have been super, super scary.

04:27I'd love to see an interview with that couple if they ever want to talk about it.

04:29That's what I'm saying.

04:30That would be great.

04:31I do feel bad for the bear, though.

04:33Yeah.

04:34Well, the bear did bear stuff.

04:37Yeah.

04:37Don't tell me not to eat your bird food.

04:41That's what we all hope, right?

04:42We all hope that you can yell at bears and then they'll go away.

04:45And they'll go away.

04:45Right.

04:46But every once in a while, they're like, I'm a bear, though.

04:47Yeah.

04:48Like, oh, man.

04:48You're just yelling?

04:49Oh, God.

04:50You screwed up.

04:51Sure, you have technology, but.

04:53I mean, I still, even though it's a black bear, I don't want to fight that thing.

04:56No, no.

04:57It's got vicious claws.

04:58Yeah, they'll still attack you.

05:02Scary time for sure.

05:02Oh, it said who stabbed.

05:04It was the husband, I think, unfortunately.

05:06No, it's because Barb was choking it out.

05:07Oh, no.

05:08They don't say.

05:08They still don't say.

05:10I've never seen Barb grab the bear by the bottom jaw and then ripped it off its face.

05:15I've never seen it.

05:16Eventually, the man was able to grab a firearm and kill it.

05:18Oh, okay.

05:19So they stabbed, but then had to shoot it.

05:24They got bit up, too.

05:25They got bit up quite a bit.

05:27Oh, yeah.

05:28Again, I want the interview.

05:32Hopefully, that Savannah Guthrie from the Today Show gets to interview them as well.

05:38Just like she interviewed that pilot.

05:39Some super hunky Wisconsin beast man.

05:42She'll fall for him as well.

05:43Bearded beast man.

05:45Oh, my God.

05:46How did you kill that bear?

05:47It's all hot and bothered.

05:48How did you kill that bear?

05:49I think it was.

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