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Beasley Digital
  • 4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a naked man in Florida who was arrested for attacking a man with a machete and think if Barb encountered him, she might stick around to watch the show.

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00:00all right if you were nude and had a machete what do you think you'd want to steal
00:12clothes underwear as fast as possible well that's you i don't know if this guy has the
00:18same issue chuck but a naked florida man who was armed with a machete when he allegedly tried to
00:22steal another man's clothes was arrested at a delan florida gas station about 10 in the morning
00:28deputies arrived to an area near the volusia county fairgrounds after a surveyor walking in the area
00:34said he saw a 34 year old guy later identified as brandon wright approach him with a large machete
00:41style knife he was nude and he demanded his clothes you got it he began taking his clothes off to comply
00:52with the guy's demands and that's when the dude threw the machete at him oh god the handle of the
00:59machete bounced off the guy's now naked chest thankfully leaving him uninjured wow pure luck
01:07moments later wright's vehicle passed a license plate reader and soon after law enforcement got
01:14a report of a naked man outside a gas station and from there the chopper took over whoever's out with
01:20he does have a lot of charges in his history of battling resisting without
01:25looks like they're all around no one's on scene as of yet that's his car he's just torn it that's
01:32the car that he's just stolen yeah right everyone's got the vehicle i don't see the mail all the doors
01:38are open trunks open there's all kinds of debris out of the trunk in the parking lot the guy was down
01:46here i guess the chopper guy didn't see him yet it's like a suitcase with clothes thrown out all over
01:52the place oh that's him right there yeah all right got the visual on the mail he is naked yelling at
02:00people in the parking lot oh boy oh no oh my god it's terry cruz gotta go athletic thick build
02:12it's like a goatee he's now walking out the traffic it looks like a black terminator to me
02:18i am getting out of there oh my god look at these people they're like what uh hell no
02:23and they're like oh my god there's somebody in the road
02:27oh no we better drive around no no
02:31still walking barb wants you to pull over barb's getting uh quite a look
02:36yeah barb's like slow down we're gonna get out of here
02:40we're gonna get out of here just go go around
02:45barb why aren't you moving sorry i didn't drive today
02:48just go around him barb won't go around him barb
02:54stop staring at his penis
02:58it's just obvious she is you don't need to stop completely barb
03:05why aren't you letting him in the car barb
03:09eastbound on piersford
03:14across the street to the sicko now
03:17still kind of stationary in the middle of the road
03:20man uh just i just whatever that is don't take that
03:27i'm sorry everyone you said he's walking eastbound
03:28he's walking back towards the uh
03:32he's doing like side planks or something
03:41oh he was doing push-ups for sure
03:44i swear to god he does a one-handed
03:47he's walking back towards the uh
03:49he's doing push-ups at the entrance of the food store here
03:54it's gotta be hot on your butthole
03:58oh my god yeah it's a florida summer roadway
04:01yeah what do you mean you're leaving me for him
04:04oh that escalated
04:08oh that is sad who knew that would take such a turn
04:11so now he's just walking around oh he's bent over
04:14it's taking a while for someone to get there
04:16he's a sweaty mess
04:17holy hell
04:19you picked up some sunglasses are they his
04:22they are now
04:23i don't want to know you by me
04:26i do love that people are just trying to
04:29go about their daily normal life
04:31oh well here we go
04:33there's a sweaty nude man who's now
04:34lying on the ground
04:36oh my god
04:37oh i'm sure he's
04:39oh now he realizes the cops are here
04:41so he's spreading them
04:42he's extra spread
04:43yeah he is his dong is on the hot pavement
04:45ouch
04:46somebody cooking hot dogs
04:46ah lord
04:48he knows the deal
04:50he's already got his hands behind his back
04:51what you know what's amazing about that
04:54is that he's with it enough
04:55yeah
04:57to not have gone absolutely nuts
05:00when people were trying to arrest him you know
05:02no
05:03yeah
05:03the guy delivering all that coca-cola to that business
05:07is having a hell of a day
05:08yeah
05:08stories to tell his buddies
05:09he's still getting that in there though
05:11yep
05:11just another day
05:12yeah
05:13just another day
05:14nothing stops a coca-cola man
05:15no
05:15uh right was taken to the volusia county
05:18branch jail on charges of attempted robbery
05:20with a deadly weapon
05:21aggravated battery with a deadly weapon
05:23and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
05:24turns out a lady named bar posted his bail
05:27so
05:27why is that the money out of the checking account
05:31where the locks changed
05:36now bar's husband's in a cuck
05:40oh no
05:44that took a turn
05:45what a fate
05:46that took a
05:46that took a turban
05:47what a start
05:49how was that
05:50real
05:51to you
05:54how was that
05:54kid
05:55killer
05:55who
05:56I
05:56that
05:57said
05:59K
06:00well
06:01Champions
06:01no
06:02illegal
06:03om
06:07anybody
06:08Yup
06:09might
06:09influence
06:10me
06:11because
06:12I
06:14cannot
06:14So
06:14I
06:15know