Peep Show: Un-Hot Baked Beans Lady

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who was arrested for assaulting a man with a can of baked beans and a hard-boiled egg. And, because of her mugshot, they play 'How un-hot is she?!?'

Transcript

00:00uh-oh

00:07another bitch is tripping

00:09this

00:11is the

00:13how unhot

00:14is she

00:15now remember this works

00:17the higher the number

00:20the uglier she is

00:22so if she's a 10

00:23that's a 10 of ugly

00:25if she's a 2 she's actually pretty

00:27okay she's not ugly

00:29she's a 2 she's doable

00:31yes

00:32in St. Petersburg Florida

00:34but she's still ugly

00:35yes

00:35St. Petersburg police arrested a woman

00:39yes

00:40after she allegedly threw a can of beans

00:43at an old guy

00:44it's a tough weapon to choose

00:46just imagine you have to have a can of beans on you

00:49police say that

00:51Lynn

00:52bit an Ateas

00:55who's 54

00:56got into an argument with this old guy

01:00on the sidewalk

01:01just on a random sidewalk

01:04huh

01:05which escalated when she threw a can of beans

01:08at the old guy's back

01:09sidewalk beans

01:10think about it

01:12she then threw

01:13a half eaten can of beans

01:16at him

01:17covering him in bean liquid

01:19she's been real mad to use her extra beans

01:22oh man

01:22she also threw a hard boiled egg at him

01:26oh is there no worse

01:27there's no worse

01:28beans and eggs

01:30this is

01:30I don't know how gross you can make a woman

01:33to me

01:34but that's as gross as it can usually get

01:37when she shows up with a super soaker full of mayonnaise

01:40a sidewalk woman with beans and eggs

01:42oh my god

01:43sidewalk egg

01:45sidewalk beans

01:46you guys have to try and figure out

01:48how unhaunt is she

01:50again

01:5110 being

01:52the ugliest

01:53okay

01:54so

01:5410

01:55will she be a 10

01:57of ugly

01:58the 10 of ugliness

01:59like this is the

02:00one of the ugliest women you've ever seen in your life

02:02if you give her a 10

02:03yes I understand

02:04okay

02:04so I almost

02:05I almost feel like it's

02:06it's hard to be a 10

02:08so I'm gonna go with

02:10a 9

02:10ooh

02:11I think she is

02:12close to one of the ugliest women you've ever seen

02:15she has a hard boiled egg

02:17and a half eaten can of street beans

02:19she's a 9 Dave

02:22okay

02:22alright

02:23Andy

02:23see I was like gonna say that

02:25she's probably maybe like a 6 of ugly

02:27yeah

02:28that's a safer bet

02:29but I

02:30then it was the extra can of beans that

02:32bumped it up

02:32oh I can't

02:33I don't know

02:34I think

02:35this is bold

02:36I think I'd rather a lady peed on me

02:38on the street

02:40a street woman

02:40than attack me with beans

02:42homeless urine

02:42no

02:43yeah

02:43I'll take your beans

02:44I can take that off

02:45I'm not gonna get anything from the beans

02:47besides

02:48beans

02:48I'm just saying how

02:51pee over beans

02:52this is how grossed out I am

02:54about a strange person's hard boiled egg

02:57you'd rather they urinate upon you

02:59oh I can't

02:59oh man

03:00well I know

03:01I have a hard boiled egg

03:02I stay away from it Lisa

03:03so

03:04should I grab it and throw it at him Lisa

03:06if I ever get mad at you

03:07I know where to go

03:08I'm telling you

03:09I've walked by and I've seen it down

03:11sitting on your desk

03:12and I'm like

03:12shudder from it

03:14Lisa next time he gets you mad

03:16you give me the signal

03:17yeah

03:17I will get you that egg

03:18that's true

03:19let's find out

03:20and you can too

03:21by going to

03:22DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

03:23how unhot is she

03:24you ready

03:25yes

03:26there we are

03:27I'm right

03:28oh my god

03:29that dude is ugly

03:30oh my god

03:31that looks like a photo shot

03:32Lisa am I right

03:34it's like they put a lady's hair

03:36on a man's face

03:37it's like they merged Fabio

03:39and Dog the Bounty Hunter

03:40okay

03:40that's not homeless hair though

03:42that's not homeless hair

03:44you're right

03:45how is it that luxurious

03:46that is luxurious hair

03:48on the ugliest face

03:49you've ever seen

03:50that's why she can only afford beans

03:51she spends all her money

03:52on shampoo

03:52what

03:53she looks like Jack Palance

03:55it takes a lot

03:56to make Lisa speechless

03:58oh yes

03:59the hair is kind of luxurious

04:00it is

04:01it's clean

04:02it is clean

04:03and done lease

04:04she's like styled that

04:07and washed it

04:08very recently

04:09so she's not homeless

04:11there's no way she's homeless

04:12how does she have

04:13a half can of three beans

04:15so is she just

04:15in the sun

04:16from age 12

04:18to whatever she is

04:19does she take beans

04:20to the beach

04:21no one does

04:22no one does

04:23she looks like

04:23beans at a beach

04:24hot beans

04:25have you ever seen it

04:27and a spoiled egg

04:27oh my god

04:28this is exactly

04:29what I thought

04:30that's the secret

04:31to her hair

04:32is eggs and beans

04:33well

04:33I mean it's not bad

04:35for you

04:36yeah

04:36food choices

04:37that's

04:38their diet

04:39made her hair that good

04:40what about her face

04:41the hair's taking

04:43all the nutrients

04:43because she looks like

04:44like a drunk uncle

04:45I'm trying to

04:47figure out

04:47who she looks like

04:48it is like a man

04:49she does

04:49like a man

04:50no she looks like

04:51an actor right

04:52yeah

04:53like there is someone

04:54I thought it was

04:54Jack Palance

04:55who was trying to

04:56take just the hair off

04:57to see

04:58what face I get

04:59no you know what

05:00there's an actor

05:01he's an older man

05:02and I think

05:03she has a stash

05:04hold on

05:05he's an older man

05:06I see his face

05:08he reminds me

05:09of the guy

05:10she reminds me

05:11of the guy

05:11from No Country

05:12for Old Men

05:12too

05:12Tommy Lee Jones

05:16she does have

05:17kind of

05:18oh my god

05:18Tommy Lee Jones

05:19there's an old guy

05:23there's an older guy

05:25actor

05:26oh my goodness

05:28Clint Eastwood

05:29it's not

05:30he's not

05:31necessarily

05:32super famous

05:33but if you guys

05:33all saw him

05:34you'd be like

05:34oh him

05:35oh damn

05:36I don't know

05:37anyone's name

05:37people are saying

05:37it's a wig

05:38it's not a wig

05:38that's her hair

05:39that's her hair

05:41ladies

05:42Columbo

05:43she's got the face

05:44of Columbo

05:45no

05:45he does

05:46no

05:47Columbo's better looking

05:48I can't

05:49I'm from the 70s

05:50I can't remember

05:52what movie

05:54the old guy

05:54was in

05:55Columbo

05:55again

05:57Columbo

05:57is better looking

05:58than her

05:59oh god

06:00headline

06:01woman arrested

06:01if she covers

06:02man in eggs

06:03and beans

06:04and then

06:04Chuck Swords

06:05nightmare

06:06my god

06:07I'm gonna have

06:07a dream about it

06:09please

06:09stop putting it

06:10in that way

06:11man

06:12covered

06:13soaked

06:14in bean juice

06:15and other

06:16person's bean juice

06:18I don't want to be

06:18covered in that

06:19what kind of beans

06:19was it

06:20it has to be

06:21it has to be

06:22yeah baked beans

06:23go see for yourself

06:24and if you've got

06:25any suggestions

06:26you can always

06:26send us an email

06:27and we can put it

06:28together

06:28but you will not

06:29believe

06:30I mean

06:31it was

06:32worse than I thought

06:34can I tell you

06:35a 10 was closer

06:36I was gonna

06:36I was gonna say

06:37this person

06:39may be

06:40a 10

06:41on the ugly

06:43on the ugly scale

06:45of 10 being

06:46the ugliest

06:46but can you

06:47even with her

06:48nice hair

06:49can you

06:49give her

06:49a 10

06:49that's one point

06:52that gives her

06:53at least a point

06:54you're right

06:54there is no

06:55she's got

06:55beautiful hair

06:56oh it's beautiful

07:01it's beautiful hair

07:02it's clean and styled

07:04I would've rubbed my

07:04fingers through that

07:05I think the secret

07:06is in the beans

07:07we're gonna

07:10we're gonna bust

07:11Lisa

07:11she's like

07:12putting beans

07:12on her hair

07:13steady diet

07:15of beans

07:15and eggs

07:16and your hair

07:16will be

07:17it looks

07:17luxurious

07:18beautiful

07:19it might be

07:19the eggs

07:20and good

07:21beans are beans

07:22good for your hair

07:23I don't

07:23that's a question

07:24I can't answer

07:25right now

07:25oh man

07:26but

07:26you gotta go

07:28check it out

07:28for yourself

07:28at

07:29daveandcheckthefreak.com

Category

Transcript

Recommended