Peep Show: Hurricane Woman's Mugshot

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who was arrested for breaking into someone's unlocked vehicle and her mugshot looks like she was just caught in a hurricane.

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00:00A woman has been arrested in Cape Coral, Florida.

00:10She was caught breaking into a car at Beef O'Brady's.

00:16Okay.

00:17I love that name.

00:18I do too.

00:19Beef O'Brady's.

00:20This was in the restaurant's parking lot.

00:23I'm Beef O'Brady.

00:25Yeah, it's not bad.

00:26They responded to a report of a burglary in progress at the Beef O'Brady's on Del Prado Boulevard.

00:32The owner of the vehicle had left the restaurant and noticed that her driver's side door was open.

00:37As she approached, she noticed a 50-year-old woman, Audra Schwamm, in the driver's seat going through all her stuff.

00:47And trust me, when you see this woman's mugshot, you would not want her touching any of your stuff.

00:54Right.

00:56She's got our mugshot of the day at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

01:00What an honor.

01:01Hmm?

01:02What an honor.

01:03Yeah.

01:05Well, oh my God.

01:08She looks like she was in a hurricane.

01:12Right before this?

01:13And just found from like 20 years ago.

01:17Yeah.

01:18There's a woman caught in an invisible tornado in my car.

01:22Hurricane Andrew did this to my hair.

01:241980s.

01:27She's only 50, huh?

01:29Yeah.

01:29She's 50 years old.

01:31Oh, no, no, no.

01:32This woman is 50 years old.

01:34Oh, man.

01:35Wow.

01:36That's troubling.

01:37It looks like there's just dust in the photo.

01:40Yeah.

01:41From coming off of her.

01:42Yeah, I don't know.

01:42It's like if Pigpen had a mom.

01:45Yeah.

01:45Right?

01:46Mm-hmm.

01:46And she was caught in a tornado or a hurricane and didn't change anything since.

01:52She lost her teeth in that hurricane, too.

01:53Well, yeah.

01:55Yeah.

01:56The teeth have been gone for a while.

01:58Threw her a sender.

01:59My teeth!

02:01My hair!

02:02Yeah.

02:03My face!

02:03Her hair is inexplicable.

02:07Yeah, it doesn't.

02:08Honestly.

02:08It's doing things that I can't.

02:10It looks like it was swirled with wind.

02:13Yeah.

02:13Right?

02:13Yeah.

02:13Or she slept on it like that and hasn't combed it in 50 years.

02:18Yeah.

02:18Or she's like white trash Medusa.

02:20Or if she just never slept for the last 30 years.

02:23Yeah, she actually slept on it.

02:24It's probably a little bit of all of that.

02:30Hasn't looked in a mirror.

02:32So, Lisa, you come out of Beefo Brady's.

02:34Yeah, because that's what I would be doing.

02:36And this woman's touching all your stuff.

02:39So, did she shoot?

02:41Was this a shooting?

02:42No, this wasn't.

02:43Oh, okay.

02:43The other two were shooting.

02:44This wasn't a shooting.

02:45Okay.

02:46Um, the owner cornered this woman in her car, not allowing her to flee.

02:54Hmm.

02:55I let her get out of my car as fast as I can.

02:59Get.

02:59I know.

03:00Go on, get.

03:01That's like a possum.

03:02You won't get that stink out.

03:03That's like a possum one in your.

03:03No.

03:04You won't get that stink out.

03:06Gotta lock those doors.

03:08How do you get that many wrinkles at 50?

03:10I don't know.

03:11You just live outside your whole life, I think.

03:13You're just living outside.

03:14You smoke meth and pass out, right?

03:16Right on the beach.

03:17Right on the beach.

03:18Yep.

03:19No sunscreen.

03:20Yep.

03:21Yeah, that's, I guess.

03:22You turn into a leather couch.

03:23She's been caught in 72 hurricanes and she's lived on a beach.

03:27And that does explain, then, the look we see in front of us.

03:31Yeah.

03:31I wish I saw the whole of her head.

03:35Because I still think there's stuff going on up top that it's cut off in the photo that would still make even less sense.

03:43Because her hair is as bad as it can be.

03:50Oh, yeah.

03:50She's got a list of bookings and stuff when you look her up.

03:56Yeah.

03:57Court records are fairly extensive.

03:58I would think she doesn't have social media, right?

04:04Oh, at least this picture's a little bit better.

04:07Yeah, you can really see the dirt in.

04:08Oh, man.

04:09The dirt in the tan.

04:10Holy cow.

04:11You can really see the extra wrinkles.

04:14Yeah.

04:14It's a little lighter.

04:15It just shows off more.

04:17Oh, you hate to have her name.

04:18Wrinkles don't even make sense, really.

04:20They're not like expression.

04:22They're not their typical expression wrinkles or anything.

04:25No, it's just like, um, you're just.

04:30Your skin is going away.

04:32Yeah.

04:32It's just going away.

04:33Everything's just going away, you know?

04:35Yeah.

04:36It's just going away.

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