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  • 5/9/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak have an update on the guy who was recorded banging a cucumber in public. And then, a guy was smiling in his mugshot after being arrested for flashing people at a car wash.

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00:21Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:25This shocking case caught our eye a couple of months ago.
00:31A man plunging a cucumber into his rectum in public.
00:35I did wonder if this was the one that we had talked about before.
00:38Yes.
00:39The cucumber plunging.
00:40Plunging it, that's wild.
00:43And then, when he couldn't find a cucumber, he used people's railings.
00:49And he shoved them right up his ass.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Well, people need those.
00:53Yeah, they do.
00:54You always touch them, too.
00:55You do always touch them.
00:56You'd hate to know it was up in man's ass.
00:58No, this is the guy who was riding it on the hood of the car, right?
01:02In the parking lot?
01:04Yeah, was he riding?
01:05Maybe he was, yeah.
01:07He went behind the hood.
01:08I just had flashbacks.
01:10Oh, I remember.
01:10This was such a nightmare for me.
01:11Like an alley kind of place?
01:13That was such a nightmare for you?
01:15Yes.
01:15What do you mean?
01:16You don't want a man banging himself with a cucumber on your car?
01:18No, because it became our peep show.
01:20It was.
01:21So you had to blur him and do him and find him and do him.
01:24You already remember that.
01:25He was in an alleyway, right?
01:26Yeah, I think it was an alleyway.
01:28He had a little shopping bag and snuck to the back and then started riding a cucumber.
01:32It was terrible.
01:33It was like the hood of a car.
01:34Totally terrible.
01:34But now he's had his day in court.
01:38What is going to happen?
01:39I didn't do it.
01:39To the cucumber banger?
01:41Here's the update on the story from DC News.
01:44What started as a search for a man pleasuring himself in public with a cucumber, now ending
01:50with a jail sentence for not one, but a string of 11 six packs.
01:55That would be a wild movie scene.
02:00That song playing.
02:02You know, had to have a soundtrack, but as well.
02:06As well, add it to it.
02:08You know.
02:09Don't give me no hand-me-down cubes.
02:11Yeah.
02:12After that.
02:13Hand-me-down cubes.
02:14No.
02:15Gotta pass on those cucumbers.
02:16For a man pleasuring himself in public with a cucumber, now ending with a jail sentence
02:22for not one, but a string of alleged sex acts from late July into early September last year.
02:29There's always a bar raised on the shock factor of things that people would do.
02:34And this raised the bar for you?
02:35Yes, it did.
02:35Just some thoughts outside of Dunbar High School in Northwest DC.
02:39Mere yards down the street where 31-year-old Anthony Hines II was caught on camera in broad
02:46daylight with the vegetable he just pulled from a lunchbox.
02:50Court documents show a string of similar incidents, mostly involving handrails.
02:55And one, police explicitly said, is shaped like a pine cone.
02:58Another handrail, allegedly hit on two occasions, is now wrapped with what looks like sandpaper.
03:05The Ginwan homeowner's backyard reportedly caught Hines using the handle of a garden rake in a sex act.
03:11Public or private, anywhere in your backyard, man, it's not appropriate, I don't think.
03:17But again, there's only so much you can do.
03:19People are people.
03:20I'm just concerned for his release.
03:23Will they just have him on probation?
03:26Will he have to register as a sex offender?
03:31Will he be able to come back in the area?
03:33Homeowners impacted told me they're relieved for a bookend to the bizarre case,
03:38including one whose SUV was targeted with the cucumber,
03:41saying she's grateful for the police work.
03:44Adding, quote, I'm thankful to the community for helping crack the case of the vegetable voyeur
03:49and look forward to enjoying farmer's market season in peace.
03:53That's right, because he did use the grill of that lady's car.
03:56He lodged the cucumber in there to use it as a battering ram up his ass.
04:01Yeah, oh, I'd pound it.
04:02Imagine walking outside and seeing your neighbor wrapping sandpaper around their railing.
04:08And be like, Jimmy, what are you doing over there, man?
04:10There's a man who keeps coming over and banging my railing.
04:15I'm sorry?
04:16He puts it in his backside.
04:18Sandpaper.
04:19Your railing?
04:20My railing.
04:21He bangs it.
04:22You can smell it.
04:25That's too bad.
04:26He's also banged all of the things that you have outside.
04:29Your rake.
04:29Oh, no.
04:30He's banged your rake.
04:31I just raked yesterday.
04:32I'd wash your hands.
04:34I just think that was a potential salad, you know.
04:35That was a potential salad.
04:37It was.
04:38There are people starving, you know.
04:40And we're just banging it.
04:42Salad lives matter.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Okay, let me ask you.
04:45Is that your best way to stop it?
04:46You put sandpaper on there and you think he won't bang?
04:49I think it's effective.
04:50I think it was effective.
04:51Sounds effective.
04:52Don't you think he'll be doing it again in six months?
04:54100%.
04:55Oh, he absolutely can't stop.
04:56If he's banging railing shaped like pine cones.
04:59He just wants things in his butt like all the time, which you understand.
05:03But it's wild to look at a pine cone and think that should go.
05:08Back there.
05:08Right up there.
05:09Yeah.
05:11Yeah, no.
05:12A public pine cone as well.
05:14Yeah, leave the pine cone as well.
05:15That is unfortunate.
05:17I mean, that is a very phallic shaped railing.
05:19I mean, I understand why he did it.
05:21I do.
05:22But.
05:23If you were looking for something, that railing is a poor design.
05:28I guess every railing should.
05:30Well, you can't make them sharp all the time.
05:32No.
05:32Because people would trip and fall into them and die.
05:34And pale themselves.
05:35But if you would bang a pine cone, which is jagged.
05:38A pine cone shaped handle.
05:41It was like a railing shaped, like a decorative railing.
05:44Yeah.
05:45He might bang the sandpaper.
05:46Yeah.
05:47You know, you're right.
05:47He might be into a little bit of pain.
05:48I think you're just trying anything to have a man not put your railing inside of his rear.
05:54You're trying anything, you know?
05:56There's that.
05:57You see the pine cone.
05:58They kind of just put it in the background there.
05:59That's the pine cone shaped railing that he was shoving up his head.
06:03You see it here?
06:03See the outline of that?
06:04Oh, that one.
06:05Yeah.
06:05They didn't really show a good picture of it.
06:07It just kind of faded in the background there.
06:08I think they knew.
06:08They were like, we can't even show that.
06:10It's so.
06:11Got covered in.
06:12Yeah.
06:12I hate how much I knew about it.
06:15Like, as soon as you mentioned it, I closed my eyes and I visualized him.
06:18Because we saw the raw video, right?
06:22Yeah.
06:22We had the raw video of that.
06:23Because I had just erased it completely from my mind until we started.
06:28Oh, like, oh, no.
06:29The alleyway.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I remember.
06:31The violin.
06:32Yeah, it slowly comes back.
06:34Like memento.
06:34You're like, me up there.
06:36Because he was squatting hard.
06:40He spit on his hand.
06:42He did everything to lube it up.
06:44Wow, I didn't need to know that.
06:45You saw it.
06:46He did it.
06:46Yeah, I didn't recall that.
06:47Oh, well.
06:49You have to live with my brain now.
06:50Yeah.
06:51No, thanks.
06:52That's my brain.
06:53Lubed up cukes.
06:54Oh, God.
06:55Lubed up cukes.
06:56The story of Jason Watson.
06:59That's my memoir.
07:00Yeah.
07:01It is nicer.
07:02Lubed up cukes.
07:02That is a bit nicer.
07:03Yeah, someone said ribbed for his pleasure, that pine cone, though.
07:06Yeah.
07:07That's got to be it there, right?
07:08Yeah.
07:08That's it in the distance.
07:10Man, it just sucks.
07:11You've got these pretty cool railings.
07:15Yeah.
07:15You know, you're like, oh, yeah, they're decorative, pretty cool.
07:18This man bangs them.
07:20He needs to talk to someone, huh?
07:22Oh, he's got some real anal addictions.
07:25Just get yourself a plug that vibrates all the time and just turn it on.
07:32That's what you did.
07:33Change your life, right?
07:33Yeah.
07:33I mean, that's how I'm able to do anything.
07:36Right.
07:36You were out.
07:37Like, right now, I'm being pleasured.
07:40I want you to think about that.
07:42Imagine that was reality.
07:44Holy cow.
07:44And we had to work with butt plug, man.
07:46Well.
07:47I mean, that, you couldn't.
07:48You do.
07:49You couldn't.
07:49You are.
07:50I can't.
07:51You can't be here.
07:53No, no, you can't.
07:53If you have a plug in your butt.
07:54But we've said it before.
07:56You can't.
07:56We've done it on this show.
07:57Who has a butt plug in right now?
07:59And so many people do.
08:00It's amazing.
08:01Oh, it's very, very common.
08:02Yes, it's very common.
08:03But at work, your co-workers could have butt plugs in their asses right now.
08:08Look around the room where you are and try and figure out who has a butt plug in their ass.
08:12We know.
08:13It's me.
08:15Do you know?
08:16Yeah.
08:17That's the question.
08:19Yeah.
08:19I mean, I just think, like, you know, there are many devices out there that this guy could get.
08:25I don't think it's about that.
08:26He wants the public part of it, right?
08:29Yeah, you're right.
08:29Make everyone get caught.
08:31He wants you to touch it.
08:32He wants you to probably feel it.
08:34To be outside.
08:35Feel what?
08:36You know, like, listen, man, you're going to put your hand on that.
08:38I think it's simply because of its shape.
08:40I don't think it matters.
08:41I don't think that's part of it.
08:42I think maybe the thrill of being caught might be something to do with it.
08:45Yes, the thrill of being caught and the shape.
08:46It's not like, oh, you're going to touch the railing after I've had it in my bum.
08:50I think if you asked him, I think he would be like, well, that's okay.
08:54That's not the worst thing that someone might have touched it.
08:56I got this, like, spray you put on my garbage cans to keep the raccoons away.
09:01You'd have to spray that.
09:01It's like a burny, stinky stuff.
09:04That would burn his people off.
09:07What if he was attracted to a bit of it?
09:08Sandpaper should be a trick, man.
09:10Oh, you might.
09:11Mmm.
09:12What?
09:12That smells.
09:13That smells bad.
09:15I like that.
09:16Oh.
09:17What if?
09:18What if?
09:19Well, I don't think he'd like the heat.
09:20It's like hot sauce.
09:21Oh, yeah.
09:22Well, the thing is, though, you just never know what someone wants back there.
09:26That's the truth.
09:27That's the Chuck the Freak story.
09:29That's the truth.
09:29You just never know what someone wants back there.
09:30Well, think about it.
09:31If you're used to, like, pine cones and stuff up there, maybe your little extra heat takes it up.
09:39Damn.
09:40You know?
09:41Like a Hall's Bajay.
09:44Menthaliptus?
09:44Like a Hall's Bajay.
09:46Yep.
09:47You know?
09:48Too hot, I think.
09:49I mean, I don't know.
09:50I guess you're right.
09:51Whatever people are eating.
09:51Yeah, try it.
09:52I can't imagine.
09:53Try it when you get home.
09:54Hot sauce in your rectum.
09:55I also can't imagine plunging a cucumber into mine.
09:59So.
10:00I wish I couldn't.
10:05To me, the most disturbing part of the whole thing is when he put that cucumber back into his lunch bag.
10:10That's one of, like.
10:12Yeah, you're right.
10:13That's one of the worst moments.
10:15Yeah, all the buck-luck people are.
10:17You knew the buck-luck lovers would reach out to me right now.
10:21Yeah.
10:21Truck drivers, all sorts of people here.
10:23We've talked to you.
10:24We know you.
10:25We know you're out there.
10:26Rough stuff.
10:27It is.
10:29Hitting the roads.
10:30It is.
10:31With my plug-in.
10:33I'm just saying, there are some plugs out there.
10:34Maybe he could dial it back a bit.
10:39But I doubt it.
10:40I doubt it.
10:41I doubt he will.
10:42All right, and that makes our next pervert seem like nothing.
10:45Well, of course, yeah.
10:46Right?
10:47Yeah.
10:47After you go from this pine cone plunger.
10:51Mm-hmm.
10:51To the next guy.
10:52He just showed off his dong at a car wash.
10:56That's it.
10:56That's nothing.
10:57Let him go.
10:58It's nothing.
10:59That's how you have one of those wiper things rip it right off your body.
11:01Oh, man.
11:03You got to get pretty close to it.
11:04Yeah.
11:05This 44-year-old guy from Plainfield, Illinois, who was showing his private parts to people
11:12washing their vehicles, has been arrested on charges of disorderly conduct.
11:17According to a police spokesperson, a complaint was made with reference to a man seen in a car in a parking lot of a car wash.
11:29The male was seen with his genitalia exposed and aroused while in the vehicle.
11:35The man in the vehicle then left the area.
11:40Alejandro Garcia was identified as a suspect and interviewed at the police department.
11:47Following questioning, he was processed for disorderly conduct.
11:50I wonder what he was targeting.
11:53Was he just targeting the people that were going in?
11:56Or was he targeting?
11:58I don't know if you...
11:59I think this is one of those you wash it yourself.
12:02Oh, okay.
12:03All right.
12:03Okay.
12:04Well, then, it's better than what I was worried about, which is I thought he might have been targeting people that worked at the car wash.
12:11Every once in a while, you go to a car wash, and right at the end, they have, like, what I would say is, like, the drying people would be targeted.
12:21They just always have that hot, hot wind.
12:23Oh, yeah.
12:24And I go through it.
12:26It cracks my windshield.
12:27It's like that hot wind.
12:28Yeah, it cracks my windshield like a spider every time.
12:31Oh, wow.
12:31Oh, yeah.
12:32Yep.
12:33Oh, it's hot, hot wind.
12:34The hot wind.
12:35And I guess he wasn't allowed to be detained because disorderly conduct is not a crime in Illinois that you can detain someone for.
12:41Wow.
12:41Okay.
12:42Well, then, see you later.
12:44But he will face other charges.
12:46And in his mugshot, he doesn't seem to mind.
12:52He seems like he's...
12:53It's his thing.
12:53He's okay with it.
12:54Anyway, he's smiling, at least.
12:56Oh, yeah.
12:57He's like, all right.
12:59He's smiling.
13:01Yeah, that was me.
13:02Hey!
13:02He's putting on, like, a million-dollar smile a little bit.
13:07Right.
13:07He's like...
13:08Pretty proud.
13:09Ding!
13:09Yeah, that's crazy.
13:11That's crazy.
13:11He's smiling.
13:12It really is.
13:13I'm so happy with what I've done.
13:16Mugshot, yeah, right here.
13:17Yeah, let's do it.
13:18I'm the guy.
13:19I'll go right over there for a long time.
13:22But car wash flasher, after everything we talk about, seems like...
13:25Oh, yeah, no, I know.
13:26Yeah, that's nothing.
13:27Ain't nothing.
13:29Show your dong at a car wash, I guess.
13:30No.
13:31Don't do that.
13:31I guess don't.
13:32Don't do that.
13:33But at least he's like, you don't want to get a hit with the wax, right?
13:37No.
13:37Oh, my God, yeah.
13:39No, who can afford the wax these days?
13:41Right, that is.
13:43No thanks.
13:44Wow.
13:44Let's go with basic.
13:45We'll go basic.
13:46I went through a car wash, and the top thing you could select was, like, $28.
13:52I mean...
13:53It's very expensive.
13:54Are you kidding me?
13:55And I'll be honest, I don't think it does anything different.
13:57I really don't.
13:58I do think the one jizz they spray at the end does something...
14:01I think they just have different color.
14:02I think they have different colors that they just spray on.
14:06Like, you could always tell if you're behind someone who's gone all the way, it's like
14:10they were like, oh, there's a purple spray, and a yellow, and a blue, and a green.
14:14I was a part of a club for a minute, for a little while.
14:18Car wash club.
14:19And I thought, well, this is great and easy, and I'll just go and get my car washed all
14:23the time.
14:23Well, I didn't get my car washed all the time, and I did the math on it.
14:26Don't do the math on it.
14:28No, don't do the math.
14:28How much I spent on one car wash, you know, dividing it up between how many times I used
14:33it.
14:33You'd have to go, like, every day, right?
14:35Yeah.
14:35More than what I did.
14:37You'd have to go a couple times a week.
14:38So I canceled that right away.
14:39I never have been, hardly ever, through a car wash, but I know I've always been anti-wax.
14:44You just say no to the last time.
14:46Take a hard stand.
14:47Anti-wax.
14:48Why is that?
14:49So much more.
14:50No one needs the wax.
14:51No.
14:52I find it to be a stupid product.
14:56To me, the only way it really works is if you really took the time and did it with
15:01your hand.
15:02You can't just, like, spray something on and hope it works, right?
15:05We're not falling for that.
15:06I don't know.
15:07We're all falling for that?
15:08Do you think that rain protector does work?
15:11Because it does seem to bead and fall off the car?
15:13How long does it last?
15:14I don't know.
15:15I did get my car detailed the other day, and it was, like, a brand new car.
15:19Oh, man.
15:19Like, hello.
15:20Hi.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Hey, who are you?
15:23Look at how shiny you are.
15:25Look at those.
15:25Lisa just pops the hood and looks at the engine, like, wow.
15:29Whoa, baby.
15:31Wow.
15:31That's why we started dating.
15:35Like, I remember.
15:36Now I remember.
15:39That's hilarious.
15:40Yo, mine is like a filthy whore right now.
15:42Oh, get it cleaned out.
15:43I'm waiting until after the construction is completely done.
15:46Yeah.
15:46And then I'm going to take her and really treat her to a nice day out.
15:51Mine's like a guy walking in the alleyway banging cucumbers.
15:56It smells like that, too.
15:59It's awful.
15:59I'm sure it smells like that.
16:01It's leaking stuff.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:02It smells like a cucumber's been up someone's ass in here.
16:04Holy cow.
16:05What a mess.
16:07Mine's like, he's homeless and he's busy.
16:10He's a busy homeless man.
16:13He's one busy homeless man.
16:15Oh, well.
16:18And he's secret.
16:21Yep.
16:21Oh, goodness.
16:23Yeah.
16:23You can't tell a lot of person about a person by their car.
16:27Sure.
16:27And normally I care and I don't care.
16:29I was just, every day I was stepping in mud and getting into that and I just couldn't.
16:33I had to give up caring about it for a while.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Yeah.
16:37Yeah.
16:37I never really have cared.
16:38Yeah.
16:39When I stopped caring about this Jeep, after I had like every two minutes, like another rock
16:45would hit my windshield and I realized I'm not, I'm just not going to keep replacing
16:48windshields.
16:49I just don't care anymore and I would go into a car wash and where I didn't even know that
16:57I was hit by a rock on the windshield, all of a sudden from like the bottom where you
17:01couldn't see like giant spiders of broken glass and I'm like, oh my God, here we go
17:07again.
17:07So then I just had to stop.
17:09I had to stop going.
17:10Yeah.
17:11All my cars end up looking like they've been through that Terminator battle.
17:14Oh yeah.
17:14Like it's true.
17:15Yeah.
17:16It's crazy.
17:17Yeah.
17:17Jumping off the, I'm just like, so I don't expect a windshield at some point.
17:22Yeah.
17:22I'll see you next time.