Big Poolside Karen

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was upset at the pool because the towels were too small for her. This was after discussing news about an old guy making a scene and bomb threat at the Fort Lauderdale airport.

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00:00I don't know if you heard about this, but the entire Fort Lauderdale airport was shut

00:07down for several hours over the weekend because of a bomb threat.

00:11I didn't hear that.

00:12No.

00:12Well, we got all the details now, and they're pretty dumb.

00:16Okay.

00:17Turns out an old guy from Canada made the threat.

00:22That's right.

00:23He was angry about the baggage fee.

00:28Go on.

00:29What are you talking about?

00:32You got to pay for the bag, sir.

00:34No way.

00:35$50.

00:36Yep.

00:37So just bring that cash or your cards.

00:39It's a joke.

00:4274-year-old Weagle Rosen.

00:44Weagle?

00:45Weagle.

00:45Weagle Rosen was checking in for his flight from Fort Lauderdale to Toronto.

00:52An Air Canada worker at the desk said, sir, you did not pay for your carry-on bag in advance.

00:59You're going to have to pay for that now.

01:01Oh, boy.

01:02He was pissed.

01:05Oh, my God.

01:05Yeah.

01:05So he stormed off and left his bag behind.

01:10But they yelled after him saying, sir, you cannot leave your bag here.

01:16Why not?

01:17It's got a bomb in it.

01:19That's exactly what he said.

01:21Yeah.

01:22That is almost word for word what he said.

01:25Why not?

01:26There's a bomb in it.

01:29Come on.

01:30Yes.

01:30Why not?

01:31There's a bomb in it.

01:31Three terminals had to be evacuated.

01:36The whole airport was shut down for four hours.

01:40Thousands of people got delayed.

01:43Of course, there was no bomb.

01:44It was just an angry, pissed off old guy.

01:48Once I say it, and then you start taking it seriously, even if I'm like, no, just let

01:55I open it.

01:56I'll show you.

01:56It's just my clothes.

01:57They're like, no, you can't even go near it now.

01:59Right.

02:00Because you said it, you dummy.

02:01Right.

02:01Now we have to do all of this because you said it.

02:04Thanks for saying it, man.

02:06Yeah.

02:06You know, like they knew right then and there, like everything's effed.

02:10Yeah.

02:10No, they don't.

02:11They don't do jokes.

02:12They don't.

02:13I made a joke at that emergency exit that one time and they were not very pleased.

02:17Oh, yeah.

02:17Yeah.

02:18It was just like, I don't think I'm emotionally able to handle it.

02:21And they were like, you have to move, sir.

02:23Yeah.

02:23We're going to move here right now.

02:24Yeah.

02:24It was like, no jokes.

02:26Just joking.

02:26Yeah.

02:27She was like, no, they don't.

02:28No airport airplane jokes allowed.

02:30I was like, sorry.

02:31I was, it was in that row and a guy didn't realize you have to verbally say it.

02:36He just said, he was like, like, they were like, can we do this?

02:40He was like shaking and giving him.

02:42Yes.

02:43And she finally was like, sir, you have to verbally let me know it's okay.

02:48Yeah.

02:48I think they have to say that.

02:50You have to verbally, verbally let me know that you can handle that.

02:54He was like.

02:55Yeah.

02:56Got it.

02:57Thumbs up.

02:58Yeah.

02:59Shake the hand.

03:00Thumbs up.

03:00Double thumbs up.

03:02Write down yes on a piece of paper.

03:04I had a real stickler about the belt.

03:07When I, when I flew this last time, I had to make a big scene, dude.

03:09It sucked so bad.

03:10The lady or the dude came around.

03:12He was like, he's like, you need a seatbelt thing.

03:14Or he's like, your seatbelt's not attached.

03:16And I'm like, I need a belt extender.

03:19Yelled it.

03:19Yeah.

03:20I just yelled it and like was scared people.

03:22And he brought it back.

03:24Yeah.

03:26Yeah.

03:27I'm taking care.

03:29When you get on the plane, you're just like, you know, you're going to extend her.

03:31Yeah.

03:32I was like, I just was going to not buckle it because I was like, if I hit my head and die,

03:37that's fine.

03:38Yeah.

03:39Turbulence.

03:40You have to buckle it.

03:41Yeah.

03:42No.

03:42I didn't care.

03:43But then, you know, he got me the belt extender.

03:45I embarrassed myself.

03:46It's all good.

03:46I was at a pool once where a big lady went off on this poor, like, you know, it was just

03:51a pool worker about how their towels were so small, she couldn't get it around herself.

03:57Oh, well.

03:57So she made a scene?

03:58She made a scene.

04:00Like, it's so ridiculous that you don't have bigger towels.

04:03And this, like, 17-year-old pool worker is like, ma'am, I don't buy-

04:06I'm not in charge of buying towels.

04:08I don't buy the towels here.

04:09I just, they're just, they're free towels for you to use to dry off.

04:12I can barely dry my legs.

04:15Or at least washcloth.

04:16At least just give people washcloths to dry off.

04:19Better go get me some safety pins.

04:21But she was one of those Karens, right?

04:23Yeah.

04:23A big Karen who had something to prove and didn't care if anyone heard, like, wasn't

04:27embarrassed at all about talking about her size or no.

04:30Big poolside Karen.

04:31Big poolside Karen was pissed.

04:33I mean, they were tiny, I will say.

04:35They were tiny, but you still don't say anything.

04:39You can't yell at the kid working there like it's his fault.

04:42He's like, I couldn't think of anything less I care about, man.

04:45Then your circumference lose some weight.

04:53Lady.

04:55There's a section in the grocery store called vegetables.

05:01Try those for about six months.

05:04Run around there if you can.

05:05If you can muster up the leg strength to get yourself to the vegetables, try not to take

05:12the automatic cart.

05:15Push one for once.

05:16Get your mobility cart.

05:17Roll.

05:17Take it through.

05:18Stroll through the vegetables.

05:21Ma'am.

05:22As she was having her rant to, this other woman walked by with one towel, like, completely

05:26tied around herself.

05:27Of course, yeah.

05:28That's hilarious.

05:29Probably strutting her stuff.

05:31Yeah.

05:32I'd be like, that hot chick has no problems.

05:39Have you thought of tying several together?

05:43There's another solution called not swimming.

05:47Don't get wet in the first place, dummy.

05:49Stay dry.

05:50You're too large.

05:51Stand in the sun.

05:54You'll dry in the same way that the earth did.

06:00I love that he's getting mean.

06:01Yeah.

06:02Big pull aside, Garen.

06:03She wouldn't expect that, I don't think.

06:04No.

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