Peep Show: Tales From The Ladies Locker Room

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about strange encounters in the women's locker room after Lisa had a very weird interaction with a pants-less old lady who was asking her about the weather.

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00:00speaking of working out i went to the gym yesterday yeah and you know how you guys

00:11always talk about like the old men in the locker rooms that are nude all the time we've just talked

00:16about that recently yeah well i had an encounter with an old lady who do tell lisa she was i was

00:22rushing in i was putting my stuff in the locker because i was late for my session running late

00:28for my session so i'm trying to hurry up and she has no pants on hello and she asked asked me about

00:32the weather and she looked me dead in the eye with no pants like full bush didn't look but i mean no

00:39panties either right like she was getting dressed or she was in the middle and she's like can you

00:45tell me about the weather what's it like out there i'm trying to decide if i'm even putting pants on

00:51is it warm it looks sunny i was like is this lady asking me about the weather right now

00:56with the pants on yes it was hot and moist outside yeah

00:59i don't know i don't know the weather changes in these parts i've been pantsless in here for hours

01:10i've been in here for about eight hours waiting for somebody i got here at 3 a.m short pants long

01:17pants what do you got on here at 3 a.m i'm looking dead in the eye yeah she said well she said it was

01:26really cold in the morning you know like yesterday morning like yeah it was pretty cold but it's

01:31warming up out there the sun makes it feel a little nicer i didn't know what yeah that's way more

01:37words that happened before that's way more than you wanted to shape or no no no no no i don't know

01:45what i mean i don't know she wasn't like overweight or anything but i don't know how older she was

01:51older yeah we getting rain out there yeah with her vag out that's so crazy i can feel it my legs

01:59very ghost veins yeah must be getting quite cold out there i heard it's gonna warm up next week

02:08i like to stand in here with my pants down and psych people out i'm airing it out

02:14tremendous bush very you bet i bet she's he's older she had to have it oh yeah yeah i'm sure of it i just

02:23looked her in in the eye you know like in the face i was like and i was trying to turn away and i'm

02:28like yeah okay i i don't know so yeah because your peripheral would have seen the skin of the legs

02:35yeah i knew i knew no no i knew i can't no pants because as a guys we've done the same thing right you

02:41can tell someone's not wearing yeah exactly never can no never ever want to meet gaze so you keep

02:47your eyes up or uh to the side and then i found out that there's a woman at the gym the gym's an

02:53interesting place i love it i love just the people there are so interesting but there is a woman that

02:57goes in the bathroom and she'll leave the stall unlocked and i believe it's on purpose because

03:02someone that works there has walked in on her 10 times

03:05she wants someone to walk in on and it happens like different staff members people have walked

03:15in it happens all the time so she just sits in there and waits and then she's like a funnel web

03:22spider yeah trapped you it's really and so you they end up apologizing to her oh i'm sorry i'm sorry

03:30you know but then like you have to lock the door after a while you have to tell her you have to lock

03:34the door but she won't lock the door i don't like it she's like chuck when he goes to the

03:38yeah exactly oh you got me he did that to me too yeah well they're both scared of being locked in and

03:44i'd be able to get out that's strange so okay but what's her deal though that fascinates me more

03:51than the pantsless old broad what's up with the bathroom bitch i don't know yeah i think that's a

03:56wild one older too she's waiting for the male guy to come clean the bathroom but it's only it's only

04:01women right that would walk in on her it's only it's a women wow my guess is that's what she's

04:06after that's so crazy you hear about this stuff with guys but you don't hear about it with oh let's

04:11open this up to the ladies have you had a strange lot we've here we hear from guys all the time

04:16but ladies have you had a strange locker room encounter at the gym or wherever uh 1-855-954-6969

04:231-855-954-6969 or text us at 4-6969 i love that she was talking about the weather that's such a funny

04:31thing that's such an old lady topic typical old lady topic it's like humidity's probably on its way

04:38oh here it comes i'm not ready for it

04:42spring is in the air my joints hurt when it rains when it rains i really feel the aches

04:50pains in my bones i can tell it's warming up because i don't want to pull my pants up yet

04:55this woman said i had a lady ask me to give her a breast exam in the locker room what i'm not sure

05:01if she's a doctor or not or she just was like can you see if i've got lumps listen come here

05:06i've got a sneaking suspicion that this right here

05:12give me your hand let me see your hand for a sec you feel about you feel a lot do you feel it no

05:20you don't what about this one sounds over there sounds like walking in on james and chuck yeah

05:25exactly we're doing a breast exam leave us alone chuck has very sensitive nipples and he thinks it

05:30could be cancer i'm making sure he's all good check with your mouth they're lump free yeah my tongue is

05:35the best way come on let me see where else i don't even know what like i mean even if you're

05:43a doctor it's still not appropriate no it's not right no it is not more rain this year than there's

05:49ever been so said i used to work in a gym i was part of the cleaning staff i had this one old lady

05:55that would start conversations with me while she was blow drying her vag with the hair oh my god

06:01that's crazy yeah they're so loud too if i walked into that i just turn around and walk right back out

06:10i don't i don't know no i mean hi hey how you doing how's the weather out there

06:21i'm almost dry just wait you can use it on your hands any second

06:27the hair takes a little longer to dry you know how it is

06:34they gotta keep hitting that button they gotta keep hitting the button

06:40that is because that that's all blown around right oh my god yes

06:45kids blowing everywhere yeah i feel like there are guys doing this all the time too

06:50yeah i think we've heard about guys guys do it the women part that's shocking that's what guys

06:56are crazy pigs right they don't care women blow drying their vagus is that that must be what those

07:01old dudes are doing they're air drying i think they're air drying yeah they're air drying yeah i know

07:06he got really grossed out eureka so weird yeah i know get you a towel yeah we all managed to do it

07:16right you can still kind of air dry with a towel wrapped around you as a guy yes for sure it's

07:21okay yeah it might take a bit longer um someone said you had the blow drying ladies blow dry their

07:29genitals just oh my as frequently i guess be thankful you didn't see that right yeah i'm going to the gym

07:36more though so who knows what i'll see oh yeah you're in for it now it's got a hell of a blast to it

07:42hey uh stand back this one's made by dyson i don't know what's gonna happen

07:52i don't know you're supposed to put your hands inside this one i'm gonna try and get my legs

08:00they get harder and harder to use these things

08:09they get harder and harder and harder to use these things to do you want to try and get harder

08:14so i'm going to try and get harder and harder and harder to do it

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