Pool Poop Siren

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about disgusting things that happen in a pool and Chuck tells the story about when a resort he was visiting had to sound the poop siren multiple times!

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00:00um we've seen people get kicked out of a pool for different reasons remember that

00:08big bra that was shaving her legs right in the pool disgusting this one a little different

00:14mother was just kicked out of a pool because she was breastfeeding in the pool

00:21what the mother was at the pool with her 10 month old she was taking her son for swimming lessons

00:32when she was told to get out of the water when she was spotted breastfeeding why because it posed a

00:40hygiene risk to other swimmers yeah well yeah i don't know what you have you can't do that the

00:47reasons they gave me uh no food or drink ever allowed in the pool yeah getting milk in the

00:51water is a hygiene risk yeah the baby also may vomit in the water which is also a hygiene risk

00:56oh good the worst what what there's like the second time we ever went to a resort i saw a girl who was

01:05probably too young to be drinking at this mexican uh swim up bar yeah and she had a big fruity drink

01:10and then threw up right into the pool oh yeah and it just washed yeah isn't that funny how

01:16it just goes away right and kind of just melted into the pool yeah it became the pool no one

01:25from the staff saw it and it just became part of the pool some of the grossest places i've ever been

01:31one of them uh nickelodeon oh oh god water park and hotel man that's just all poop huh um there was

01:40at least three poop evacuations oh i'm sorry to say that while you're drinking yeah because they

01:48probably have like a light and a siren well the problem is they have a big loud siren that goes off

01:53all the time and then slime comes down and coats some kid in a green slime and then it just goes into

01:59the pool itself yeah um but then yeah we got another one this one's diarrhea phil you're gonna

02:08you're gonna want to get over here for this meet you there nickelodeon

02:13everybody here at the nickelodeon thank you so much for coming and for you swimming but we have

02:21a problem because of a child they need some of the poop into the water slide and we'll pause

02:30for the cleaning please thank you everyone out of the pool everyone out of the pool everyone out of

02:37the pool so you get out of the pool you're out of the pool for about um you know about four minutes

02:46you're out of the pool and then it's okay everyone back in the pool everything fine everything clean

02:52everything totally fine and clean okay thank you enjoy your day here nickelodeon

02:58the party just like continues again yep it really does and then you know and probably a half an hour

03:07later it's right around the lunchtime hour uh once again sirens start blaring

03:14everybody here welcome to nickelodeon resort uh we have to tell you that um there's been another

03:24incident into the pool please um everyone out of the pool out of the pool and the one time

03:32the one time it was crazy because i could see the poop oh yeah you know it sunk right had sunk right

03:40to the bottom and they were and they were trying to figure out that's a fiber in that one yeah it was

03:45a thick one and they were trying to figure out how they were gonna get it oh just take the pool skimmer

03:53and just dip it under the water and fish it out i don't understand why it's only closed for a couple

03:57of minutes and then the party well this is what i'm saying yeah like it's all good yeah it was just

04:02back so yeah they fired it back up so they had like almost like a meeting like cops had an accident

04:10scene with cigars and stuff and they're like what do you think bill look at that one sank to the bottom

04:15what do you think we're gonna do with that one i don't know i do not know how we're going to fish

04:19it out and what do you how do you think the best way to go about this one is you think it's a net

04:23i think like casino james said you go get the net you get a net this one's a because this one's a sinker

04:28and a stinker if we could somehow just make a little bit of motion in the water and have it

04:35move off of the bottom and scoop i will move it with my net and you will scoop it you gotta go dive down

04:45get a dive suit i got the scoop here you guys need me to hop in oh my god i got the removal

04:50ready to go down and get it just taking the poop out of the water doesn't fix the water no and so

04:56like they would take the poop out and then they would what would happen then when the poop was at

05:01the bottom of the pool what did they do everyone got out yeah they they scooped the poop out and then

05:07they just like let you couldn't you couldn't go back in for like five minutes and i guess that was

05:14enough time for them to say oh the water has been tested circulating no test there's no test

05:20there's no way i mean honestly there's so much chemicals in the water like you're burning from

05:26it right i mean so i'm assuming you know like roland at the end of the day came out and it looked

05:34like he'd been in a washing machine like he's just covered in like bumps and you know that happened

05:41to be at one of those family places it changed the color of my swim trunks and that's the only

05:44reason these guys opened back up because like the one turd was rolling down one of the slides

05:50it was like the water was kind of pushing it the turd was on vacation

05:55a kid literally pooped like right at the top of one of the slides and they were waiting and it just

06:05rolled down you just watched a turd roll down that was your vacation that was it now you know why he's

06:11going anywhere and then so the other turd and then the other two turds were in the pool one was a

06:19floater they dealt with that one pretty quick the sink the sinker uh was the toughest one they had

06:27to deal with but all of them like all of them were the same thing and it's funny because i was like

06:34what did they do to the slide did they send like a little latin man down like did he did he slide on

06:39a towel so that it made sure it was clean because i didn't see any of that and i was like to kids

06:45don't go on that slide i was like that slide right there had poop in it i said you're not that slide

06:51is bad what did they do like there was no scrubbing a turd went all the way down and came out the

07:01bottom onto the onto like the splash pad it was like it just rode the ride

07:07i mean it was oh god latin man not a great day for him i gotta start at the top of slide

07:17a little guy they needed a little guy too because that was the kid area

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