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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who woke up in the wrong AirBnB and take calls from listeners about the strange places they've woken up after a night of partying.

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00:00here's a bad place to wander into a drunk 19 year old wandered into an airbnb in milwaukee
00:13went to sleep in one of the beds what he didn't realize is that three cops were renting the place
00:22at the time oh no and happened to be staying there crazy way to wake up incredibly crazy
00:28way around you imagine how intimidating that must have been that guy's life man he was like oh my god
00:34yeah i woken up random places yeah like a bunch there's those dudes though there's i've i had
00:45friends that woke up in other people's houses oh yeah or places they used to rent usually they just
00:50make it to the lawn yeah that was my buddy's dad was like that my buddy's dad was that guy he made
00:56to the lawn he would like fall asleep on other people's lawn wow they don't quite make it they
01:02didn't quite make it home yeah there's been nights i was drunk and i thought i was gonna walk like
01:07eight miles home in the winter and then like uh i like came back to where everybody was and i was
01:14like didn't make it almost died i know it's only been 15 minutes listen um i'm gonna need a ride
01:20home that's totally it there was more confidence involved i got this i was i was like fine it's a
01:27blizzard that's fine i'll walk it's only eight miles and then i walked and uh for about 10 minutes and
01:35was like this is uh this is how i'm gonna die you came back looking like a snowman
01:40listen to this we were in italy buddy of mine wasted gets off on the seventh floor instead of
01:50the sixth floor walk to the room where he thought it was turns out he slept all night in a room with
02:00a greek couple because they didn't want to wake him up and they were super chill they even got him
02:05breakfast in the morning oh that's nice wow those hotels can get tricky you always hear stories
02:13about people getting into the wrong room yes but a greek couple to take care of you all night is a
02:18unique story that's what i'm looking for actually in life
02:21he'll do whatever they need as long as they take care of them yeah make me food and stuff you hear
02:31chuck's in a threesome now yeah it's not sexual it's just a non-sexual throuple with
02:36some people yeah non-sexual throuple until he gets furious and walks away yeah i mean i know how
02:43i know how it'll end i know how it'll end i'll be like please come back please i'm like no i'm not
02:51coming back you greek sons of don't believe well please no don't believe all that tzatziki sauce
03:02you think i'm not gonna get sick of it good morning oh shut up i'm out of here
03:08he's evading hard today you're not gonna find an italian couple change it up i always knew chuck
03:17would end up in a throuple i've said it for years yeah it'll be non-sexual brad's in tampa
03:22hey brad how you doing man good how are you good what happened what's your story i was trying to
03:28walk across town to my girlfriend and all of a sudden i just woke up in the front lobby of a
03:37nursing home on the couch oh my and nobody said anything to me i just like opened my eyes and saw
03:44people in wheelchairs and the people working there behind the desk got a drunk guy here it's
03:49entertaining they don't get much action whoa check this out drunk guy are you serious look at him
03:56yeah look at him sleep let's let him sleep and then just stare at him quietly so that when he wakes up
04:02he's all discombobulated yeah it'll be hilarious pretend we know him yeah let's let how about we
04:08act like zombies oh my god great idea uh frank is in florida hi frank how are you well that's another
04:18hey how's it going we're doing good man uh what happened to you all right so you know i was at
04:24it's probably my early 20s i'm with my couple friends couple chicks so you know we're blown out of
04:29our faces drunk so like let's get some ecstasy you know all right so call the person and this is
04:36like you know a train station parking lot so he got into somebody else's car meanwhile the dealer was
04:43like two cars down watching it too and we were all watching and he gets out of that car
04:49car contact tells us it was like two old people either like living we're losing you man
04:56he hopped into an old person's car to try and buy some ecstasy yeah how confusing would that be for
05:02that person ecstasy i don't know what you're talking about he wants ecstasy
05:07he wants to be in sexual ecstasy well let's do it it's been a while
05:20come here fella slide my panties down
05:24oh my god jesus yeah i'm working here get the lube
05:32i'm working here i'm working here what do you want from me we're doing this
05:38yeah we're going there we're about to have sex with a drug seeker
05:44let us have sex for god's sakes lease
05:48double team this ecstasy
05:51ride them ride them
05:54i'm riding them
05:57i'm getting in the mix
06:00i'm getting in the mix right now
06:04i'm in
06:06tag i'm in
06:08i'm riding them
06:11i'm riding them
06:16no no why did i lead you here
06:18stop go back
06:20let me watch
06:20take it in
06:23wow
06:24this is exciting
06:26we're just gonna have a regular day
06:30what a mistake he made
06:33night of his life
06:36the mistake of mistakes
06:37did you get your ecstasy boy
06:41turns out you were in the wrong car
06:44can you believe it
06:47we had all that sex and you were in the wrong car
06:50your friends watched
06:52they got it on video
06:55my husband rode you
06:56yep
06:59we both rode you
07:03i'm working here
07:08what do you want from me
07:10that's another truffle i want to be in
07:11oh god
07:15my husband rode you
07:17we're taking this all the way
07:21yeah
07:22we're taking it all the way
07:23not you
07:24what you'd expect
07:25for sneaking versus me
07:26no
07:27quite a twist
07:29that's why you don't
07:30get two ways
07:31yeah
07:32what's the lesson
07:33there's your lesson
07:34yeah
07:36because an old man could ride you
07:38what car are you in
07:39make sure it's your drug dealer's car
07:41we're about to sex this stranger
07:46you know it
07:48that's why we come here
07:49all right
07:55let's move on
07:58okay
07:58okay
07:58Yeah.