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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories about times their parents or grandparents were arrested and one story involves a crazy senior party.

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00:00how did your parent or grandparent get arrested denise from warren will start us off first hi
00:16denise good morning good morning uh balls lisa balls so it was your grandma yes how did your
00:23grandma get arrested um she was doing 75 in a residential she had just gotten her license uh
00:29a couple weeks earlier english was not her first language lord and then when she got pulled over
00:35she started cussing the guys out in german and they couldn't understand a word she was saying she
00:41was so mad that they dared to pull her over this is a wicked old lady
00:46i've been with your grandma and ready to pedal to the metal this is the autobahn she's probably
00:56listening to just some german rock up in with your grandma we're going to the store
01:00oh grandma slow down grandma this is my favorite band after falco
01:08your grandma's i love some music
01:11grandma's driving music have yourself aversus and stop being such a pussy
01:18oh jeez cots on my tail
01:22times to florid
01:26your grandma takes turns like a beast
01:29and that's just your grandma singing along to it
01:40i love this part yeah watch out for the german grandma drivers um this one came in through text
01:49grandpa got taken in for driving his golf cart erratically on the way to texas roadhouse in the
01:56villages in florida yeah and he got lippy when they questioned him about his whiskey flask
02:01that's my whiskey flask you son of a bitch
02:04there's all sorts of trouble at that place the villages how many seniors get arrested at the
02:10villages i feel like the seniors at the villages you need to check for cocaine uh this one my
02:14grandfather lives in the villages too and he told me how they all take mdma and they all organize a
02:19nude swim in a pool that's not supervised it was wild 17 imagine that pool people
02:25drown that pool oh that pool smells like ben gay naked old people rave party
02:32grab your weird dr seuss cat and hat hats
02:36could you imagine you walked around the corner just to see and there's a naked pool rave happening of
02:46seniors crazy dude oh hey grandson thanks for coming yeah the molly's over there on that table
02:54i can't hear you boy the music's loud who her i don't know i just met her yep she's blowing me
03:01yes yes she is i love this part
03:04i can taste colors you know
03:17i uh spin on tuesdays
03:23you know yeah jim couldn't be here because he had an allergic reaction to the foam last week
03:28the foam made him swell up his whole body turned purple hold on while grandpa does a line
03:37oh that picture ain't up in the midst of a molly party doesn't it
03:42look at these glasses it's like what the guy in muse wears
03:50get your hands up everybody
03:54here we go
03:58it's right
04:01oh he changed it on us
04:04this guy's good look at all these titties
04:08oh my god
04:10i would in a weird sick way i'd love to see just peek into a senior rave that'd be crazy
04:17oh i mean look at that hot little mama dressed like pikachu
04:21the guy texted us back
04:23it did get raided by the village police
04:26hey cops are here eat the molly
04:28run
04:28eat all the molly
04:29eat that nude old bitch
04:31the nude old people just jumped into their high speed golf carts
04:35and there was high speed golf cart chases
04:37it was nude old people chaos
04:40i'm rolling balls
04:41save yourselves
04:44parties in my house
04:46meet in the forest
04:50oh yeah oh that's no bob's not dead he's just on ketamine
04:54he got into special k
04:57grab him
04:58hold on
05:00the village police busted
05:07their molly
05:09nude swim rave
05:12could you imagine being a village policeman
05:15that would be crazy
05:17no
05:17because you know you're not really in for it ever
05:20but boy you're breaking stuff up all the time
05:22all the time
05:22and you're seeing stuff
05:23oh you've seen everything
05:24you're seeing stuff
05:25last week i tried to outrun them and my balls got caught in the wheel well in my golf cart
05:29oh that hurt
05:30can i tell you it hurt
05:32the molly made it okay though
05:34yeah
05:34felt kinda nice
05:36yeah my balls were actually on the tire tread
05:40i didn't even know it
05:42burned him half off
05:44ah the villages
05:48it's worth a trip
05:49this is dead mouse
05:51i love dead mouse
05:54senior race
05:58hilarious