Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about times they found their parents strange sex toy and one of the calls involves a bottle of lube.
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00:00uh kim's calling us from southwest florida hi kim how are you this morning good so this guy asked
00:11the internet about a mysterious tool he found in his dad's toolbox turns out they were bdsm nipple
00:16toys you had a comment i found anal lube and just about died um i was going for in the medicine
00:26cabinet like why would they keep it did it say on there did it say anal lube like written out or was
00:33there a different name anal lube i mean you couldn't mistake it for anything else and i would
00:37stand out when you open up your medicine cabinet yes absolutely okay one why were you in their
00:41medicine cabinet i was looking for antacids or headache medicine i don't even remember after
00:48i saw that i just slammed the door and was out of there i was like is there you know there could be
00:56medical stuff i was gonna say like is there any chance like any chance that they did like anal
01:01lube though i mean there's different enemas or if they did their own colonics at home if you if there
01:07is i don't think so either i'm just trying to figure it out not for it to be called anal lube i mean
01:12there's other stuff people use anal lube sometimes to do butt stuff that they need to from a doctor
01:18i don't know oh like non-sexual yeah i don't know i don't know i feel like anal lube pretty loose back
01:23there by the time i'm a senior you'll be able to just reach right in jesus i don't know anything
01:29about old people asses i guess no that's good you know i think it's something you tell yourself to
01:34get through life yeah it was something medical grandma has definitely had to be medical analese yeah
01:40no i bet it feels but i imagine you open it up and it's like anal lube
01:46it screams at you
01:48it does
01:49it does
01:50it's like if i wanted to buy some right now
02:00oh yeah i can look it up for you here everything's on my computer
02:06like if i went to amazon and put in anal lube yeah exactly like what do we find that just says
02:12it right on that that just says it big i'm sure
02:15oh my god
02:16hashtag lube life
02:18yeah lube life
02:19lube life
02:20anal lube
02:22anal lube well there's analese right there
02:24oh the anal lube there's it right there it says it right on it
02:27there it is we've got it
02:29the one with a picture you can't deny that one
02:32you can't that's because that's cherry flavor
02:34that's an intimate moment
02:36if you get cherry flavor you're up to even crazier stuff
02:39okay hold on a second can i ask this question
02:41sure i'm a little naive
02:42ask away
02:43okay you put analese on
02:45because you're going to get to there
02:47yeah
02:48but it's cherry flavor
02:49which means i'm gonna taste it
02:51yeah you can lick it off your fingers
02:52yeah are you that
02:53won't it freeze
02:55won't it ease up my mouth
02:56uh
02:59wouldn't the numbing effect spread to my mouth
03:01well if you're talking about
03:02analese but if it's just
03:05no but i'm talking about analese
03:06because this is cherry flavor analese
03:08well click on it and see what people say
03:09not all of them have a desensitizing thing
03:12some of them are just a lubricant
03:13this says desensitize
03:14yeah well that one would probably desensitize your mouth
03:16what is it
03:17it says desensitize
03:19it's analese desensitize
03:21i have an idea
03:23we'll buy some
03:24yes
03:25we'll slather up some hot dogs or sausages with it
03:27okay
03:27we'll try it out
03:29and see
03:29jesus
03:30all right
03:30let's get numb
03:31pass
03:31pass on that party
03:32i got another idea
03:33analese challenge
03:34we don't want to be at
03:36no james i'm not coming to your analese party
03:38yeah
03:39pass for science
03:40sausage fest experiment
03:42yeah
03:42james's sausage fest
03:44party pass
03:45sausage science
03:47with james
03:48i love it
03:49i love the idea
03:50you just gotta have a lab coat
03:51i'll get one
03:52in fact
03:53i would watch a video of james just putting it on his lips
03:56yeah
03:56like lip balm
03:57yeah
03:58and be like
03:58what's happening
04:00it's only seven bucks
04:01yeah it's only seven bucks
04:01yeah we can get it in two days
04:02those people on the cover
04:04any of that stuff
04:05if you find that in your parents
04:08medicine cabinet
04:09wow
04:10wow
04:11that's honestly
04:12wow
04:13that's crazy
04:14okay
04:14i know this is gonna be nuts
04:16okay
04:16this is gonna seem real nuts
04:18but while you may be finding it in older people's
04:22stuff
04:23you gotta keep it
04:25the bottom
04:26like the original hole
04:28the number one
04:28is a mess
04:30it's a mess
04:32it's not
04:33but the back
04:35you think because you've blown out the front door
04:39people as they get older head to the back door
04:41yes
04:41i think you're wrong
04:42i don't think that's a standard
04:43i think
04:44no
04:45no
04:46no
04:46no
04:46no
04:47no
04:47no
04:47in the age of the erectile dysfunction
04:50i think i'm dead to rights
04:52no
04:52no
04:52i think you're super right dude
04:54yeah
04:54no
04:54that's look too much like an arby's sandwich
04:56you gotta
04:56but an older
04:57butthole is bad
04:59i mean i understand it's bad
05:01but i mean
05:02i think both are bad
05:03it's bad people
05:05i love these butthole observations
05:07thank you lisa
05:08but an older butthole is bad
05:10well it's not good
05:12high risk
05:13but i will say this
05:14it could be
05:15oh i know what you're saying
05:16you're talking about a different risk
05:17yes
05:18you're right
05:18you're right
05:20hi bob
05:21hello
05:23so you found a disturbing thing
05:25yeah like 25-30 years ago
05:28my sister's screaming in the bathroom
05:30and i go running in there
05:32and she's looking at the curling iron
05:34i don't know if she turned it on yet or not
05:36but it had poop all over it
05:38it was after
05:38a night of my mom and my stepdad had a special night
05:42and we don't know where it went
05:44or we know where it went
05:46but we don't know
05:46into whom it went
05:47curling iron
05:48i hope it wasn't on
05:49i hope it wasn't on
05:51no it wouldn't have been on
05:52you would have been
05:53hot
05:54you would have been dead
05:55she didn't turn it on
05:57but
05:58i would assume that was for dad
06:02well just like
06:03get rid of that thing
06:04or put it in a special butt drawer
06:05or have the common decency
06:07to clean the feces off it
06:08yes
06:09if i came home to that
06:11as a teenager
06:12i would just pack up my stuff
06:14and go
06:15and move in with a relative
06:16and say
06:17and have that
06:18this is why i need to live with you
06:19then
06:20i'm not gonna say much
06:21i think that's it
06:22she just always has
06:24one in her purse
06:25so like every time
06:27like lisa asks for anything
06:28she just like
06:29just pulls
06:29just a
06:30just a curling iron
06:31yeah
06:32what's this for
06:33that's bad
06:34i use it to curl my hair
06:36what do you use it for
06:37butt stuff
06:38Jesus
06:41he's
06:47he's
06:50he's
06:52he's
06:53he's
06:55he's