Judy Burned Her Bits

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about times they have 'burned their bits' and receive one call in particular that involves a sex toy.

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00:00as we get into our next story i've got a quick question for you here on the dave and chuck lines

00:10you ever burned your bits i mean burned them james did i have yes we want to hear from you

00:17if you have 1-855-954-6969 is the toll-free number 1-855-954-6969 what were you doing

00:25that you ended up burning your bits or you can text us at 46969 because a bride burnt her ass

00:32she burned her ass she burned her ass lease and we'll tell you how that happened in a second but

00:37if you want to reach out 1-855-954-6969 now i forget james how did you burn your bits oh it's well

00:44well in an attempt to make a viral video around um like a patriotic holiday i was in my backyard

00:50with an american flag and some sparklers and my man thong and an america headband and i was

00:55prancing around and so in front of the camera i was trying to light the sparklers having some

01:00trouble getting the sparklers lit took too long yeah so like my lighter was like really really hot

01:05and as i got the sparkler lit i was like oh man i gotta do something with this lighter but the grass

01:11was all wet and i didn't want to get the lighter wet so i put it down into my man thong oh my god

01:17not realizing how hot the lighter was so then the hot lighter burned the crap out of my nuts oh

01:22hot nuts yeah so then i almost burned my face with the the sparkler trying to get the trying to get

01:27the litter frantically out of my man thong yeah there's video of it somewhere online it's on my

01:32youtube channel yeah you can see i'd burning your balls would hurt like oh no there ever it was not

01:39fun so we've got judy here hi judy good morning hi uh judy how did you burn your bits i was using

01:49an electric vibrator yes and i i had used it for a long period of time uh i was organ over and over

02:01again and i was almost in a dream state and left it on and i came to and i was like

02:12i had to get a cold rag real quick

02:19oh my god and um yeah it was it was a pleasurable then painful experience oh it's horrible so you

02:31just literally it was a friction burn from just pounding yourself with that thing

02:36gonna take it easy judy kind of take it easy calm down judy calm down well she fell asleep and the

02:42thing kept kicking off yeah the thing because it was pleasuring you over and over right

02:47yeah yeah so you were in some sort of like amazing feel-good state yeah yeah and i just

02:55kind of laid there and it was kind of in a dream state and then i came to and it was like

03:01judy judy judy judy i know was there any lasting damage i mean did you just have to lay off for a

03:11bit or what happened let her cool down oh yeah i couldn't use it for a while yeah definitely yeah

03:16you keep an eye on that vagina judy okay you finish up before you're sleepy okay yeah

03:26okay all right all the best to you thank you bye-bye now bye

03:32chuck has just not he hasn't even moved he hasn't blinked his eyes for about a minute

03:39judy started talking i don't think he moved first i thought she had fallen asleep and like

03:43i thought he turned to stone the thing had like electric fire started or something and she was like

03:50she's like what the deuce

03:52electric fire hey guys how you doing judy hi judy how are you oh i've seen better days

04:01oh really so how did you burn your bits uh he was using an electric vibrator have you heard of him

04:07yeah for sure of course so i was just blasting my bits to oblivion and i was in some kind of weird

04:13i'd uh i'd call it a lucid dream yes okay

04:18caused uh caused by uh massive orgasms over and over again and put me right into the beyond i was in the fourth dimension

04:26and uh some wires got crossed and i think it lit on fire it was like uh

04:31fire was actually on fire yeah it's like my vagina was starring in indiana jones

04:36it was a wild time it was a wild time so i had to throw a bucket of water on it

04:48but then that just uh caused me to electrocute myself and another fire started so i finally

04:53had to rush to get a cold rag and just uh cover it for a bit i got a fire extinguisher too

05:00so that's it for you and vibrators right i'm sure you'll never touch one again no i got one in right

05:06now

05:06i've got two in right now oh my god judy judy judy judy i'm about to have 20 orgasms

05:15okay we'll let you go before you lose a dream

05:18oh judy hey judy judy

05:22i was here about the lucid dream

05:27oh judy judy you're the best i wasn't ready for that i literally just froze

05:34yep i couldn't even react to it i love judy me too yeah oh man judy thank you thanks for calling in

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