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Judy Burned Her Bits
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about times they have 'burned their bits' and receive one call in particular that involves a sex toy.
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as we get into our next story i've got a quick question for you here on the dave and chuck lines
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you ever burned your bits i mean burned them james did i have yes we want to hear from you
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if you have 1-855-954-6969 is the toll-free number 1-855-954-6969 what were you doing
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that you ended up burning your bits or you can text us at 46969 because a bride burnt her ass
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she burned her ass she burned her ass lease and we'll tell you how that happened in a second but
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if you want to reach out 1-855-954-6969 now i forget james how did you burn your bits oh it's well
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well in an attempt to make a viral video around um like a patriotic holiday i was in my backyard
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with an american flag and some sparklers and my man thong and an america headband and i was
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prancing around and so in front of the camera i was trying to light the sparklers having some
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trouble getting the sparklers lit took too long yeah so like my lighter was like really really hot
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and as i got the sparkler lit i was like oh man i gotta do something with this lighter but the grass
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was all wet and i didn't want to get the lighter wet so i put it down into my man thong oh my god
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not realizing how hot the lighter was so then the hot lighter burned the crap out of my nuts oh
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hot nuts yeah so then i almost burned my face with the the sparkler trying to get the trying to get
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the litter frantically out of my man thong yeah there's video of it somewhere online it's on my
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youtube channel yeah you can see i'd burning your balls would hurt like oh no there ever it was not
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fun so we've got judy here hi judy good morning hi uh judy how did you burn your bits i was using
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an electric vibrator yes and i i had used it for a long period of time uh i was organ over and over
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again and i was almost in a dream state and left it on and i came to and i was like
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i had to get a cold rag real quick
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oh my god and um yeah it was it was a pleasurable then painful experience oh it's horrible so you
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just literally it was a friction burn from just pounding yourself with that thing
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gonna take it easy judy kind of take it easy calm down judy calm down well she fell asleep and the
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thing kept kicking off yeah the thing because it was pleasuring you over and over right
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yeah yeah so you were in some sort of like amazing feel-good state yeah yeah and i just
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kind of laid there and it was kind of in a dream state and then i came to and it was like
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judy judy judy judy i know was there any lasting damage i mean did you just have to lay off for a
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bit or what happened let her cool down oh yeah i couldn't use it for a while yeah definitely yeah
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you keep an eye on that vagina judy okay you finish up before you're sleepy okay yeah
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okay all right all the best to you thank you bye-bye now bye
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chuck has just not he hasn't even moved he hasn't blinked his eyes for about a minute
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judy started talking i don't think he moved first i thought she had fallen asleep and like
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i thought he turned to stone the thing had like electric fire started or something and she was like
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she's like what the deuce
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electric fire hey guys how you doing judy hi judy how are you oh i've seen better days
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oh really so how did you burn your bits uh he was using an electric vibrator have you heard of him
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yeah for sure of course so i was just blasting my bits to oblivion and i was in some kind of weird
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i'd uh i'd call it a lucid dream yes okay
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caused uh caused by uh massive orgasms over and over again and put me right into the beyond i was in the fourth dimension
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and uh some wires got crossed and i think it lit on fire it was like uh
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fire was actually on fire yeah it's like my vagina was starring in indiana jones
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it was a wild time it was a wild time so i had to throw a bucket of water on it
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but then that just uh caused me to electrocute myself and another fire started so i finally
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had to rush to get a cold rag and just uh cover it for a bit i got a fire extinguisher too
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so that's it for you and vibrators right i'm sure you'll never touch one again no i got one in right
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now
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i've got two in right now oh my god judy judy judy judy i'm about to have 20 orgasms
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okay we'll let you go before you lose a dream
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oh judy hey judy judy
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i was here about the lucid dream
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oh judy judy you're the best i wasn't ready for that i literally just froze
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yep i couldn't even react to it i love judy me too yeah oh man judy thank you thanks for calling in
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