Accidental Rub and Tug

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a woman who called-in to talk about how her husband has had accidental rub and tugs and everyone has a hard time believing that she believes his stories.

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00:00so you know i deleted the email because i thought oh that's bs but i'm just thinking

00:10about this guy who emailed us a couple of days ago that he got an accidental rub and

00:14tug like he was that he thought he was getting a legitimate massage yeah but she ended up

00:19touching him and he rolled with it he rolled with it but then he was super paranoid because

00:24we were talking about how they're taping and they're busting these places all across the

00:27country you know what are my odds you think that this is on tape and should i tell someone

00:32a lot of guys are paranoid sleepless nights he's having some sleepless nights but he i he said

00:37i know you guys won't believe this it was a legitimate massage at least i thought so

00:43turns out when they touch your dong or it's not just depends on what kind of place he went to

00:47whether or not i would believe him like was it a legitimate you're right you know you're right

00:51well because there are there are some that look legitimate where the people have gone to the

00:57dark side right and will jerk people uh gina i swear it is too so your husband accidentally got

01:04rubbed and tugged he did he did um he went to he yeah i know it sounds very shady yeah it does

01:12yeah it does shaking my head right now you can't see me but i'm just shaking my head you believe him

01:18he's a truth teller all right so tell us about it so he went to he tried out a new massage place he

01:26went to go there and they did you know much like the other experiences they got closer and closer

01:32and then they just started going to town and he said it was very awkward um he he did not

01:40have completion yeah no why would he have completion sure i believe i'm sure i believe him i'm sure

01:47totally truthful on that they just they just dry jerk you all the time yeah they will just

01:53now i'm rolling my eyes yeah okay all the way back do you believe they didn't finish him what else

02:00he just kind of hurried up and got out of there and left a big tip oh yeah yeah no you're okay

02:07with that yeah she's fine let's not worry about it too much i believe him and i just leave it at

02:15that she's okay with him just leave it at that lisa's eyes rolled so hard in the back of her head

02:19she looked like raiden from mortal kombat i saw lightning i saw lightning so he's he's only had that

02:27one incident at a massage parlor well there is another one oh yes there is of course there is

02:34next time so he uh so he never went back to that place he uh he tried a new a new massage parlor

02:43he knew it wasn't it wasn't gonna be a great place when he walked in and he realized it wasn't

02:51frosted glass but it was bubble wrap on the inside of the window oh my god how legitimate how legitimate

02:57bubble wrap okay so what happened to him in the bubble wrap joint that's what my bathroom has

03:02so they're they're giving him this massage and he didn't ask for anything and uh they got

03:10they uh they got to his his butt and uh the woman just slipped a finger in

03:18preparing to peg we've pegged we weren't prepared not prepared to peg not made a finger in the

03:28butt scream yeah she really did i mean because lisa it's gotta be what's happening with this

03:35you're okay with all this yeah it's just this is your arrangement you don't mind

03:41she didn't she didn't have to do it no it wasn't yeah he um he hasn't gone back there either

03:46you are a cool chick yeah you are one out of a chick you're super cool too cool too super cool

03:52and also i believe incredibly naive if you think he didn't get finished

03:56you haven't got finished you know he just couldn't tell you

04:00oh stop it sorry he's fine i believe him

04:02i love that i believe him i do i do i believe him guys

04:07you have to come back with a funny story that's it

04:37all right gina thanks for calling in see ya

04:40thank you all the best to you and your crazy husband my favorite is that he's like

04:45you know i went to the asian orchid house of pleasure and then i get a try to jerk me

04:50so i'm like done with that place i'm like i gotta find a better place so i go to slippery palms

04:55and it's even crazier there there's bubble wrap on the windows

05:00back door stuff bubble wrap can't find a good massage place for the life of me

05:06you know that guy goes through it all the time too

05:09someone said either she's lying or she's the dumbest most naive woman in existence

05:15she's fine with it she's okay with it

05:19so babe i tripped into this whore's mouth today you would not believe it

05:24oh my god it could be slippery you guys have never you guys have never just been pumping

05:29right into her mouth sometimes you're pumping and a naked person gets i just picture like

05:32the whole like almost like from a 1960s show like he comes home he puts his like business

05:36hat on the rack yeah he's like dear sit down boy do i have a tail for you what is it dear

05:42slippery fingers oh no i didn't ask for anything and they they jerked me off but i didn't finish

05:49she was going to use her mouth but i said don't do that no way that's too far i'm married

05:58yeah and then i just so you know i felt bad after that so i gave her an enormous tip

06:05and then i hurried right out of there i have got to find a new place and boy did i find one

06:12what was the next one like well they tried to stick a finger in me

06:17i should say uh not try they did stick fingers in me and i stopped them

06:23sort of eventually eventually it stopped

06:29that's how you word it eventually it stopped

06:33it came to an end yes so back to the first one you didn't finish

06:39no oh my god you say why would i let her finish me

06:43i felt uncomfortable i felt uncomfortable i tipped a little exorbitantly

06:51i felt bad i felt bad so it almost looked like i paid for everything you could get

06:59right it seems as though my tip equaled the exact amount of an hj there

07:05and mouth stuff and mouth stuff too everyone's different everyone is different

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